->'''David:''' You know, I -- right now I have something I want to say. I, David Cross -- me, not the character ... am bald.\\
'''Paul:''' David, I'm all right with this.\\
'''Jill:''' David? I accept you ... but I don't accept the choice that you've made.\\
'''David:''' It's not a choice, Jill. {{God}} made me this way.\\
'''Jill:''' Then I reject God!
-->-- ''Series/MrShow'', "Very Special Episode"

->'''Flash:''' I want a lawyer.\\
'''Lex Luthor:''' And I want a ponytail. Disappointment abounds.
-->-- ''Series/{{Smallville}}''

->'''Lex Luthor:''' [[YouFightLikeACow You look like a chicken.]]\\
'''Hawkgirl:''' And ''you'' look like an egg.
-->-- ''VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs''

->''"I am the Devil, and the Devil always has a bald head."''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/CharlesManson'''

->''"Off with your toupee, [[ThoseWackyNazis Kaltenbrunner!]]"''
-->-- '''Tucker''', ''Series/{{Danger 5}}''

->''"Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight."''
-->-- '''Danny the Dealer''', ''Film/WithnailAndI''

->''"...and in that darkness, he [[DealWithTheDevil surrendered himself completely to powers]] so evil and perverse that, as he emerged, no part of the human man that was Xerxes survived. His eyes blazed like scarlet coals. He was stripped, cleansed: glabrous and smooth. [[BigBad Xerxes]] was [[GodEmperor reborn a god]]."''
-->-- '''Gorgo''' narrating Xerxes' TransformationSequence, ''Film/ThreeHundredRiseOfAnEmpire''

->''"He's gotten so evil, he's even started losing his hair!"''
-->-- '''Frau Farbissina''', ''Film/AustinPowers in Goldmember''
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