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[[folder:Fan Works]]

->'''Gohan:''' Wow. I wonder what's next for me?\\
''(Piccolo [[AffectionateGestureToTheHead places his hand on Gohan's head]] and smiles; long pause)''\\
'''Piccolo:''' ''(smile changes to a frown)'' [[BrutalHonesty You peaked.]]\\
'''Gohan:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Piccolo:''' You peaked.\\
'''Gohan:''' ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You're kidding!]]'' After all ''that?!''\\
'''Piccolo:''' Yeah, sorry.\\
'''Gohan:''' But... B-but I get stronger though, right?!\\
'''Piccolo:''' [[TimeToUnlockMoreTruePotential Yeah]], but... [[TheWorfEffect no]].\\
'''Gohan:''' ...Oh.
-->--''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged, Episode 3.5]]''

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[[folder:Film -- Animation]]
->''"So you run a ''hotel'' now? From prince of darkness, to king of room service."''
-->-- '''Vlad''' to [[{{Dracula}} his son]], ''WesternAnimation/HotelTransylvania2''

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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->''"You know, I was cool before I met y'all."''
-->--'''Charles Gunn''', ''Series/{{Angel}}'' ("[[Recap/AngelS03E13WaitingInTheWings Waiting in the Wings]]")

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[[folder:Music]]

->''Duke ''(Duke!)'' You used to be cool\\
But you gotta make your mind up if you're modern or old school\\
Duke ''(Duke!)'' You used to be cool\\
Learn to kick ass again and [[ScrappyMechanic get rid of that]] [[LimitedLoadout lame 2-weapon rule]]\\
And then the world might not be so cruel''
-->--'''Music/MiracleOfSound''' on ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever''

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[[folder:Web Animation]]

->''"Dracula does not ''tussle with [[TheGoomba the groundlings]]'' like a terrier at a bear-baiting!\\
Dracula does not do ''[[StealthBasedMission mandatory stealth sections!]]''\\
Dracula does not ''{{fetch quest}}!''\\
Dracula is the guy at [[EvilOverlord the far end]] of an army of minions, [[SlouchOfVillainy slouched on a throne]], [[AGlassOfChianti tossing expensive wine glasses]] aside like he ''couldn't give two licks of a used tampon'' for whoever has to shampoo the carpet!"''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' on ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaLordsOfShadow2''

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[[folder:Web Original]]

->'''Matt:''' Wolverine cries a damn ton in this thing.\\
'''Chris:''' He is no more or less upset about Jean than he was about Professor X, which pretty much confirms [[HoYay every bit of fan-fiction on the Internet.]]
-->--Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x-men-3-the-last-stand-2006-part-two/ on]] ''Film/XMenTheLastStand''

->''He's not misunderstood. He's actually not a good person. He's dangerous and Obi-Wan and Luke have to be desperate to count on him for transportation. They're putting their own lives in the hands of someone who just shot someone.\\
Eventually, Han becomes one of the heroes. Before all that happens, though, he shoots first.''
-->--'''Blog/ToplessRobot''' on ''Film/ANewHope'', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/05/7_lessons_learned_from_watching_star_wars_with_som.php "7 Lessons Learned From Watching Star Wars With Someone Who Never Watched It"]]

->''No longer unzipping that stupid brown leather jacket for fear of seeing his paunch--what 50s hood wore a ''[[{{Badbutt}} brown]]'' leather jacket? (and let's all agree to not even discuss the flared "mom jeans")--the Fonz of this sixth season of ''Happy Days'' [[IAmNotSpock seems to grimace]] at the inevitable wild hoots and hollers from the audience whenever he makes an entrance. His character doesn't even make sense anymore.''
-->--'''[[http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/66103/happy-days-season-6/ Paul Mavis]]''' on ''[[Series/HappyDays The Fonz is Allergic to Girls]]''

->''Just like it would with the Borg, this show manages to emasculate Q to the point of being a non entity. I mean what is the excuse for him returning this time? He wants a baby with Janeway? I can imagine some clever dick sitting around in the ideas sessions throwing that one out and Braga [[AuthorAppeal getting a hard on at the idea!]] ...Once upon a time, Q featured in knockout comedies such as "[[{{Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS3E13DejaQ}} Déjà Q]]" and " [[{{Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS6E14Tapestry}} Tapestry]]", but his day is clearly over – this is his worst appearance by some margin, and it is irritating as hell to watch.''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', " [[{{Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS3E10TheQAndTheGrey}} The Q and the Grey]]"

->''Somehow his undead character remains over with the fans despite Wrestling/TheUndertaker wasting the majority of his career not [[PleaseSubscribeToOurChannel using Twitter]], not appearing on [[RealityTV reality shows]], and not performing in [[SketchComedy comedy sketches]].''
-->--'''Website/{{WrestleCrap}}''', Wrestling/VinceMcMahon [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-vince-mcmahon-and-the-brass-rings-2014-gooker-award-co-winner/ and the BRASS RINGS – 2014 Gooker Award Co-Winner"]]

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[[folder:Web Video]]

