->''"Beating a dead horse with another dead horse."''
->--'''hbi2k''', summing up ''Berserk Abridged''

->'''Guts''': And do you know who showed up just in the nick of time, and gave me a sword and a blanket, and taught me to believe in myself?\\
'''Casca''': Was it Jesus?\\
'''Guts''': ''NOBODY!''

->'''Zodd''': The Crimson Behelit? This scrawny little fruitcake bears the Crimson Behelit?! *evil laughter*\\
'''Guts''': What's so FUCKING funny?\\
'''Zodd''': What's so funny? WHAT'S SO GODDAMN FUNNY? You dumbasses think he's your friend and I'm the monster!\\
'''Guts''': I don't get it.\\
'''Zodd''': No, but will. You'll get it. And they'll get it! But most of all, SHE'LL get it!\\
'''Guts''': I am really starting to dislike you.\\
'''Zodd''': Fuck you, Zodd out!
-->-- ''Berserk: The Abridged Movie Episode 1 - Kneel Before Zodd''