[[folder: Anime and Manga]]

->'''MalevolentMaskedMan''': I am surprised. It was quite easy to break into this room. Despite it being the office - or better, the personal room - of the captain-commander of the Gotei 13. Isn't security a bit too soft?\\
'''Yamamoto''': There is no need to worry. I am here. There is no better security than this.
-->-- ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'' (providing the trope page image)

->''You should learn to respect your elders!''
-->--'''Master Roshi''' before firing a Kamehameha, ''Anime/DragonBallZResurrectionF''



->''"As the saying went; always be wary of scarred old men, because the only thing you knew of them was that they were survivors."''
-->--'''Shinji''', ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji'', ''chapter 15''


[[folder: Film - Animated]]

->''"Did you just call me old? Well, junebug, I prefer the term ''[[PreAsskickingOneLiner experienced]]!''"''
-->-- '''Vitruvius''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie''


[[folder: Film - Live-Action]]

->''"If he joined the Green Berets, there was no way you'd ever get above Colonel. Kurtz knew what he was giving up. The more I read and began to understand, the more I admired him. His family and friends couldn't understand it, and they couldn't talk him out of it. He had to apply three times, and he put up with a ton of shit, but when he threatened to resign, they gave it to him. The next youngest guy in his class was ''half'' his age. They must have thought he was [[KingIncognito some far-out old man]] humping it over that course. I did it when I was 19 and it damn near wasted me. A tough motherfucker."''
-->--'''Willard''', ''Film/ApocalypseNow''

->''"I'm thirty years older than you are. I had my back broke once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you."''
-->-- '''Wil Andersen''', ''Film/TheCowboys''

->'''Duke:''' What you lookin' at, old man?\\
'''Walt:''' Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.
-->-- ''Film/GranTorino''

->'''Dunstan:''' Tristan, he's 97 years old.\\
'''Tristan:''' Well that's given him plenty of time to practice, hasn't it?
-->-- ''Film/{{Stardust}}''

->874 Years Old\\
2 Feet Tall\\
Profession: Great Warrior
-->-- ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/AttackOfTheClones'' "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DecQxfNkgg Yoda Trailer]]"

->''"Now let me show you how we brought the pain in my day!"''
-->-- '''Jetfire''', ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen''


[[folder: Literature]]

->''"Rule One: Never act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man!\\
Rule 19: Always remember Rule One and ask yourself, ''why was it created in the first place?''"''
-->-- '''Lu-Tze''', ''Discworld/ThiefOfTime''

->'''Harry:''' So if I [[GrandfatherParadox go back in time and kill my grandfather]], what happens?\\
'''Vadderung:''' He beats you senseless, I suspect.
-->-- ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''

->''"I'm a has-been, that's true. I'm still out of your league."''
-->-- '''Bull''', ''Literature/PleaseDontTellMyParentsImASupervillain''


[[folder: Live-Action TV]]

->''"You're threatening me? That's a laugh... I'm 79 years old. I've got one kidney, one ball and one lung. I take Viagra just to keep from peeing on my shoes, and you're threatening me? Who are you frightening?"''
-->-- '''Uncle Lonnie''', ''Series/{{Action}}''

->''"Don't ever underestimate the will of a grandfather. We're madmen. We don't give a damn. We got here long before you and they'll be here after. We'll make enemies. We'll break laws. We'll break bones, but you will not mess with the grandchildren."''
-->-- '''President Bartlet''', ''Series/TheWestWing''

->''"Even now I could cut through the five of you like carving a cake!"''
-->-- '''Ser Barristan the Bold''', when in a tense standoff against his former (and much younger) partners in the Kingsguard, ''Series/GameOfThrones''


[[folder: Music]]

->''"Old swordsmen get to be that way by being very good."''
-->-- "Aged Swordsman," folk song


[[folder: Professional Wrestling]]

->''"I may have lost a step along the way, but I'm still two steps ahead of everybody else!"''
-->-- '''Wrestling/RicFlair''', ''Wrestling/{{WWE}} Wrestling/MondayNightRaw''


[[folder: Tabletop Games]]

->''"Humies is all weak scum that deserve ta get stomped. 'Cept for One-Eye Yarrick. [[WorthyOpponent He knows how ter fight]]."''
-->-- '''[[OurOrcsAreDifferent Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]]''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''


[[folder: Video Games]]

->''"Come on! When I was your age, we crossed burning sand every day and liked it! Let's go!"''
-->-- '''Galuf''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyV''

->'''Sergeant Eilye Jeyne:''' If you seriously think this'll be a fight, then maybe you should start thinking about retiring, old man.\\
'''Warmaster Forgal Kernsson:''' Watch it, soldier, or I'll "old man" you into the ground.
-->-- ''VideoGame/GuildWars2''

->''"I was too old for this shit ''fifteen'' years ago."''
-->-- '''William "Bill" Overbeck''', ''VideoGame/Left4Dead''

->''"I'd like to join the search, but they told me to stay here because I'm old. Seems nobody's aware of just how strong I really am."''
-->-- '''Wess''', ''VideoGame/{{Mother 3}}''

->'''Jack:''' I didn't have a chance at winning...\\
'''Gerald:''' Of course not, fool. I was a swordsman ''years before you were born.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/RadiataStories''

->''"There's no need to coddle me, boy. I may be old, but I'm not helpless."''
-->-- '''Cairne Bloodhoof''' to Warchief Thrall, ''VideoGame/{{Warcraft}} III''


[[folder:Web Animation]]

