->"''I am... The Bee Keeper!''"
->"Oh my God, I WROTE that..."
-->-- '''Spoony''', ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'', "FMV Hell Halloween Special-Bloodwings: Pumpkinheads Revenge"

->''"You can't just go filling plot holes with bullshit!"''
-->-- '''Spoony''', ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'', '''Final Fantasy VIII'''

-> "Why? Because the plot says so!"
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]'''

->''"And Giggli or Film/{{Gigli}}'', or whatever the (''bleep'') they call it / I call it a piece of crap / Took ten bucks from my wallet. I mean, seriously? Whatever happened to strong characters, believable dialogue, and following a three-act story arc? Damn!"
-->-- "[[Music/FiftyCent 50 Cent]]", "C.R.A.P." - ''Series/MadTV'' song parody

->''"Get away from the book by any means you can. Or, if you've been unfortunate enough to pay money for it already, [[DarthWiki/WallBanger fling it against the wall]]. It'll make a really satisfying thwack! when it hits. Just make sure no [[ThatPoorCat pets]] or toddlers are in the way."''
-->--'''Smart Bitches, Trashy Books''' on "[[http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/books/extras/top-ten-signs-youre-reading-a-very-bad-romance-novel Top Ten Signs You're Reading A Very Bad Romance Novel]]".
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