Quotes that are @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}! Many thanks to @/{{Noaqiyeum}} for the creation of the page. Feel free to edit!

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->[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=2420#60486 SCREW YOU]] [[@/SabresEdge SABRE]]
->NOW I SEE ANGLES EVERYWHERE
->EVEN WHEN THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE
->AND I WOULD TRY TO FIND THE APPROXIMATE VALUE OF THE DEGREES
->AND I WOULD ENJOY IT

->You are incorrect. [[DisproportionateRetribution Have a Minuteman.]][[note]]Referring to the LGM-30 Minuteman nuclear device.[[/note]]

->[[MadMathematician NO WHY I AM TRYING TO DIVIDE 73 BY 6]]

->I have refused to pass on my parents' genes. Therefore, I must make up for it by looking more well-educated than I actually am. [[BlatantLies I am, however, dumber than a dumb brick.]] Therefore, I must learn.

-> Those who miss the meeting on Friday will be treated like kings. Edward II, to be precise.

-> Fine - my interpretation of Bruno Mars' ''Just the Way You Are'' [[WildMassGuessing as a heartwarming tale of a mad scientist and his reality-warping eldritch creation]] seems to have bothered some people I texted for some reason. :/

-> Bacteria are cool! My youngest sister wants kids after marriage but fears childbirth, so she should probably be bacteria.

-> "Apology for being late - my postillion has been struck by lightning."
-> [[spoiler:Should you happen to highlight this with the expectation that it made more sense in context, then I would like to offer my apology.]]

-> I hail from the far reaches of darkening constellations. I float among the mortals, showering the realm with a sickly glow of otherworldly beings.

-> Human beings are clearly meant to love and adore mathematics in all its glory. Just as we planned.