->It is a nice idea to be able to play Dracula. I look forward to the game ''that allows us to do so'', other than the shirtless, mopey pantywaist presented for us here.
-->--'''''WesternAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaLordsOfShadow2''


[[folder: Webcomics]]

->''"What I learned today is that really old wizards don't get that way by being easy to kill."''
-->-- '''Black Mage''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->''"IT WAS REAGAN, I TELL YOU! [[UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan RONALD REAGAN]] BROKE MY LEGS!"''
-->-- A would-be robber put in an ambulance by Patriotism, ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}''


[[folder: Web Original]]

->''"Do not think that just because I am old, that I can't whoop your ass, young grasshopper."''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG Frogfucius]]''' after some CaneFu, ''WebAnimation/BowsersKingdom''

->'''Matt''': [[Creator/IanMcKellen McKellen's]] well into his 60s in this, and like we said before, he's no muscleman, but he looks like he could just own anybody.\\
'''Chris''': He is kind of the absolute best guy at being old as hell and still looking like he could destroy whatever he wanted without much effort. He does it as [[Film/LordOfTheRings Gandalf]], too. If I saw Ian [=McKellen=] and Creator/ClintEastwood walking down the street, I would cross to the other side double-quick.
-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x2-x-men-united-2003-part-one/ on]] ''Film/X2XMenUnited''

->''"Had the Brigadier not appeared in ''Doctor Who'' or its various spin off shows it would have been a terrible oversight, and some small part of me is so glad it was this show that earned his appearance. Clearly an old man now, Creator/NicholasCourtney has lost none of his gentlemanly manners... In a final punch the air moment that makes you want to reach into the screen and kiss him the Brigadier reveals that his walking cane that he has kept so close throughout this story [[ObfuscatingDisability is a loaded gun]] and he blows the Bane away!"''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2015/05/enemy-of-bane-written-by-phil-ford-and.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheSarahJaneAdventures'', [[{{Recap/TheSarahJaneAdventuresS2E11E12EnemyOfTheBane}} "Enemy of the Bane"]]

->''"We open the show greeted with the lovely calm visage of one [[Wrestling/RicFlair Richard Flair]], who isnít exactly happy about the fact that Wrestling/EricBischoff has named himself the [[HangingJudge special referee]] of the title match tonight. He daintily explains this to one Christina Hemme, and assures us all that though he and Eric have [[{{Understatement}} had difficulties]] in the past, they will put aside their issues like gentlemen so thÖ\\\
Wait, did I say calm visage? What I meant to say is that Ric Flair [[IncomingHam bursts through a random door]] like a crazy person, [[HotBlooded turning so red]] that you could use him to direct ships at sea, and screaming at the top of his lungs about how heís going to [[IllKillYou murderize Eric Bischoff]] and about how he and Wrestling/{{AJ|Styles}} have been screwed. Then he totters off somewhere to upset small children and get an ice cream cone."''
-->--'''''[[http://cewshreviews.blogspot.com/2010/03/monday-night-wars-take-two-rehappening.html Cewsh Reviews]]''''' on ''{{Wrestling/TNA}} Against All Odds 2010''

->''"For the Japanese version of ''VideoGame/PhantasyStarPortable 2'', Yum and {{Sega}} made both KFC and Pizza Hut (which Yum also owns) [[ProductPlacement an integral part of a fantastical world, billions of light-years away from our own]][...] When it came to hawking KFC, though, Yum would not be satisfied with some measly magical boxes and [[HyperactiveMetabolism a couple of life-giving chain stores.]] The Colonel deserves better. The Colonel will not be denied. The Colonel will accept nothing less than total dominance. The Colonel will be an ass-kicking playable character with [[BoomStick a supernatural cane]], or he will be nothing."''
-->-- '''{{Website/Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20879_the-5-least-subtle-product-placements-in-gaming-history.html "The 5 Least Subtle Product Placements in Gaming History"]]

->''"Possibly best described as Creator/RichardDawkins playing Santa Claus at the office party, Randiís made a career out of the casually methodical destruction of what he calls "Flim-Flam." [[PhonyPsychic Psychics]], [[ViolinScam dowsers]], [[PsychicSurgery faith healers]]; all have seen their claims crushed beneath Randi's tiny feet, as he brushes off their tricks and excuses like one would a cider-filled bluebottle from a shoulder at a summer picnic. At this point, Randi ó billed as The Amazing Randi, the stage-name from his days as a professional magician ó is 35 years into his life-long crusade, [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter almost twice as long as Hydrick's been alive.]]"''
-->-- '''Stuart Millard''' on James Randi, [[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2013/10/25/fifteen-minute-messiah-the-james-hydrick-story/ "Fifteen-minute Messiah"]]


[[folder: Western Animation]]

->'''Franchise/GreenLantern:''': Last time I saw you, you were too young to drive. You look good for your age!\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/StaticShock Static]]:''' The miracles of modern medicine. Sixty-five is the new thirty!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Unlimited'', "The Once And Future Thing, Part 2"


[[folder: Real Life]]

->''"Apparently, the rich had had it. They weren't going to take the likes of us anymore. They also were in no mood to respect their former president, [[UsefulNotes/DwightDEisenhower Eisenhower,]] who was nearly booed down until the crowd finally got a look at his scarlet face and raging eyes. One [[DeathGlare furious look]] from the ancient lion shut them all up. He said something and then turned his back on a people he'd never much cared for."''
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal''' on the 1964 Republican National Convention, ''Point to Point Navigation''