->"Now then, Bollinger knickers, you gonna kiss me or punch me?"
-->-- '''Gene Hunt''', ''Series/AshesToAshes''

-> ''Ah, animosity! It '''must''' be love!''
--> -- WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick on ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}''

->''"If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution."''
--> -- ''The EvilOverlordList, #98''

->''"Ah, how cute! You two have one of ''those'' kind of relationships going..."''
--> -- '''Etna''', ''VideoGame/Disgaea2CursedMemories''

->''"Oh. My. God. Just screw already!"''
--> -- '''Noah''' to '''Archer''' and '''Lana''', ''{{Archer}}''

->'''L'Arachel:''' N-no. Everything is fine... Please, don't look at me in such a vulgar, leering way. I find it very inappropriate.
->'''Ephraim:''' Oh. I'm sorry. I had no idea. I certainly would never--
->'''L'Arachel:''' What!? Are you saying you do not find me attractive?
->'''Ephraim:''' No! I... what do you want me to say?
->'''L'Arachel:''' How can you be so calm at a time like this? Don't you see what you've done!? Ahhhh! I'm so frustrated! Don't ever forget this, Ephraim! I hope that, someday, some girl comes along and gets YOU all rattled, too!
->'''Ephraim:''' ... I just do NOT get her. She is rather cute, though.
--> -- ''VideoGame/FireEmblemTheSacredStones''

-> '''''BITCH!'''''...I love you.
--> -- '''TourettesGuy'''

-> Cobra + Mongoose
-> Advantages: The thrill of victory.
-> Drawbacks: The agony of a toaster hurled at your face.
--> -- "The 9 Types of Relationships" LifeInHell

->''I don't care if you feel small,\\
Love without Anger isn't love at all.''
--> -- {{Music/Devo}}, "Love Without Anger"

->''"Were you to mount a stage performance of one of the great love stories, 'twould be an event to remember. Nay, not some simple tale of [[StarCrossedLovers star-crossed lovers]], but the best kind, full of mistrust, words spat in anger and faces slapped in fury, culminating in the inevitable pairing of two so obviously meant for one another. The passionate hatred, the uneasy alliance and then the sweet surrender to passionate embrace... ah, the audience would feel your pain and pleasure for they would be so real!"''
-->-- '''Haer'Dalis''', ''BaldursGateII'' (Referring to [[CrackShip Jaheira and Edwin]])

->''"I love you, you idioooooottttt!!!"''
--> -- Valen, ''[[FantasiaOtomeGameSeries Fantasia - Requiem of the Abyss]]''.

->''I'm in love with a girl I hate''
->''She enjoys pointing out every bad thing about me''
->''I'm in love with a critic and a skeptic, a traitor''
->''I'd trade her in a second''
--> -- Forever the Sickest Kids, "She's a Lady"

-> '''Kaylee:''' Wait, how do you know it's a trap? How do you know Inara don't just want to see you? Sometimes people have feelings. I'm referrin' here to ''people''.\\
'''Mal:''' Y'all were watchin', I take it?\\
'''Kaylee:''' Yes.\\
'''Mal:''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Did you see us fight?]]\\
'''Kaylee:''' No.\\
'''Mal:''' Trap.
--> Malcolm Reynolds and Kaylee Frye regarding a Cortex conversation with Inara Serra, ''Film/{{Serenity}}''

->'''Sayaka''': "You could not have it done without me!"
->'''Kouji''': "I did not need your help!"
->'''Sayaka''': "Yes, right! It is because that YOU asked me helping you, right?" [slapping him] "Baka!"
->'''Kouji''': "How you dare to hit me!"
->'''Shiro [as fortune-telling]''': "It is funny. The cards tell they are destined to be together forever."
-->-- ''Anime/MazingerZ''

->''"Those two are going to be…interesting to watch together" he decided. "Assuming they don't kill each other in the next five minutes, the two of them might, just might…"''
-->-- Kaji pondering about Shinji and Asuka, ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling''

->''"Sometimes that's how people relate. Being mean to each other. Even [[FoeRomanceSubtext mortal enemies]]... (increasingly emphatic) [[RelationshipUpgrade Then with the--]] And that leads to [[BondageIsBad no good]], [[DestructiveRomance absolutely no good]]. And [[MasterOfTheMixedMessage much confusion]]. A-and then it's over. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Absolutely, seriously, definitely over.]] And [[UnresolvedSexualTension that's confusing too]]. The over part. [[JustFriends Which it is. Over!]]"''
-->-- Series/{{Buffy|The Vampire Slayer}} the Guidance Counsellor giving some rather confusing advice to a student re this trope.

->''"What do you mean 'something to come home to?' This is just a fling, [[spoiler:Vakarian]]; I'm only using you for your body."''
->''"You are so mean... and I'm okay with that."''
-->-- [[spoiler:Tali and Garrus]], ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''.

->''"There is a kind of merry war betwixt Signor Benedick and her; they never meet but there is a skirmish of wit between them."''
-->-- '''Leonato''', ''Theatre/MuchAdoAboutNothing''

->'''Blanche:''' "I don't think you ought to be talking to him like that either. He's practically you daughter's boyfriend."
->'''Sophia:''' "What are you talking about? They hate each other. They fight ''all the time.''"
->'''Blanche:''' "Very passionate fights. Oh, it has all the signs of a classic love/hate relationship. And from the sparks of that conflict rise the flames of desire. Flames that ignite in an uncontrollable frenzy of lust, passion, and ecstasy!!" (Starts breathing hard and sprays herself with water) "I'm sorry, [[DistractedByTheSexy where was I?"]]
-->-- ''Series/TheGoldenGirls''

-> ''They'll either kill each other or be making out by the end of the year. Could go either way.''
-->-- ''Blog/RWBYRecaps''

-> ''How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?''
-> ''How can we start over when the fighting never ends?''
-> ''Baby, how can we make love if we can't make amends?''
-> ''How we can be lovers if we can't be, can't be friends?''
--> -- Michael Bolton, "How Can We Be Lovers?"

->''My love she throws me like a rubber ball,''\\
''Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing.''\\
''She won't catch me or break my fall,''\\
''Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing.''\\
''Baby's got blue skies up ahead,''\\
''But in this I'm a rain cloud[...]''\\
''[...]Ours is a stormy kind of love.''
-->-- '''Music/{{U2}}''', "The Sweetest Thing"

->''"Could we just for once die without all this bickering?"''
-->-- Joe Sullivan, '''Film/SkyCaptainAndTheWorldOfTomorrow'''

->'''Xander:''' Let's not overreact, shall we? We were kissing. [[ItDoesntMeanAnything It doesn't mean that much.]]
->'''Willow:''' No. It just means you'd rather be with someone you hate... [[UnluckyChildhoodFriend than be with me]].
-->-- '''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'''

->"For getting beat up by women this much, shouldn’t you be sleeping with at least one of them?"
-->-- '''Kensuke''' to '''[[HeroesWantRedheads Shinji]]''' shortly after the latter got punched by [[FieryRedhead Asuka]] and slapped by Rei, ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', ''chapter 2'', ''[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/907904/032/ page 32]]''