-> '''Cat''': You think he'll try and seduce her? ''(A very poorly constructed MarilynMonroe droid)''
-> '''Lister''': I hardly think so. He's a bit like Action Man in that department, just plastic underpants and a trade mark
-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf'', "The Last Day"

->'''Bartleby:''' You can't be anal-retentive if you don't have an anus.

->'''Loki:''' Last four days on Earth? Mmm. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid.

->'''Metatron:''' I couldn't rape you if I wanted to! Angels are ill-equipped. See? I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll. Honestly, you bottom-feeders and your arrogance. You think everybody's just trying to get into your knickers...
-->-- ''Film/{{Dogma}}''

->''Why would I care? I'm not even anatomically correct, I run around naked and I got no junk!''
-->-- ''Creator/QuintonFlynn in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yta81jgkz5M character]] as [[Franchise/MetalGear Raiden]]
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