[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

-->-- '''[[PintsizedPowerhouse Edward Elric]]''', ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

->[[NobodyTouchesTheHair AHHH! Not my hair!]] My flowing hair is my trademark! Now I'm REALLY mad!! YOU'VE MADE A VERY BIG MISTAKE, SEVIPER!!!
-->-- '''Jessie,''' before beating the crap out of a Seviper with her bare hands, ''{{Anime/Pokemon}}''

-->-- '''Bob''' whenever someone gets his name wrong ([[RunningGag which happens often]]), ''{{Anime/Pokemon}}''

->(''Eggman has destroyed Amy's good-luck bracelet'')\\
'''Amy''': RAAAGH! [[ThisIsUnforgivable Now you're gonna PAY]]!\\
'''Sonic''': Oh!\\
'''Eggman''': Huh?!\\
'''Amy''': Don't mess with me! (''starts repeatedly pounding Serpenter into submission'')\\
'''Sonic''': ...Whoa.\\
'''Eggman''': [[OhCrap Oh my]]...!\\
'''Amy''': (''still pounding on Serpenter'')\\
'''Eggman''': Oh no. [[VillainExitStageLeft Perhaps it's time for me to go!]]
-->-- ''Anime/SonicX'' [[BeachEpisode Episode 9]]

->[[UnstoppableRage Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting!]]
-->-- '''Death The Kid''', [[SuperOCD while shooting a mummy that's assymetrical]], ''Manga/SoulEater''

->You think I'm Vicious? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT VICIOUS IS!
-->-- '''Spike Spiegel''', ''Anime/CowboyBebop''

-> "What the hell did you say about my hair?! (...) I won't forgive anyone who insults my hair... no matter who it is! ''Did you just say my hairstyle looks like [[Manga/SazaeSan Sazae-san's!?]]''"
-->-- '''Josuke Higashikata''', ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable''

-> '''Lind L. Taylor''': Kira, I've got a pretty good idea what your motivation might be and I can guess what you hope to achieve. However, what you're doing right now is evil.\\
'''Light Yagami''': You think...I'm evil?...I am justice! I protect the innocent and those who fear evil! I'm the one who will become the god of a new world that everyone desires! All those who oppose that god, they are the ones who are truly evil!
-->-- ''Manga/DeathNote''

-->-- ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann, episode 6 (uncut)''

[[folder:Comic Books]]

->It was in that moment that I realized something. A dull, blurred feeling that I'd had since this whole mess began, all of a sudden crystal clear. It had been a long, long time since I hated anyone the way I hated them.
-->-- '''Frank Castle''', ''Comicbook/ThePunisherMAX'', "The Slavers"


[[folder:Fan Fiction]]

->The civilians stay out of this! Remember that!
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/Ben10UltimateAlien Ben Tennyson]]''' tossing [[AntiHero Archer]] [[CurbStompBattle out of the battlefield]], ''Fanfic/FateStayNightUltimateMaster''


[[folder:Film - Animated]]

->Beaver? Did you say... did YOU SAY... ''BEAVER?!''
-->-- '''The Cactus King''', ''Animation/TheElmChantedForest''


[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, [[RightHandCat Mr. Bigglesworth]] gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!
-->-- '''Dr. Evil''', ''Film/AustinPowers''

->'''Film/{{Thor}}:''' I've come here to put an end to Loki's schemes!\\
'''{{Film/Captain America|TheFirstAvenger}}:''' Then prove it! [[TemptingFate Put the hammer down.]]\\
'''Film/IronMan:''' Um, yeah, no! Bad call! He loves his hamme- (''hit with Mjölnir'')\\
'''Thor:''' [[DropTheHammer YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE HAMMER DOWN?!]]
-->-- ''[[Film/TheAvengers2012 The Avengers]]''

->Nobody calls [[Franchise/StarWars Han Solo]] a bitch!
-->-- '''Hutch''', ''Film/{{Fanboys}}''

