->'''Qui-Gon:''' Who are you?\\
'''Sio Bibble:''' I'm Governor Sio Bibble, the Queen's trusted advisor.\\
'''Qui-Gon:''' [[EvilChancellor Advisor?]] Hmmm. Does he have a goatee?\\
'''GM:''' Yes, actually, he does.\\
'''Qui-Gon:''' We keep an eye on him.
-->-- ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids''

->'''Tenth Doctor''': Where ''are'' you now? Nyssa and Tegan? Cybermen and Mara and Time Lords in funny hats and TheMaster - oh, he just showed up again. Same as ever.\\
'''Fifth Doctor''': Oh no, really? Does he still have that rubbish beard?\\
'''Tenth Doctor:''' ''(thoughtfully)'' No, no beard this time. Well, [[TheBeard a wife]].
-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', 'Time Crash'

->I have [a goatee] because it helps you become more artistic and sensitive. Or evil. I don't know how it knows which to do.
-->-- ''Webcomic/CheckerboardNightmare''

->Hellooooooo? "Evil Opposite" theme? I'm not seeing it! This goatee isn't just for show, you know!
-->--'''Nale''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->''Lenin'' had a beard. Gabby Hayes had ''whiskers''.
-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeCarlin'''

->''I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.''
-->-- EvilOverlordList entry #35

->'''Regent:''' Hey. [[BodyHorror Monster girl]].\\
'''Echidna:''' ''What?''\\
'''Regent:''' When you make my [[EvilTwin clone]], do you think you could give him a goatee?
-->-- '''Regent''' on the subject of insane copies of himself, Literature/{{Worm}}

->"He is an evil man," [Arya] announced that evening when she returned to the House of Black and White. "His lips are cruel, his eyes are mean, and he has a villainís beard."
-->-- ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''

->''"You can tell he's evil, he's the one in the movie with a goatee."''
-->-- '''Brad Jones''', ''WebVideo/MidnightScreenings''

->''"Nice goatee. Kind of rounds out the whole creepy stalker look."''
-->-- Justine re VampireHunter Holtz, ''Series/{{Angel}}''

->''"Why does everyone think I'm a villain? Is it the goatee? It's the goatee, isn't it."''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Hanzo]]''', ''VideoGame/HeroesOfTheStorm''