[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->'''Sayaka''': You could not have it done without me!\\
'''Kouji''': I did not need your help!\\
'''Sayaka''': Yes, right! It is because that YOU asked me helping you, right? (''slaps him'') Baka!\\
'''Kouji''': How you dare to hit me!\\
'''Shiro''': (''fortune-telling'') It is funny. The cards tell they are destined to be together forever.
-->-- ''Anime/MazingerZ''

->'''Nao:''' (''After a shouting match'') See, our compatibility is absolutely the worst.\\
'''Yuu:''' (''in a matter-of-fact tone'') But I still love you.


[[folder:Fan Works]]

->So you flirted with him, kicked his ass, and then ran away? Good Lord, you ''are'' doing the kindergarten routine.
-->-- '''Ching''' talking about Asuka and Shinji, ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/a-crown-of-stars-nge-ou.11766/page-5#post-2398605 chapter 20]]

->They'd been planning to talk about it at lunch, if they could find a place they wouldn't be seen by their friends having a close, perfectly civil conversation. That would blow their "cover."
-->--'''Shinji''', ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', ''[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-9#post-2184173 chapter 4]]''

->For getting beat up by women this much, shouldn't you be sleeping with at least one of them?
-->-- '''Kensuke''' shortly after Shinji gets punched by Asuka and slapped by Rei, ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', ''[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/907904/032/ chapter 2]]''

->The fourth, well... she just wasn't quite sure what was powering the Alenko/Lawson dynamic... whether it was something as cut-and-dry as two people on opposite sides of an arbitrary line who were both too entrenched in their sometimes equally arbitrary ideals to see that their objectives were actually the same, distasteful as it might seem to them... or if it were instead two people who were similar enough in some ways and different enough in others that under virtually any other circumstances, they'd be fucking like rabbits and alternately hating and loving every minute of it.
-->-- '''[[Franchise/MassEffect Commander Shepard]]''', ''Manipulations'', [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6768903/60/Manipulations Chapter 60]]

->Those two are going to be... interesting to watch together. Assuming they don't kill each other in the next five minutes, the two of them might, just might...
-->-- '''Kaji''' ponders Shinji x Asuka, ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling''

->Alright, fun is fun, but now is the time to put this behind you and shut up. Now, Asuka, stop trying to kill Shinji, and Shinji, stop encouraging her to try.
-->--'''Misato''', ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji'', ''chapter 4''


[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->'''Kaylee:''' Wait, how do you know it's a trap? How do you know Inara don't just want to see you? Sometimes people have feelings. I'm referrin' here to ''people''.\\
'''Mal:''' Y'all were watchin', I take it?\\
'''Kaylee:''' Yes.\\
'''Mal:''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Did you see us fight?]]\\
'''Kaylee:''' No.\\
'''Mal:''' Trap.
-->-- ''Film/{{Serenity}}''

->Could we just for once die without all this bickering?
-->-- '''Joe Sullivan''', ''Film/SkyCaptainAndTheWorldOfTomorrow''

->Wonderful girl! Either I'm gonna kill her, or I'm beginning to like her!
-->-- '''Han Solo''' regarding Princess Leia, ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/ANewHope''



->Between Mort and Ysabell there was an instant dislike, and everyone knows what that means in the long term.
-->-- ''Discworld/SoulMusic''


[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->Now then, Bollinger knickers, you gonna kiss me or punch me?
-->-- '''Gene Hunt''', ''Series/AshesToAshes''

->'''Xander:''' Let's not overreact, shall we? We were kissing. [[ItDoesntMeanAnything It doesn't mean that much.]]\\
'''Willow:''' No. It just means you'd rather be with someone you hate... [[UnluckyChildhoodFriend than be with me]].
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->"Sometimes that's how people relate. Being mean to each other. Even [[FoeRomanceSubtext mortal enemies]]... (''increasingly emphatic'') [[RelationshipUpgrade Then with the-]] And that leads to [[BondageIsBad no good]], [[DestructiveRomance absolutely no good]]. And [[MasterOfTheMixedMessage much confusion]]. A-and then it's over. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Absolutely, seriously, definitely over.]] And [[UnresolvedSexualTension that's confusing too]]. The over part. [[JustFriends Which it is. Over!]]"
-->-- '''[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy the Guidance Counselor]]''' giving some rather confusing advice to a student re: this trope

->'''Sam''': You are the nuttiest... the stupidest.. the PHONIEST FRUITCAKE I ever met!\\
'''Diane''': And ''you'', Sam Malone, are the most ''arrogant'', ''self-centered'', [[CurseCutShort SON OF]]-\\
'''Sam''': [[BigShutUp SHUT UP! ...Shut your fat mouth!]]\\
'''Diane''': Make me.\\
'''Sam''': ''Make'' you...? My God, I'm, I'm gonna, I'M GONNA BOUNCE YOU OFF EVERY WALL IN THIS OFFICE!!\\
'''Diane''': (''smirk'') Try it and you'll be [[GroinAttack walking FUNNY tomorrow.]] Or should I say ''funnier!''\\
'''Sam''': You know... you know I always wanted to ''pop'' you one. Maybe this is my lucky day, huh?\\
'''Diane''': (''low voice'') You ''disgust'' me... I ''hate'' you.\\
'''Sam''': Are you as turned on as I am?\\
'''Diane''': ''More!''\\
'''Sam''': Bet me. (''TheBigDamnKiss'')
-->-- ''Series/{{Cheers}}''