->[[BullyingADragon Call me an asshole]] ''[[BullyingADragon one more time]].''
-->-- '''John Film/{{Hancock}}'''

->The price you pay for bringing up either my [[ButNotTooForeign Chinese or my American heritage]] as a negative is: [[OffWithHisHead I collect your fucking head.]] ''Just'' like [[DecapitationPresentation this fucker here]]. Now if ''any'' of you sons of bitches got ''anything'' else to say, NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME! ...[[StunnedSilence I didn't think so.]]
-->-- '''O-Ren Ishii''', ''Film/KillBill''

->They destroyed my beautiful creation. Now I'm beginning to get ''really angry!''
-->-- '''Ivan Ooze''', ''Film/MightyMorphinPowerRangersTheMovie''

-->-- '''Joan Crawford''', ''Literature/MommieDearest''

->'''Mr. Cheeky''': Well I was asking her to shut up, so I can hear what [[{{Jesus}} He's]] sayin', Big Nose!\\
'''Mrs. Bignose''': Don't you call my husband Big Nose!\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': Well, he has got a big nose.\\
'''Hearer 1''': Could you be quiet, please? What was that?\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': I dunno. I was busy talking to Big Nose.\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': See, if you would shut up, I would've heard that, Big Nose!\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': Hey! Say that once more, and I'll smash your bloody face in!\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': Oh, better keep listening. Might be about "Blessed are the big noses"!\\
'''Brian''': Oh, lay off him!\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': Well, you're not so bad yourself, conk-face. Where are you two from, 'Nose City'?\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': One more time, mate... and I'll take you to [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] cleaners!\\
'''Mrs. Bignose''': Language! And don't pick your nose!\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': I wasn't gonna pick my nose, I'm gonna thump him!\\
'''Mrs. Bignose''': You're not gonna thump anybody!\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': I'll thump him if he calls me 'Big Nose' again!\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': Aw, shut up, Big Nose!\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': Oh, right. I warned you. I really will slug you!\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': Listen, I'm only telling the truth, you have got a ''very'' big nose!\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': 'Ey... Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face when I'm through with you!\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': Well, who did yours, then? Goliath's big brother?\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': Ooh, right, that's your last warning.\\
'''Hearer 1's wife''': Will you pipe down- (''is punched by Mr. Bignose'') Ooh!\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': Silly bitch!
-->-- ''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian''

->You made me swallow my gum! It's going to be in my digestive tract for [[NumerologicalMotif seven years!]]
-->-- '''Gideon Graves''', Age: 27, [[JerkAss Asshole]], ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld''

->[[PreAssKickingOneLiner You know what I hate?]]
-->-- '''MrSmith''', ''Film/ShootEmUp''

->'''Teddy''': You call my dad a looney again, I'll kill you.\\
'''Milo''': Looney, looney, looney!\\
'''Teddy''': I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!
-->-- ''Film/StandByMe''

->I am warning you...if you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife! If you even go in the room, I will go apeshit!
-->-- '''Dale Doback''', ''Film/StepBrothers''

->'''[[SmugSnake Billy Batts]]:''' Hey Tommy, if I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell you to go home and [[ShoeShineMister get your shinebox]]. (to his friends) Now this kid, this kid was great: they used to call him Spitshine Tommy. I swear to god, he'd make your shoes look like fuckin' mirrors - excuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best. Made a lot of money, too. Salud, Tommy!\\
'''[[PsychoForHire Tommy DeVito]]:''' [[OldShame No more shines, Billy]].\\
'''Batts:''' What?\\
'''Tommy:''' [[TranquilFury I said, no more shines]]. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time, they didn't go up there and tell you: I don't shine shoes anymore.\\
'''Batts:''' Relax, will ya? For cryin' out loud, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...\\
'''Tommy:''' Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...\\
'''Batts:''' I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.\\
'''Tommy:''' [[HopeSpot I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem]].\\
'''Batts:''' Okay, salud.\\
''(A {{Beat}}, as all finish their drinks)''\\
'''Batts:''' [[BullyingADragon Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox]].\\
'''Tommy:''' [[AtomicFBomb MOTHER]]'' '''[[AtomicFBomb FUCKIN']] '''[[AtomicFBomb MUTT!]]'' [[{{Angrish}} YOU, YOU FUCKIN' PIECE OF]] ''[[{{Angrish}} SHIT!!!]]''



