->''"[[WeNeedADistraction First, distract target.]] [[NoSell Then block his blind jab.]] Counter with cross to left cheek. [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness Discombobulate.]] Dazed, he'll attempt wild haymaker: employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left. [[SickeningCrunch Weaken right jaw. Now fracture.]] Break cracked ribs. Traumatise solar plexus. Dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm. In summary: [[CurbStompBattle ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemorrhaging.]] Physical recovery, six weeks; full psychological recovery, '''''[[MindScrew six months]]'''''. Capacity to [[BerserkButton spit at back of head]]: neutralised."''
-->-- ''Film/SherlockHolmes''

->'''Holmes:''' You’re not a soldier. You are a doctor.
->'''Watson:''' No, an ''Army'' doctor, which means I could break every bone in your body, while naming them.
-->-- ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'', "The Abominable Bride"

->'''Drogan''': "I am Drogan, and you are?"
->'''Titus''': "Captain Titus of the Ultramarines. [[BigDamnHeroes We received your distress call]], [[SubvertedTrope but]] [[TheCavalryArrivesLate you seem to have weathered the enemy assault]].
->'''Drogan''': "I am soldier and scientist ''both'', Captain."
-->-- ''VideoGame/Warhammer40000SpaceMarine''

->'''Introduction:''' "Ah, you timed your arrival well. I've just finished reading a book, you see. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Lucian. I am a user of the Psychic type. I must say, you've already proven yourself to be outstanding by coming this far. They say I am the toughest of the Elite Four. I'm afraid I will have to go all out against you to live up to that reputation."\\
'''After being defeated:''' "I'll be reading books until the next challenger arrives. That will calm my nerves, so that I may deal with all situations without panicking."
-->-- '''Lucian''', ''VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl''

->Can your government employees do ''this?''
-->-- The ''Series/NinjaWarrior'' announcer, as government worker Bunpei Shiratori climbs a narrow ledge by his fingertips

->[Yinsen] has a Ph.D in '''[[LetsGetDangerous killing you]]'''!
-->-- '''Mike Nelson''', ''Film/IronMan'' Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}

->Let's face it, not everyone is cut out to be me. I'm a physics-crunching ''badass''. I'm the complete package.
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind: Episode 10''

->I graduated MIT! My diploma is worth more than your life!
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind: Episode 23''

->I'm a scientist with a shotgun. I'm unstoppable.
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind: Episode 64''

->Gordon Freeman saved my life!\\
Fight for freedom with a brain storm\\
Gordon Freeman saved my life!\\
Like Creator/ChuckNorris in a geek form.\\
Completely silent, a violent creature\\
Despite looking like a geography teacher
-->-- "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7cBFuEFSoo Gordon Freeman Saved My Life!]]"

->We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice; using in defence arms and policy; cherishing religion, learning, and art in the midst of adversity and danger; welding together a nation, and seeking always across the feuds and hatreds of the age a peace which would smile upon the land.
-->-- Description of UsefulNotes/AlfredTheGreat, ''History of the English-Speaking Peoples'' by '''UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill'''.

->He's like the band geek you made fun of in high school... until you found out he's an expert in some obscure martial art form.
-->-- '''Captain Qwark''' on Clank, ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankAll4One''

->'''[[BigBad Megatron]]''': Not bad for a librarian! Perhaps you should have spent more time in the pits!\\
'''[[TheHero Optimus Prime]]''': And perhaps you should have spent more time in the library.
-->-- ''VideoGame/TransformersFallOfCybertron''

->'''[[TheMedic Maturin]]:''' You have the makings of a naturalist.\\
'''[[PluckyMiddie Midshipman]]:''' Perhaps I can be a sort of fighting naturalist like you, sir.\\
'''[[TheMedic Maturin]]:''' They don't combine too well, I find.
-->-- ''Film/MasterAndCommander''

->Joachim studied Axel for a moment. There was something owl-like about the examination. Scholarly, yes - but owls are also predators.
-->-- ''[[Literature/SixteenThirtyTwo 1633]]''

-> "Let me give you one piece of advice. Take it for what you will. Piss off terrorists, piss off mobsters, piss off your president if you wish. But never ''ever'' piss off a microbiologist."
-->-- '''Dr. Arensky''', after killing his guard with some home-brew biological warfare, ''[[Literature/PaladinOfShadows Unto the Breach]]''

->'''Shinji:''' I presume then that you want me to help you with your written Japanese.\\
'''Asuka:''' If you could. I can help you with your homework, I took most of it already when I was in college.\\
'''Shinji:''' (squeaking because she's thirteen) You went to ''college''?\\
'''Asuka:''' Yeah, I graduated last year.\\
'''Shinji:''' Do you ''want'' to lose your virginity tonight? Because I am so turned on right now. Brains, beauty, and a degree in what I must presume is ass kicking, what more could a guy want?
-->-- ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji''

->''I was a scientific advisor attached to the military, except when I was a soldier sent on a scientific mission.''
-->-- '''Jim [=McCarthy=]''', ''Literature/TheWarAgainstTheChtorr''.