->'''Blanche:''' I don't think you ought to be talking to him like that either. He's practically you daughter's boyfriend.\\
'''Sophia:''' What are you talking about? They hate each other. They fight ''all the time.''\\
'''Blanche:''' Very passionate fights. Oh, it has all the signs of a classic love/hate relationship. And from the sparks of that conflict rise the flames of desire. Flames that ignite in an uncontrollable frenzy of lust, passion, and ecstasy!! (''starts breathing hard and sprays herself with water'') I'm sorry, [[DistractedByTheSexy where was I?]]
-->-- ''Series/TheGoldenGirls''



->How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?\\
How can we start over when the fighting never ends?\\
Baby, how can we make love if we can't make amends?\\
How we can be lovers if we can't be, can't be friends?
-->-- '''Music/MichaelBolton''', "How Can We Be Lovers?"

->I don't care if you feel small,\\
Love without Anger isn't love at all.
-->-- '''{{Music/Devo}}''', "Love Without Anger"

->I'm in love with a girl I hate\\
She enjoys pointing out every bad thing about me\\
I'm in love with a critic and a skeptic, a traitor\\
I'd trade her in a second
-->-- '''Forever the Sickest Kids''', "She's a Lady"

->My love she throws me like a rubber ball,\\
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing.\\
She won't catch me or break my fall,\\
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing.\\
Baby's got blue skies up ahead,\\
But in this I'm a rain cloud[...]\\
[...]Ours is a stormy kind of love.
-->-- '''Music/{{U2}}''', "The Sweetest Thing"

->''I miss the sound of your voice\\
Loudest thing in my head\\
And I ache to remember\\
All the violent, sweet\\
Perfect words that you said...''
-->-- "Come On, Get Higher" by '''Matt Nathanson'''

->Maybe I was stupid\\
For telling you goodbye.\\
Maybe I was wrong\\
For tryin' to pick a fight.\\
I know that I've got issues\\
But you're pretty messed up too.\\
Either way I found out I'm nothing without you.
-->-- "My Life Would Suck Without You" by '''Music/KellyClarkson'''

[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]

->Cobra + Mongoose\\
Advantages: The thrill of victory.\\
Drawbacks: The agony of a toaster hurled at your face.
-->-- "The 9 Types of Relationships," ''ComicStrip/LifeInHell''



->There is a kind of merry war betwixt Signor Benedick and her; they never meet but there is a skirmish of wit between them.
-->-- '''Leonato''', ''Theatre/MuchAdoAboutNothing''


[[folder:Video Games]]

->Were you to mount a stage performance of one of the great love stories, 'twould be an event to remember. Nay, not some simple tale of [[StarCrossedLovers star-crossed lovers]], but the best kind, full of mistrust, words spat in anger and faces slapped in fury, culminating in the inevitable pairing of two so obviously meant for one another. The passionate hatred, the uneasy alliance and then the sweet surrender to passionate embrace... ah, the audience would feel your pain and pleasure for they would be so real!
-->-- '''Haer'Dalis''' to [[CrackShip Jaheira and Edwin]], ''VideoGame/BaldursGateII''

->Ah, how cute! You two have one of ''those'' kind of relationships going...
-->-- '''Etna''', ''VideoGame/Disgaea2CursedMemories''

->'''L'Arachel:''' N-no. Everything is fine... Please, don't look at me in such a vulgar, leering way. I find it very inappropriate.\\
'''Ephraim:''' Oh. I'm sorry. I had no idea. I certainly would never--\\
'''L'Arachel:''' What!? Are you saying you do not find me attractive?\\
'''Ephraim:''' No! I... what do you want me to say?\\
'''L'Arachel:''' How can you be so calm at a time like this? Don't you see what you've done!? Ahhhh! I'm so frustrated! Don't ever forget this, Ephraim! I hope that, someday, some girl comes along and gets YOU all rattled, too!\\
'''Ephraim:''' ... I just do NOT get her. She is rather cute, though.
-->-- ''VideoGame/FireEmblemTheSacredStones''

->'''Tali:''' What do you mean "something to come home to?" This is just a fling, Vakarian; I'm only using you for your body.\\
'''Garrus:''' You are so mean... and I'm okay with that.
-->-- A potential PairTheSpares LastMinuteHookup, ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''


[[folder:Visual Novels]]

->I love you, you idioooooottttt!!!
-->-- '''Valen''', ''[[VisualNovel/FantasiaOtomeGameSeries Fantasia - Requiem of the Abyss]]''



->EB: anyway, i kind of got the impression that you and terezi were a thing.\\
EB: Like, i dunno.\\
EB: Going on weird fight dates and beating the crap out of each other, and being in hate-love or love-hate.\\
EB: Isn't that how it works?
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''


[[folder:Web Original]]

->If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.
-->-- The EvilOverlordList, #98

->Ah, animosity! It ''must'' be love!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''' on ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}''

->=Beacon Academy Report Card=\\
Written by Professor Ozpin\\
Assessment 1.2: Partnershippping\\
Name 1: [[NaiveEverygirl Rose, Ruby]]\\
Name 2: [[DefrostingIceQueen Schnee, Weiss]]\\
Comments: They'll either kill each other or be making out by the end of the year. Could go either way.
-->-- ''Blog/RWBYRecaps''

->'''''BITCH!''''' ...I love you.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy'''


[[folder:Western Animation]]

->Oh. My. God. Just screw already!
-->-- '''Noah''' to Lana and WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}