->I am [[ColonelBadass Colonel]]-[[ThePoliticalOfficer Commissar]] Ibram Gaunt. [[ReasonableAuthorityFigure I am known as a fair man, unless I am pushed.]] ''You have just pushed me.''
-->-- '''Gaunt''' discovers some local troops assaulting his medics to steal supplies, ''[[Literature/GauntsGhosts Straight Silver]]''

->Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me.
-->-- '''Rubeus Hagrid''' while giving Dudley a pig's tail, ''Literature/HarryPotter''.[[note]]In the book the line is delivered loud enough to blow your eardrums through the opposite sides of your head. In the film it's [[TranquilFury deadly quiet]].[[/note]]

->"Snow," my wife called me before she ate her fingers, but I say Bolton.
-->-- '''[[AxCrazy Ramsay Bolton]]'''[[note]]formerly [[BastardBastard Ramsay Snow]][[/note]], ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''

->I have a special place in my heart for those who [[KickTheDog steal from disaster relief]]. I think I will sic [[TheChessmaster David]] and [[ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules Meriwether]] on them. With any luck, they will be in prison before they can find jobs elsewhere. If not, perhaps I will ask [[VigilanteMan Hector]] for a favor.
-->-- '''Queen Helen,''' ''Literature/TheZombieKnight''

->How dare you! How dare you suggest I would neglect a patient because you wouldn't do what somebody else wanted! Listen to me, [[OurAngelsAreDifferent Lemuel]], and you'd better remember it. I do not know what kind of society you come from, although [[{{Dystopia}} I can make some guesses]]. But you are on Earth and this is a ''hospital''. Maion will get the best treatment we can possibly provide. No reservations, no exceptions. When you suggest we might do anything else, you insult me, you insult the people who are working here all night to look after her, you insult the three nurses who risked their lives to make sure she got here safely. You insult a group of Irish doctors who are coming thousands of miles on the ''off-chance'' that their skills and experience will help Maion fly again. ''*takes a deep breath*'' That Colonel out there, Colonel Paschal, yes, he will want you to do things. Give us information, provide us with data. Probably more. And he will offer you deals and put other kinds of pressure on you. But if he walks into this ward and tells us to stop work, we'll kick his ass out of here. Or, if he talks to that nurse there, Colonel or not, if he makes the same suggestion to her, she'll probably head-butt him. Now do we understand each other?
-->--Dr. Zinder, ''Literature/TheSalvationWar''

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->Do not touch me in that fashion. We may sometimes look like you, but we are not you. Never forget that.
-->-- '''Lennier''', ''Series/BabylonFive''

->Why don't you take a shit in Fiorello [=LaGuardia=]'s hat and feed it to Joe [=DiMaggio=]'s crying ghost on Liberty Island, you son of a bitch?
-->-- '''Jon Stewart''', upon witnessing Creator/DonaldTrump [[SeriousBusiness eating pizza with a fork]], ''Series/TheDailyShow''

->Did you just call me "Blue Squirt?!"[[note]]Aonisai[[/note]] EXPLOSION OF ANGER!! SAMURAIMAN HAS ARRIVED!
-->-- '''Ninjaman''', ''Series/NinjaSentaiKakuranger''

->'''Boy''': Would you please tell me: where do you get your spandex?\\
'''Rangers:''' (''[[OhCrap gasp]]'')\\
'''Doctor K''': THAT IS NOT ''SPANDEX!!'' The material is a self-assembling nano- (''restrained by the others'')\\
'''Girl''': Ranger Yellow, as the sole female representative of the Power Rangers, I have a question for you: Which one of the guys looks cutest in the span-\\
'''Doctor K:''' (''stopped by Summer before she can charge'')\\
'''Girl:''' I mean, in the tights?
-->-- ''Series/PowerRangersRPM''

