->''If you can look at this picture and tell me that this isn't one of the sweetest photos of a dude with a 'stache that you've ever seen, then you obviously need to learn a little something about facial hair and being awesome.''
-->'''BadassOfTheWeek''', on [[http://badassoftheweek.com/nansen.html Fridtjof Nansen]]

->''This mustache '''proves''' I'm great!''
-->Mung Daal, ''{{Chowder}}''

->''"Rugged. Self-assured. Adult. These are the words that describe the man who wears a mustache."''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheTick''

->''Just leave right now and you won't have to face the awesome wrath of our mustaches.''
-->--'''WesternAnimation/{{SpongeBob SquarePants}}'''

->''[[IncomingHam Mustache powers]]...'' '''''[[SuperFriends ACTIVATE!]]'''''
-->--[[Literature/HarryPotter Graystache]], ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->“I won’t publicly endorse a product unless I use it exclusively and I really believe in it. My only official recommendations are U.S. Army-issued mustache trimmers, Morton’s Salt, and the C.R. Lawrence fine two-inch-style oscillating knife blade.”
-->--''Everything you need to know about '''[[Series/ParksAndRecreation Ron F***ing Swanson]]'''''

->''My moustache was cut by laser!'' \\
''Looks so sharp, avert your gazes!'' \\
''Think your beard is so flash?'' \\
''You cannot handle this 'tache!''
-->--[[http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Moustaches/ Moustaches]]
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