->Okay, so... being [[WeCanRebuildHim pieced together]] like... [[Literature/{{Frankenstein}} Frankenstein’s monster]] or something was weird. He didn’t see anything that looked like a 'hatch' though. Dr. Bradford said they’d installed several of them. He patted down his chest and felt down his sides and didn’t feel anything odd.

->He froze as a horrifying thought crossed his mind.

->''They wouldn’t have...''

->John hesitated for a moment before biting the metaphorical bullet and quickly pulling open the waistband of his boxers.

->That... well, there wasn’t a hatch, but... no, no, this was '''''definitely''''' worse! Why would they '''do''' that?! He didn’t care what Dr. Bradford had said about [[EmergencyTransformation the condition he was in]], he ''refused'' to believe that that particular part of his anatomy could ''ever'' be damaged enough that he would prefer to have it '''removed!'''

->[[HeroicBSOD John collapsed to the floor]], [[TroubledFetalPosition crouching into a fetal position and wrapping his arms around his knees]].
-->-- ''Fanfic/HeHasTheHeart''

-> '''Tanis''' ''(Shrugs)'': Be naked if you want, so long as your [[PosthumanNudism fancy flow skin covers your bits]], I don’t care.
-> '''Sera''': I’ve never let my bits show; I’m not lewd or anything.
-->-- ''Literature/Aeon14'', ''The Scipio Alliance: Khardine''

-> '''Cat''': You think he'll try and seduce her? ''(A very poorly constructed Creator/MarilynMonroe droid)''
-> '''Lister''': I hardly think so. He's a bit like Action Man in that department, just plastic underpants and a trademark.
-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf'', "The Last Day"

->'''Bartleby:''' You can't be anal-retentive if you don't have an anus.
->'''Loki:''' Last four days on Earth? Mmm. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid.
->'''Serendipity''': As you can see, ''[lowers her pants]'' I lack definition.
->'''Metatron:''' I couldn't rape you if I wanted to! Angels are ill-equipped. See? I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll. Honestly, you bottom-feeders and your arrogance. You think everybody's just trying to get into your knickers...
-->-- ''Film/{{Dogma}}''

->''Why would I care? I'm not even anatomically correct, I run around naked and I got no junk!''
-->-- '''Creator/QuintonFlynn''' in-[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yta81jgkz5M character]] as [[VideoGame/MetalGear Raiden]]

->'''EMH [=Mk1=]:''' I'm as close to a sentient life-form as any hologram could hope to be. I socialise with the crew, fraternise with aliens. [[TheTriple I've even had sexual relations]].\\
'''EMH [=Mk2=]:''' Sex! How's that possible? We're not equipped with a--\\
'''EMH [=Mk1=]:''' ''(cutting in with a smug expression)'' Let's just say I made an [[RoboSexual addition to my program]].
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Message in a Bottle"

->'''Ted:''' Me and Norah met in 2002 at a party at Belinda Carlisle's house, and we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coat room.
->'''Norah Jones:''' Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis.
->'''Ted:''' Yeah, you know, I have written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.
-->-- ''Film/{{Ted}}''

->''"He's got the whole Ken doll thing going on in the, uh, crotchular region."''
-->-- ''WebVideo/JonTron''

->'''Rai:''' He's like Ken... made of plastic and perfect!
->'''Anna:''' But at least he's got a willy.
-->-- ''Naked Attraction''

->''"Watch [Jasmine] slum it up with Aladdin, a hunky thief with no home, no parents, and no nipples!"''
-->-- ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-aVkMClvBs on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}''

->'''Secretary Barbie:''' You killed your wife when she was pregnant!
->'''Ken''': But I don't '''have a dick!'''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', Gone Barbie

->''"He has no junk?!"''
-->-- A LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/DontShitYourPants''

->''"I swear, the bastard has no [[AntiquatedLinguistics pintel]]!"''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Beowulf2007''

->''"There ain't no such thing as a potato sack, sweetheart!!"''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/SunsetParadise''

->'''Guy 1:''' I have to go pee.
->'''Guy 2:''' With what?!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/MinilifeTV'', "Br*ck People Say!"

->'''Freeza:''' ''Oh...GOD!'' Daddy, where's your ''decency?!''
->'''King Cold:''' Oh come on Freeza, there's nothing to be ashamed about. ''[[LiteralMetaphor Literally!]]'' There's nothing there!
->'''Freeza:''' I still have so many questions about that...
-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{HFIL}}'', "Little Lord Freeza"
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