->''"Hey Chewbacca! (referring to Solo) You still hangin' around with this loser?"''
-->--A warm greeting between old pals Han Solo and Lando Calrissian in ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack''

->'''Ted''': ''(watching J.D and Turk hug)'' I need one of those.
->'''J.D''': A hug?
->'''Ted''': No, a black friend. I think it would make me much cooler.
->'''Turk''': I should be offended, but he's right.
-->-- ''Series/{{Scrubs}}''

->''"[[AutoTune WiiiIiIIIiiith theEeir tOOOOOOOoooken blaaaAAAAAAAAACK friend]], [[LivingProp GEEEEEEEEROOOOOOMY]]"''
-->-- The ''SweetBroAndHellaJeff'' "[[SensoryAbuse themesong]]"

->''geromy is always the new friend. hes [[SatelliteCharacter always there]] and [[TokenMinority adds much needed racial diversity]] to these two white assholes [[DesignatedHero who fuck everything up]]. geromy doesnt fuck anything up ever because [[LivingProp hes perfect]]. [[CreatorsPet i love geromy]].''
-->-- ''Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff'' author's notes

-> “I mean, who has a black best friend, right? Like, in real life, if you’re trying to be all authentic?” ''(turning to the room full of unsmiling black actresses)'' “Do any of you have a white best friend? No? Right.”
-->--'''[[JewelStaite Raquel]]''', ''Series/TheLAComplex''

->''"All my black friends have a bunch of white friends, and all my white friends have '''one''' black friend!"''
-->-- '''Creator/ChrisRock'''