->'''Korax:''' We ''like'' the ''Enterprise!'' [[SarcasmMode We... we really do!]] That sagging old rust bucket is designed like a garbage scow! Half the quadrant knows it, that's why they're learning to speak Klingonese!\\
'''Chekov:''' [[OhCrap Mr. Scott!]]\\
'''Scotty:''' [[TranquilFury Laddie... don't you think you should... rephrase that?]]\\
'''Korax:''' (''mocking Scotty's accent'') Yer right. I ''should.'' (''normal voice'') I didn't mean to say that the ''Enterprise'' should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away ''as garbage!''\\
'''Scotty:''' (''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMrzdKzQTf8 punches him]]'')
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', [[Recap/StarTrekS2E15TheTroubleWithTribbles "The Trouble With Tribbles"]]

->You know, I'm really easy to get along with most of the time. But I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats. And I ''don't like you.''
-->-- '''Captain Janeway''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''

->You lied to me.
-->-- '''[[RobotGirl Cameron]]''', while choking multiple people to death, ''Series/TerminatorTheSarahConnorChronicles''



->So I said to him, I said, "If you pop that gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots. Into. His. Head.
-->-- ''Theatre/{{Chicago}}'', "The Cell Block Tango"

-->-- ''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}'', "Meet Me Inside"


[[folder:Video Games]]

->'''[[TokenEvilTeammate Morrigan]]''': You... do not truly think [[IAmNotMyFather I look as]] [[AbusiveParent my mother does]], do you?\\
'''Alistair''': Have you really been thinking about that all this time?\\
'''Morrigan''': [[BlatantLies I am simply curious]].\\
'''Alistair''': [[SarcasmMode And not insecure in the slightest, I'm sure]].\\
'''Morrigan''': I think I look nothing like her.\\
'''Alistair''': I don't know. Give it a few hundred years and it'll be a spot-on match.\\
'''Morrigan''' (''menacingly''): I said that I look nothing like her!\\
'''Alistair''': All right. Got it. Totally different. I see that now.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->'''What's the problem with the [[NoodleIncident Second City]]?'''
->Never mention the Second City to the Masters of the Bazaar. Mr. Wines will [[DeathGlare look at you narrowly]] and give you [[ATankardOfMooseUrine its worst vintage]]. Mr. Cups [[UnstoppableRage will fly into a rage]]. Mr. Veils will [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech harangue you for your discourtesy]]. Mr. Iron [[TheQuietOne will say nothing]], only [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking write down your name with its left hand]].
-->-- '''A tooltip''', ''Videogame/FallenLondon''

->'''Yosuke''': Has anything ''strange'' happened to you lately?\\
'''Kanji''': Strange? What's this "strange" stuff, huh?! [[AmbiguouslyGay Are you saying that I'm strange?!]]\\
'''Yosuke''': Huh? N-No, I didn't mean--!\\
'''Kanji''': You shitheads better get the hell out of my face, or I'm taking you down!\\
'''Yosuke''': Wha--!? Wait, why?!\\
'''Kanji''': ''I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?!''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''

->I AM NOT A MORON! [...] [[PunctuatedPounding COULD! A! MORON! PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT!]]
-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/{{Wheatley}}''', ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}''

->'''[[TheDragon Pronyma:]]''' (''dying'') Lord Yggdrasill... [[spoiler:Mithos,]] please...\\
'''[[BigBad Yggdrasill]]''': Only my former companions may call me by that name, ''get out of my sight!'' (''[[KickTheDog kills her]]'')
-->-- '' VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia''

->I'm gonna lose it on you!
-->-- '''Rembrandt''', ''VideoGame/TheWarriors''

->Now why would you go and do something ''like that?'' Didn't you see the sign that said [[SchmuckBait do not push this button]]!
-->-- '''Mimiron''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''

