->''And now, O Kings, be ye wise. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth! Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling! Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish in the way, though his wrath be swiftly kindled. ''Amen.''''
-->--'''Father Alexander Anderson''', '''''Manga/{{Hellsing}}'''''

->''You mess with ''God,'' you mess with ''me!'' (fires six shotgun blasts into the villain's face) I will not ''tolerate'' you messin' with ''me!''
-->-- '''Preacher Man Bob''', '''''Buttcrack'''''

-> ''The Lord commands me to turn the other cheek, Amen, but I only have two cheeks.''
-->-- '''Evangelist Pete Spackman'''

->''Praise the Lord and pass the ammo!''
-->-- Attributed to chaplain at Pearl Harbor, [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII December 7, 1941]]

->''[[LargeHam Let me]] [[ChainsawGood preach]] [[CrystalDragonJesus His name!]]''
-->-- '''Imperial Guard priest''', '''''VideoGame/DawnOfWar'''''

-> '''Seth Gekko:''' So what are you: a faithless preacher, or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?
-> '''Jacob Fuller:''' I'm a mean... mmm hmm... servant of God.
-->-- '''''Film/FromDuskTillDawn'''''

->''A shepherd must tend to his flock, especially when they have grown… [[ParasiteZombie unruly.]]''
-->-- '''Father Grigori''', '''VideoGame/{{Half-Life 2}}'''

->''Lava quod est sordium! In nomine Dei, sana quod est saucium!''
-->--BattleCry of ''''[[LawfulGood Michael Carpenter]]''', [[KnightInShiningArmor Knight of the Cross]]''', '''''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'''''

-> '''[[ActionGirl Zoë:]]''' Preacher, don't the Bible have [[ThouShaltNotKill some pretty specific things to say about killin'?]]
->'''[[BadassPreacher Book:]]''' Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
-->-- '''''Series/{{Firefly}}'''''

->''God has mercy. I don't.''
-->--'''The Priest''', '''''Film/{{Machete}}'''''

->''In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost, I'll fuckin' do you!" *headbutt*''
-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QedsH14GPUA#t=4m22s Adam Hills]]''' as the [[ViolentGlaswegian Archbishop of Glasgow]]

->''Our religious fella Reverend Ray is like Lee Marvin got Brokeback Mountain with Clint Eastwood, somehow managed to get him pregnant and gave birth to the hardest son of a bitch who ever walked the Earth. Who then became a preacher to repent for being the hardest son of a bitch who ever walked the Earth. And then decided, actually, God wanted him to use being the hardest son of a bitch who ever walked the Earth for a Higher Purpose.''
-->--Description of Reverend Ray from [[http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/r_callofjuarez_pc the Eurogamer review]] of '''''VideoGame/CallOfJuarez'''''

->''This is it! This is what I've been prayin' for! [[{{Deathseeker}} I'm weary of this gilded world!]] All glitter! no soul!''
-->--'''Nathan Copeland''', '''''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes2DesperateStruggle'''''

->''It's Super Pope!''
-->-- '''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Crow T. Robot]]''', '''''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E04FutureWar Future War]]'''''

->''I kick arse for The Lord!''
-->-- '''Father [=McGruder=]''', '''''[[Film/{{Braindead}} Dead Alive]]'''''

->''The grace of God knows no bounds, but my mercy has some practical limitations.''
-->--'''[[http://www.schlockmercenary.com:8080/2004-12-05 Reverend Theo Fobius]]''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->''"It is one thing to forgive a slap across my cheek, but an insult to the Lord requires... no, it '''demands''' correction."''
-->-- '''Joshua Graham''', ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas''

->''"I do not enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it is just a chore, like any other. Practiced hands make for short work, and the Good Lord knows there is much to be done here."''
-->-- '''Joshua Graham''', ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas''

->''"I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me. I fell down into that dark chasm, but the flame burned on and on."''
-->-- '''Joshua Graham''', explaining how he survived being set on fire and thrown down the Grand Canyon.

->''"I have been baptised twice, [[FireWaterJuxtaposition once in water, once in flames]]. I will carry the fire of The Holy Spirit inside until I stand before my Lord for Judgement."''
-->-- '''[[BadassPreacher Joshua]] [[KnightTemplar Graham]]''', opening narration of the ''[[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas Honest Hearts trailer]]''.

->''"Show no mercy to any White Legs we may come across. Make '''no''' mistake about why we are here. This is an [[KillThemAll extermination]]."''
-->-- '''Joshua Graham''', his preferred method of dealing with enemies.

->''[[PreMortemOneLiner "Vaya con Dios."]]''
-->--'''Monsignor Martinez''', ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill''

->''I am now your leader and your government-but I remain your Father and priest and doctor just as always.''
-->Father De Klerk, Missionary, on taking ccmmand of native partisans.
-->Walter Lord, ''Lonely Vigil: Coastwatchers of the Solomons''.

->''I will kill. I will let live. I will harm and heal. None will escape me. None will escape my sight.''
->''Be crushed.''
->''I welcome those who have grown old and those who have lost.''
->''Devote yourself to me, learn from me, and obey me.''
->''Rest. Do not forget song, do not forget prayer, and do not forget me.''
->''I am light and relieve you of all your burdens.''
->''Do not pretend. Retribution for forgiveness, betrayal for trust, despair for hope, darkness for light, dark death for the living.''
->''Relief is in my hands. I will add oil to your sins and leave a mark.''
->''Eternal life is given through death.''
->''— Ask for forgiveness here. I, the incarnation, will swear.''
->''— Kyrie eleison''
-->--'''Kotomine Kirei,''' ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight''

->'''Count de Magpyr''': An axe isn't a holy symbol, you silly man!
->'''Mightily Oats''': Oh. [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Then let's]] [[OffWithHisHead make it one.]]
-->--''Discworld/CarpeJugulum''
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