->"''...much of the dialogue in my comics are born simply from my characters pointing out the flaws in my own logic.''"
-->-- '''[[https://egscomics.com/comic/2011-06-22 Dan Shive]]''', in TheRant for ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive''

->"''What I'm doing is wrong, I know it's wrong, but I'm going to do it anyway.''"
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter''', on [[RunningGag multiple occasions]]

->''"I am an {{evil overlord}} getting ready for the {{final battle}} with my [[QuirkyMinibossSquad sub-boss squad]] after clipping all the {{plot coupon}}s and nailing down my [[FaceHeelTurn heel turn]]! I have no time for lampshades! Just [[LampshadeHanging hang them]] somewhere or do whatever you want."''
-->-- '''[[VillainProtagonist Jade]]''', dismissing a shipping error, ''FanFic/QueenOfAllOni''

->''"[Cogburn] is so clearly [[MayTheFarceBeWithYou ripped off C-3PO]] that at one point Creator/MarkWahlberg says to him "Oi! C-3PO ripoff!" -- because Creator/MichaelBay's idea of "funny" is to do something profoundly stupid and then point at it and say it out loud."''
-->-- '''Creator/MarkKermode''' on ''Film/TransformersTheLastKnight''

->''"Why do these people think, like, acknowledging your problems somehow solves them magically?"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9VNXsPRvTo Retsupurae Link to the Past]]''

->'''Producer Guy''': How does he (Michael) know how to drive if he's been in an institution since the age of six?\\
'''Screenwriter Guy''': Yeah, it doesn't make much sense, right? Plus, he's gonna spend the first hour of the movie driving around town. He's very good at driving.\\
'''Producer Guy''': So how does he know how to drive?\\
'''Screenwriter Guy''': Right? It makes no sense. Dr. Loomis is gonna talk to one of the employees at the sanitarium and be like, "Who taught this guy how to drive?"\\
'''Producer Guy''': And what's the explanation?\\
'''Screenwriter Guy''': We're never going to explain it or bring it up again, but because a character pointed out that it makes no sense, it's okay.
-->-- '''WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings''', on ''Film/Halloween1978''

->'''Producer Guy''': And does just pointing out that the writing wasn't very good make it ''better'' in some way?\\
'''Screenwriter Guy''': God, I hope so!
-->--'''WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings''', on ''Series/SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw''

->''"What's that?'' '''''"Utterly implausible"''''', ''you say? "Even more far-fetched than the charisma monsters?" Well, go ahead—but the more you question the science, the more I'm gonna lampshade it."''
-->-- '''Swerve''', in issue 43 of ''ComicBook/TheTransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye''

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