->''"EVERY anime has a beach episode, Alex!"''
-->-- '''Roger Van Der Weide'''

->''"The season is summer! Summer means beaches! Beaches mean swimsuits!"''
-->-- '''Tina''', ''Manga/AiYoriAoshi''

->''"Today we got a beach, [[BarelyThereSwimwear barely-there swimsuits]], and the obligatory ghost-slash-monsters to help keep things exciting. And that's about it."''
-->-- '''Garterbelt''', ''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt''

->''"One of the victims was this person's grandson. And he asked if I could look into it. But hey, that's not important. Let's have fun and make this a vacation!"''
-->-- '''Fran Madaraki''', ''Manga/FrankenFran''

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