->You don't kill a man by mucking around with [[CoolGun rifles]], [[AnnoyingArrows arrows]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking rocks]] or [[GunsAndGunplayTropes other long-distanced rubbish]]. You kill him by grabbing [[{{BFS}} the biggest bloody sword you can find]], running up nice and close to him, and [[OffWithHisHead chop the dumb bastard's head off]]!
-->--'''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''', on the [[ShoutOut Eye]][[Franchise/{{Highlander}} lander]]

->"It was called the dragon because no human hands could wield it.\\
That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of Iron."
-->--'''Manga/{{Berserk}}''', about Guts' Dragon Slayer.

->"[[AbsurdlySharpBlade There is nothing that my Colossal Blade cannot cut!]]"
-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2v_6zgq3j8 Sanger Zonvolt]]''', ''VideoGame/SuperRobotWars''

->''A hit? To no effect? [[GonnaNeedMoreX I need a bigger sword]]!''
-->--'''[[BoisterousBruiser M]][[ChaoticGood i]][[GentleGiant n]][[TheBigGuy s]][[CrazyAwesome c]]''', ''BaldursGate II''

->'''Angeal:''' ''This sword... is heavy and unwieldy.''\\
'''Zack:''' ''Tch! Then why don't you get a lighter one?''
-->--''VideoGame/CrisisCore: Final Fantasy VII'', on the Buster Sword

->'''Hippolyta:''' And you could not find a bigger sword, Artemis?\\
'''Artemis:''' Sword? This is but my dagger.
-->--''Film/WonderWoman''

->"You see, 'cause, right now, [[LampshadeHanging this is the part in any RPG ever where you have to kill God.]] It's pretty rad. [[ButForMeItWasTuesday I love killing God; I do it every day.]] You know, some people have breakfast. [[BadassBoast I kill God, with my super giant... house-sized sword, you know.]] It's, uh... I have like three mortgages on it. Two families could live in it, but instead I use it as a weapon. It's pretty rad."
-->--'''LetsPlay/{{Raocow}}''', off on one of his [[CloudCuckoolander usual]] [[TalkativeLoon tangents]], ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKgWEtBrUdY&t=2m54s here]]''

->''"...How the hell are those even wieldable?"''
-->--'''Ray''', upon seeing a BFS in the Monster Hunter World in ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''
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