->'''Kermit''':I don't mean to scare ya, my friend, but I betcha\\
Come "Father's Day", the litter bug's gonna getcha;\\
'''Rowlf''': The urge is righteous, but the face is wrong.\\
'''Both''': I hope that somethin' better comes along.\\
'''Kermit''': Still, it's fun when they're fetching,\\
And agree to see an etching\\
That you keep at your lily pad.\\
There is no solution, it's part of evolution,\\
'''Rowlf''': The pitter-patter of soles,\\
The little feet of tadpoles!\\
'''Kermit''': (''spoken'') Ah, Rowlf, tadpoles don't have feet!\\
'''Rowlf''': (''spoken'') Oh. Sorry about that.... 2, 3, 4!\\
--TheMuppetMovie

->''"She, too has three children in the future, and Piper has a third child, because this is apparently a fanfic they accidentally filmed...Holy moly, how many fucking ''grand''kids do they have? ''Quit shooting kids out!''"''\\
--'''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa''' on ''{{Series/Charmed}}''[='s=] series finale
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