[[foldercontrol]]
[[folder:Fan Works]]
->'''Bartolomeo:''' Seeing as we've got time... HEY BARKEEP! We're gonna be cracking a few heads in a few minutes! You got anything for the job?\\
'''Bartender:''' Might I suggest a Winders softball bat? Mostly oak, but the ash twist offers a most ''admirable'' stability!\\
'''Bartolomeo:''' Ya just gotta ''love'' bars with homey atmospheres!
-->-- ''Fanfic/ThisBites''

->''"Pretty Cure, Bloom Bat!" [[Anime/FutariWaPrettyCureSplashStar Cure Bloom]] came swinging at her dummy with her softball bat, beating it like crazy.''
-->-- ''Fanfic/TwinklingInTheDark''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
->''"Over a hundred thousand baseball bats are sold in Russia every year. And about fifty baseballs. What do you think the real national sport is?"''
-->-- '''[[BigBad Akan]]''', ''Film/HardcoreHenry''

->''"Teddy fuckin' Williams knocks it out of the park! Fenway Park on its feet for Teddy fuckin' Ballgame! He went yardo on that one, out to fuckin' Lansdowne Street!"''
-->-- '''Donny "The Bear Jew" Donowitz''' right after clubbing a Nazi to death, ''Film/InglouriousBasterds''

->''"[[PreAssKickingOneLiner Welcome to the Loser's Club, asshole!]]"''
-->-- '''Richie''', ''Film/It2017''

->''"In America we say stick like this: ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis base-ball bat]]''. Which is very good for hitting ''[[PunctuatedPounding knees]]'' and ''[[PunctuatedPounding stomachs!]]''"''
-->-- '''Sporty Goon''', ''Film/KickAss''

->''"They used to call me Crazy Joe. Well, now they can call me [[PunnyName Batman]]!"''
-->-- '''Joe Clark''', ''Film/LeanOnMe''

->''"A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What gives me joy? Baseball!"''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/AlCapone''', ''Film/TheUntouchables'', moments before beating a subordinate over the head with a baseball bat.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]
->''"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've brought a big bat. I'm all ready, you see. Now my troubles are going to have trouble with me!"''
-->-- '''Creator/DrSeuss'''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
->'''Dalek:''' ''[in Ian Chesterton's classroom]'' [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: Small hu-man fe-male sigh-ted on le-vel three! ]]
\\
'''Ace:''' [[PreAsskickingOneLiner Who are you calling "small"!?]] ''[whales the tar out of the Dalek with a baseball bat that's been upgraded into an energy mace]''\\
'''Dalek:''' [[/folder]]

[[folder: Un-der at-tack! ]]
''[Ace knocks off the eyepiece]'' [[/folder]]

[[folder: My vi-sion is im-paired! ]]

-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS25E1RemembranceOfTheDaleks Remembrance of the Daleks]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Music]]
->''Got a homie, little roden head and shoulders out his hovel\\
No baseball in the bubble, ruh-roh\\
Parents thought it adorable, the players followed suit,\\
Inning crawling to a close, coach not amused\\
Coach seeing red, Coach on the diamond\\
Dragging twenty-seven inches of aluminum behind him\\
When he transverse third, the families turn nervous\\
The following is a transcript of "Man vs. Vermin", here we go!\\
Man stands out by a hole\\
Pest pops up to patrol\\
[[FamilyUnfriendlyDeath Man plays live Whack-a-Mole in a scene that would try every child as adults]]\\
Whoa! Pall-bore with a ball mitt\\
Thrown over the fence, Coach hit the bench\\
Both teams lose, good game, good game\\
Granny yelling "Go Cubs!", Cubs ain't playing''
-->-- '''Music/AesopRock''', "Blood Sandwich"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]
->''"He had a baseball bat and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."''
-->-- '''VideoGame/MaxPayne''''s narration [[ThisIsGonnaSuck as he's about to get beaten by Frankie "The Bat" Niagara]]

->''"Ey, is somebody keepin' track of my heads batted in? BOINK."''
-->-- '''The Scout''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

->''"Once, the signature crack of this equipment conjured images of America's pastime. Now, it has evolved into the brutal chorus of a thugsong."''
-->-- '''Baseball bat weapon description''', ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines''

->''"This is the part where ya LAUGH! (WHACK) LAUGH IT UP, DUMBASS!"''
-->-- '''Goro Majima''', ''VideoGame/{{Yakuza}}'', when one of his underlings [[LaughWithMe doesn't laugh when Majima gets beaned by a baseball]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]
->''"[[CallingYourAttacks Lime... ]]'''[[CallingYourAttacks HOME RUN!]]'''"''
-->-- '''Outrageous Lime''', ''Webcomic/SleeplessDomain''

->'''Barbara:''' You should get a bat. Real handy. Lots of things you can do with a bat.\\
'''Oscar''': Like...hit things?\\
'''Barbara''': Lots of things you can hit with a bat.
-->-- ''Webcomic/WildeLife''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
->''"[[WaxingLyrical For it's one, two, three strikes you're dead at the old ball game!]]"''
-->-- '''Marik''', ''WebVideo/MarikPlaysBloodlines''
[[/folder]]
----