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[[folder: >say yoho ]]
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[[folder: everything spins around and suddenly i'm elsewhere... ]]
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[[folder: i'm on a pirate ship in he middle of he ocean! ]]
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[[folder: a pirate is here! he says: ]]
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[[folder: "yarr me matey! we set sail for [[Lampshade Hanging the missing caps lock key! ]]
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[[folder: the pirate runs me through for absolutely no reason whatsoever! ]]
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[[folder: **i can't do anything more, i'm dead!** ]]

-->-- ''VideoGame/PickUpThePhoneBoothAndAisle''

->''What was that? I feel so overdramatic.''
-->-- '''Mina Beff''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Grojband}}'', "Knight To Remember"

->''Good of you to notice that I was getting bored, ''VideoGame/HeavyRain'', but this was like splicing a [[BusbyBerkeleyNumber song and dance routine]] into the middle of ''{{Film/Zodiac|2007}}.
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]'s''' review of ''VideoGame/HeavyRain'', on an odd [[AllJustADream dream sequence]] / fight scene

->''I don't understand what the last five minutes did... I feel like this must be what it's like to have a seizure!''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{slowbeef}}''', ''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mo0ShZVkkA Space Adventures!]]

->''[[BigWhat WHAT THE FUCKING FUUUUUUUUCK?]] There was no hint of this being a musical, and all of a sudden the dog... [[AWildRapperAppears the dog here, he comes and starts rapping]]. Rapping hip-hop! Rapping in a style of music [[AnachronismStew that won't be invented for some 70 years after this scene ends!]]''
-->--'''WebVideo/JonTron''' on the rapping dog in ''WesternAnimation/TitanicTheLegendGoesOn''

->''Don't look at me; I'm irrelevant.''
-->--'''Talking matchbox puppet''', ''Series/TheYoungOnes''

->''This guy ''literally'' never shows up again.''
-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyjJ7QbCQBo on]] a character who shows up only to do what Todd later describes as a "bad Music/IggyPop impression" in ''A Certain Sacrifice''.

->''"Upon freaching the top, I found no boss. No, there wasn't any log cabin with Luigi's corpse in it..."''\\
'''Jacob:''' ''I WASN'T FUCKING EXPECTING THAT!'' When, in [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Super Mario]], have you ever come across a log cabin [[MoodWhiplash with your brother's dead body inside?!]] Or is this one of those meta moments where they're like, "at no point did I call Nintendo only to have somebody smack me in the mouth"?
-->-- ''WebVideo/BadCreepypasta: [[https://youtu.be/NT3Ln-LQHbw?list=PLc6B9X_5NYG9BIn6SYWaXGoBeq2JJ26db How I Met a Terrible Fate]]''

->''WHY DOES DARTH VADER TURN INTO A FUCKING SCORPION?!''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' reacting to a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_LLNTpRNQs&t=69s shapeshifting scorpion-like creature posing as Darth Vader]] in the ''Franchise/StarWars'' game for the Famicom.

->'''[=JonTron=]:''' Well that just sorta happened to me, I mean I didn't even participate in that.\\
'''Jacques:''' [[RuleOfCool It was cool, though.]]
-->--'''WebVideo/JonTron''' on a skit from his ''WesternAnimation/{{Foodfight}}'' review.

->''Oh, Susanna, just what is this movie?''\\
''Well, it started out as'' [[Film/SupermanTheMovie Superman]]\\
''But now it's'' Film/{{Road House|1989}} 3!
-->-- '''Kevin Murphy''', ''Podcast/RiffTrax'', upon seeing the strange bar scene fight that really has no bearing in ''Supersonic Man''.

->''"Well, no time to figure out what the hell that just was, gotta go!"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/BrandonsCultMovieReviews Brandon]]''' about ''Get Mean'', upon witnessing the protagonist being attacked by a random ScreamingWarrior and [[CurbStompBattle casually punching him]] before leaving.

->''"What does that have to do with anything?!"''
-->-- '''Host of [[ShowWithinAShow Mysterious Mysteries]]''', "Mysterious Mysteries", ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim''

->''"But while we're on the subject of giant mistakes, the first half of this picture, a [[ArcFatigue 45-minute]] plot thread about cheating at horse racing, goes absolutely nowhere. Why an international spy would be interested in [[FelonyMisdemeanor such frivolous crimes]] is never adequately explained, [[AbortedArc nor does the narrative arc ever truly get resolved or even feed into the rest of the picture]]. It just exists, without enjoyment or purpose."''
-->-- '''Jonathan Paula''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ1dwuGQcMw on]] ''Film/AViewToAKill''

->'''Screenwriter:''' And then he ends the song with a big scream and everyone's sitting there shocked at what they just witnessed!\\
'''Producer:''' Oh, my god.\\
'''Screenwriter:''' So anyway then they head into the next room and--\\
'''Producer:''' Wait, what the hell was that about?\\
'''Screenwriter:''' I dunno! So then in the next room...
-->--'''WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings''', on ''Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory''

->''"Hey, so... are we seriously ''not'' going to talk about that? That was seriously weird."''
-->--'''Susie''', ''VideoGame/{{Deltarune}}''

->''"Wacky dancing skeleton rules. He's a naked, spaghetti-covered toddler strutting into a zoom meeting– just a pointless wrongness commanding everyone's attention. In 1977, getting a girl's fingers to fade into invisible meat chunks was a Herculean effort of animation, and he's back there distracting everyone from it with, 'Rahr rahr rahr, I'M A SKELETON!'"''
-->-- Creator/{{Seanbaby}}, singling out one particularly weird, contextless moment among the many contained in the film ''Film/{{Hausu}}''

->'''New Jersey:''' Why is there a watermelon here?\\
'''Reno:''' I'll tell you later.\\
''(he never does)''
-->--''Film/TheAdventuresOfBuckarooBanzaiAcrossThe8thDimension''

->''"like the lore is a straight line and infamous baz is a bump"''
-->--'''Baz''', discussing with Arch_Mage on how to add the Infamous Baz to ''VideoGame/{{Deepwoken}}''
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