->''"{{Franchise/RoboCop}} has proven time and time again that he is a character who belongs in an ''adult'' world. He is not suited to daytime entertainment. As much as [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids kids love the character,]] he is ''not designed'' for them. His world is very much a violent and corrupt one; and when you [[LighterAndSofter dilute that,]] it becomes something else, and [[MundaneUtility he seems redundant.]]"''
-->--'''Oliver Harper''' on ''Series/RoboCopTheSeries''

->''You have seen the Iron Man armor hold its own against Thor, the God of Thunder. Now, after dozens of upgrades, it runs out of batteries, constantly malfunctions, falls apart, falls apart again, falls apart again, falls apart again, and takes its sweet time to assemble.''
-->--'''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''' on ''Film/IronMan3''

->''"Wolverine gets airsick. Ladies and gentlemen, the pussification has begun."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]''', on ''Film/XMenOriginsWolverine''.

->'''Max:''' ''Film/{{Terminator 3|RiseOfTheMachines}}'' has a thing in it that I kinda like...\\
'''Jay:''' ''[grimly]'' Was it the [[TwoDecadesBehind "Talk to the hand"]] part? 'Cuz that's ''hilarious''.\\
'''Max''': No, it's the [[Music/EltonJohn star glasses.]]\\
'''Jay:''' The star glasses. [[MistakenForGay 'Cuz gay.]]\\
'''Max:''' "Yo, in the ''Film/JurassicWorld'', the velociraptor with the ''star glasses!''"
-->--''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'', "A Conversation With Creator/MaxLandis"

->''"And this is where he starts to cry again. [[Wrestling/TommyDreamer Tommy-fucking-Dreamer]], 'The Hardcore Icon', cries more often than the fucking guy who says 'leave Britney alone'."''
-->--'''Creator/NoahAntwiler''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g7r-xRBtKI#t=2130s on]] ''[[Wrestling/{{TNA}} TNA Impact]]'' (9.16.10)

->''"[[Franchise/{{Halloween}} Micheal Myers]], the unstoppable killer who's been shot, fallen off a balcony, burned in a fiery explosion, been hit by a car, fallen down a shaft, beaten senseless all over the place, is now stopped... ''by a bunch of'' '''''stones''''' ''on the floor.'' Great."''
-->-- '''Creator/JamesRolfe''' on ''Film/HalloweenTheCurseOfMichaelMyers''

->''"Went from badass killer, beating little bullies to death\\
To the after picture on an ad about meth"''
-->-- '''[[Franchise/{{Heathers}} Jason Dean]]''' to Literature/JeffTheKiller, WebVideo/FreshyKanal's ''Rap Battle!''

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[[folder:Western Animation]]

->''Alright, I think you're going soft. I mean, when was the last time you tried to blow something up, or take over the world, or even used the phrase, "Damn you"?''
-->--'''Brian''' to '''Stewie''', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->''"Okay, we need to talk about this backpack thing. It's very demeaning. I'm the Grim Reaper, for goodness' sake! I used to have a chariot of 400 burning horses! My arrival at the scene would be heralded by a raging thunderclap of fear! Now it's "Hey, have you seen Grim?" "Yeah, I think he's wedged between a history textbook and a tuna fish sandwich!"''
-->--'''Grim''', ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy''


->'''Timmy:''' Time to wish up the latest Crimson Chin comic!\\
''(Timmy's fairies wish up a Crimson Chin comic book)''\\
'''Timmy:''' "Crimson Chin Battles the Blues!" Awesome!\\
''(Timmy opens the comic, only to see the Crimson Chin crying on his bed in several panels)''\\
'''Timmy:''' Sob? Boo-hoo? [[HeartbreakAndIceCream Empty bowls of ice cream?]] This issue is just the Chin in bed all day!\\
'''Wanda:''' Maybe he's just weary from all that exciting fighting he's done lately.\\
'''Timmy:''' I doubt it. He hasn't ''done'' any fighting lately! Look!\\
'''Wanda:''' "The Chin vs. That Empty Feeling!", "The Chin Fights Back the Tears!"?\\
'''Timmy:''' I want my hero ''brawling'', not bawling!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', "[[Recap/TheFairlyOddParentsS6E19ChindredSpirits Chindred Spirits]]"

->'''Joker:''' You should be terrified.\\
'''Pilot:''' Why?\\
'''Joker:''' Because I will be taking over the city.\\
'''Pilot:''' [[DisapprovingLook Mmmmmm.]]\\
'''Joker:''' What?!\\
'''Pilot:''' Batman will stop you?\\
'''Joker:''' Pfff.\\
'''Pilot:''' He ''always'' stops you.\\
'''Joker:''' No, he doesn't!\\
'''Pilot:''' What about that time with [[Film/TheDarkKnight the two boats]]?\\
'''Joker:''' This is better than the two boats.\\
'''Pilot:''' Mmmmmm.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheLegoBatmanMovie''

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[[folder:Real Life]]

->''"I think that once the writers saw that there was sort of a comedic flair, they began writing to it, to which I would say 'Please don’t do that. I can undercut, I can spoof, I can give a wink and a nod. But if you start writing me comedic, I don’t have anywhere to go.'"''
-->--'''Creator/JohnDeLancie''' on playing [[Franchise/StarTrek Q]]

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