->''"The following story is a big fat lie. No names have been changed to protect anybody!"''
-->-- The intro of the ''WoodyWoodpecker'' cartoon "Under The Counter-Spy"

->''"[P]lease ignore any tiresome scolds who complain that the movie is not really based on fact. Duh."''
-->-- '''RogerEbert''', from a review of ''Film/{{Hidalgo}}''

->''"Hey there, boys and girls! This here's a true story we just made up."''
-->-- '''Stinky Wizzleteats''', ''TheRenAndStimpyShow'', "Son of Stimpy"

->''"Tentatively titled ''The Conjuring'', it's the 'true' story of a haunting at a New England farmhouse -- though presumably it's 'true' in the contemporary sense of the word, meaning that it didn't happen but it says it did on the poster."''
-->-- '''The A.V. Club''' [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/yes-there-will-be-an-insidious-sequel,68788/ on]] ''Film/TheConjuring''
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