->''Those who write on bathroom walls''\\
''roll their shit in little balls.''\\
''Those who read these words of wit''\\
''eat those little balls of shit.''
-->-- Seen in an [[TruthInTelevision actual ladies']] [[HypocriticalHumor room stall]]

->''Here I sit, broken-hearted''\\
''Tried to shit, but merely farted''\\
''Later on, took a chance''\\
''Tried to fart, but shit my pants.''
-->-- Seen in an actual men's stall

->''Some come here to sit and think''\\
''Others come to shit and stink''\\
''I come here to scratch my balls''\\
''and read the poetry on the walls.''

->'''FUCK''' ''YOU''
-->-- Seen in literally every public bathroom ever.

->'''Drew''': Your number's in every stall in the guys' bathroom.\\
'''Bianca''': So you've got it then?
-->-''Series/DegrassiTheNextGeneration''

-> ''They washed the wall and took my pen''\\
''But the shithouse poet strikes again''
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