->''"Santa's Comin' And he's gonna kick your ass\\
He's gonna kick your ass\\
He's gonna kick your ass\\
Santa's comin' and he's gonna kick your ass\\
Because you've always been a rotten little brat"''
-->-- '''TheArrogantWorms''', "Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass", from their ''Christmas Turkey'' CD

->''"Santa's got a brand new bag... OF PAIN!"''
-->-- '''Santa''', ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd and Captain S Team Up''

->''He plays bass with Music/{{Aerosmith}} / Reads to sick orphans too\\
he goes surfing in space / and makes really good fondue\\
[[EyeBeams He shoots lasers from his eyes]] / and knits curtains for free\\
He'll fight monsters for fun / and hang out with Creator/MrT''
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' on [[http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/15087-swchr Santachrist]] (at the end of ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'') review.

->''"So apparently, Santa is an international group of muscular secret agents skilled in the art of Parkour who have dedicated one day of the year to deliver presents throughout the globe?"''
-->-- Anonymous person watching [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEZm2BowoPI this]]

->''"Ho ho ho! I'm here to chew candy canes and kick ass, and I'm all out of candy canes!"''
-->-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', ''Film/SantaClaus''
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