-> '''Cat''': You think he'll try and seduce her? ''(A very poorly constructed MarilynMonroe droid)''
-> '''Lister''': I hardly think so. He's a bit like Action Man in that department, just plastic underpants and a trade mark
-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf'', "The Last Day"
->'''Bartleby:''' You can't be anal-retentive if you don't have an anus.
->'''Loki:''' Last four days on Earth? Mmm. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid.
->'''Serendipity''': As you can see, ''[lowers her pants]'' I lack definition.
->'''Metatron:''' I couldn't rape you if I wanted to! Angels are ill-equipped. See? I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll. Honestly, you bottom-feeders and your arrogance. You think everybody's just trying to get into your knickers...
->''Why would I care? I'm not even anatomically correct, I run around naked and I got no junk!''
-->-- ''Creator/QuintonFlynn in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yta81jgkz5M character]] as [[VideoGame/MetalGear Raiden]]
->'''EMH Mk1:''' I'm as close to a sentient life-form as any hologram could hope to be. I socialise with the crew, fraternise with aliens. [[TheTriple I've even had sexual relations]].\\
'''EMH Mk2:''' Sex! How's that possible? We're not equipped with a--\\
'''EMH Mk1:''' ''(cutting in with a smug expression)'' Let's just say I made an [[RoboSexual addition to my program]].
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Message in a Bottle"
->'''Ted:''' Me and Norah met in 2002 at a party at Belinda Carlisle's house, and we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coat room.
->'''Norah Jones:''' Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis.
->'''Ted:''' Yeah, you know, I have written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.