->''"DID YOU JUST CALL [[FatBastard MY FRIEND]] "[[YouAreFat FAT]]", YOU PIG?!"''
-->-- '''Junkrat''', ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'', ''Going Legit''


[[folder:Visual Novels]]

->'''Celeste''': ''(smiling)'' Even in cafes that offer proper milk tea, it is always more expensive than simple tea with milk. It takes more time to prepare, surely, but...why even bother creating a menu if you are not going to offer the highest level of quality!? \\
'''Yamada''': Well, um...we don't actually have a menu... \\
'''Celeste''': That does not matter. '''HURRY UP AND BRING ME WHAT I ASKED FOR, SWINE!'''\\
'''Yamada''': WHAAAAAT!? O-okay! Your little piggy will bring it right out!
-->-- ''VisualNovel/DanganRonpa''



->'''Yosuke''': Has anything ''strange'' happened to you lately?\\
'''Kanji''': Strange? [[MemeticMutation YOU SAYIN' I LIKE DUDES!?]] '''TAKING YOU PUNKS DOWN! RAAAAA!!!!'''
-->-- ''[[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} The Big Long]] VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} [[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} Comic]]''

->Inside the psyche of every individual, there exists a spot. A spot that must never be disturbed. It exists inside even the most coolheaded humans. Where it sits. And waits. And if you think you are immune...if you think nothing you hear could ever offend you... think again.
-->-- Introduction to ''Webcomic/{{Mulberry}}: Offended''

->[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You! Broke! My! Sword!]]
-->-- '''[[TheHero Roy Greenhilt]]''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->I'll warn you about one more thing. If you do something like that in front of Koon, your fingers will be gone by tomorrow.
-->-- '''Novick''' to Edin Dan, who just implied that [[NowLetMeCarryYou Koon]] and [[IllGirl Rachel]] were fuck buddies, ''Webcomic/TowerOfGod''

->'''Meme Man:''' "where is my foond" \\
''' Waiter:''' "here is your [[PickyEater steank with NO VEGETAL as you ordered]] sir" \\
'''Meme Man:''' "cool and good" \\
'''[[LetsMeetTheMeat Vegetable]]:''' "did someone say NO VEGETALS?" ''(slips into Meme Man's mouth as he's eating)'' \\
'''Meme Man:''' "i taste a VEGETAL. '''''ANGERY'''''"
-->-- Meme Man [[http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1146903-meme-man "No Vegetal" comic]]

[[folder:Web Original]]

->''Nobody'' rapes Christmas.
-->-- '''Goku''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Vegeta''': And I wish you would understand who you're talking to! I am Vegeta! Why would I ever need that gibbering fool's help?\\
'''Trunks''': Because you're not as strong as-\\
(''Vegeta slugs him in the stomach and flies off'')\\
'''Krillin''': You pushed the [[TheRival Goku]] Button. You shouldn't had did that.
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Cooler''': [[ThisCannotBe How?! It literally doesn't make any]] ''[[ThisCannotBe sense]]''! It took everything you had to defeat a single [[MesACrowd "me"]], [[OverclockingAttack yet you have enough power to overload the]] ''[[PlanetEater Big Gete Star]]''?! [[VillainousBreakdown HOW?! How did you do this?!]]\\
'''Goku:''': It looks like... you underestimated our power... just like-\\
'''Cooler''': Don't you dare-\\
'''Goku''': -[[BaitAndSwitchComment you did on Earth]].\\
'''Cooler''': [[HopeSpot Oh. Fair enou-]]\\
'''Vegeta''': And just like [[SiblingRivalry Frieza]].\\
'''Cooler''': ([[{{Angrish}} Completely loses his shit]], summons a gigantic robot body and starts choking Goku) '''Did Frieza ever do THIS?!'''\\
'''Goku''': [[LampshadeHanging Beginning to feel like you have something against your brother.]]
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Cooler 2: The Rerurn of Cooler's Revenge: The Reckoning]]

