->''"Martin, draw up plans for a coconut radio and, if possible, a coconut Nintendo system."''
-->-- '''Bart Simpson''', ''Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E14DasBus''

-> '''Catbert''': I mapped your genome, Wally. \\
'''Wally''': I didn't know that Human Resources had that sort of technology. \\
'''Catbert''': I used a pencil.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

->'''The Professor''': Hey, do you like it? I made it entirely out of bamboo and coconuts!\\
[''later'']\\
'''Larry''': And we learned about all the stuff you can make with bamboo! A bamboo raft, a bamboo catapult, a bamboo helicopter--\\
'''Bob''': We get the point.\\
'''Larry''': Bamboo.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales'', ''God Wants Me To Forgive'' Them??

->''"It's amazing what they do with corrugated cardboard these days."''
-->-- '''Hobbes''', looking over Calvin's cardboard-box transmogrifier in ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->'''Guy:''' I know! You construct a weapon; look around you, [[ImprovisedWeapon can you form]] some sort of rudimentary [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lathe_(metal) lathe?]]\\
'''Jason:''' A ''lathe?!?'' '''Get off the line, Guy!'''
-->-- ''Film/GalaxyQuest''

->"''I knew a guy who could build a nuclear reactor out of coconuts but couldn't fix a two-foot hole in a boat.''"
-->-- '''Bob Denver''', poking fun at Series/GilligansIsland
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