->'''Nostalgia Critic''': [This movie has] mediocre special effects that you're more likely to see in one of [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]'s videos!\\
'''Linkara''': [[ImStandingRightHere HEY!]]\\
'''NC''': Get over it, comic geek, your special effects suck.\\
'''Linkara''': [[Film/BatmanAndRobin Bat-Credit Card]].\\
'''NC''': THE BAT-CREDIT CARD?! (''{{Angrish}}'')
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''''s ''Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace'' review

->[[{{OhCrap}} OH NO!]] NOT [[{{Pikmin}} STEVE!]] NO! NOTHING SHALL BE NAMED STEVE!
-->-- '''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}},''' ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys'' LetsPlay ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosWii''

->Hahaha! [[YouFightLikeACow Geez, you two couldn't hit the broad side of a ba-]] (''[[NobodyTouchesTheHair watches a strand of her hair drift to the ground]]'') [[RedEyesTakeWarning You...]] [[YouMonster YOU MONSTERS!!]]
-->-- '''Yang Xiao Long''' goes to town on a group of [[BearsAreBadNews Ursa]], ''{{WebAnimation/RWBY}}''


[[folder:Western Animation]]

->Call me Dottie, and you die.
-->-- '''Dot Warner''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}''

->Hey! I know you're upset, but if you EVER mention my mother's loins, OR their frothiness to me again... I don't know what I'll do, but it will be bad!
-->-- '''Sterling WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'''

->Sorry Core, [Trina] dissed the band! Nobody disses the band.
-->-- '''Laney Penn''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Grojband}}'', "Queen Bee"

->I was stuck in an elevator and I had to listen to forty-one and a half minutes OF ELEVATOR MUSIC!!
-->-- '''Corey Riffin''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Grojband}}'', "Love in a Nethervator"

-->-- '''Pinkie Pie''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

->Compare me to ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' again and so help me, I will ''kill'' you where you stand!
-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Who do they think they are? I gave the best years of my life to this place and they think they can just fire like that? Like trash? I don't think so.\\
'''Patrick:''' [=SpongeBob=]? Is that you?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I've been waiting for you, Patrick! (''growls like an animal'')\\
'''Patrick:''' [=SpongeBob=], you're scaring me, stop it. Ahh!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' (''[[LaughingMad laughs maniacally]] and closes in'')
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''

->'''Yumi:''' Why are you so upset over those dumb, little toys?\\
'''Ami:''' They're not dumb! They're Huggle Buddies, AND I WANT THEM!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HiHiPuffyAmiYumi''

->Did I mention how much I hate bugs?
-->-- '''Raphael''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|2003}}'' (2003 cartoon), Episode 47

->Don't call me pretty. The last guy who called me pretty ended up looking a lot less pretty.
-->-- '''Duncan,''' ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Action,'' "Riot on Set"

->[[TranquilFury They took Fluttershy]]?
-->-- '''Discord''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''


[[folder:Real Life]]

->Everyone is a reactionary about subjects he understands.
-->-- '''[[AwesomeMcCoolName Professor Robert Conquest]]'''

->There are three surefire ways to get punched: in Italy, claiming the women are not beautiful, in England, claiming the English are not free, and in Germany, that [[TrademarkFavoriteFood sauerkraut]] is not food fit for the gods.
-->-- '''Creator/AlexandreDumas''', ''The Great Dictionary of Cuisine''

->It is not the expert thrust of [[TheAce Athos]] nor the cold skill of [[MasterSwordsman Aramis]] nor the iron wrist of [[BoisterousBruiser Porthos]] that we have to fear - it is the Gascon's fury - the wild and unacademic attack of the troubadour -- the sword of [[TheLancer D'Artagnan]].
-->-- '''Creator/OHenry''', ''The Last of the Troubadours''

->If your opponent is of [[FourTemperamentEnsemble choleric temper]], seek to irritate him.
-->-- '''Sun Tzu''', ''Literature/TheArtOfWar''



->Don't count! Only a fucking old woman counts.
-->-- '''Uncle Donnie''', ''Creator/AdamSandler''