->'''Clarence Boddicker:''' "Cobra Assault Cannon, state of the art bang bang!"\\
'''Emil:''' "'''I LIKE IT!'''"
-->-- ''Film/RoboCop1987''

->I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and '''''THIS''''' is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds.
-->-- ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

->The [[GatlingGood GAU-8 Avenger]] fires up to sixty one-pound bullets a second. It produces almost five tons of recoil force, which is crazy considering that it’s mounted in a type of plane (the A-10 “Warthog”) whose two engines produce only four tons of thrust each. If you put two of them in one aircraft, and fired both guns forward while opening up the throttle, the guns would win and you’d accelerate backward.\\
To put it another way: If I mounted a GAU-8 on my car, put the car in neutral, and started firing backward from a standstill, '''I would be breaking the interstate speed limit in less than three seconds'''.
-->-- '''Randall Munroe''', {{xkcd}} ''What If?''

->Now that's a hell of a gun.
-->-- '''Splattered Guard''', ''Film/HotShotsPartDeux''

->'''Motoko:''' "What the hell did you use?"\\
'''Batou:''' "Your standard-issue big gun."
-->-- ''GhostInTheShell''

-> If there is any one weapon that defines the the Imperium, it is the bolter. No other weapon combines high technology levels with such delibrate brutality, and no race would consider making it but mankind.
-->-- ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->'''Kerchak:''' Colonel, the non-lethal weapons are tiny. It's ''embarrassing''.\\
'''Jaksmouth:''' I've seen the weapons the mercenaries are using. They're big. Non-regulation big, even.\\
'''Kerchak:''' Oh yeah?\\
'''Jaksmouth:''' On cold nights, you can fill it up with hot water and have yourself a bath.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

-> Speaking of which, you should now confiscate Lieutenant Piebald's pistol. It can shoot a hole in the world.
-->-- '''[[http://schlockmercenary.com/d/20091106.html LOTA]]''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->We want this weapon to be like the 4th of July.
-->-- '''Brian Allgeier,''' describing the [[http://ratchet.wikia.com/wiki/RYNO_V RYNO V]] of ''RatchetAndClank: A Crack In Time''

->My Gun... [[FreudWasRight Is Large.]]
-->-- '''[[TankGoodness Overlord Tank]]''', ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerGenerals''

->Say 'Hello' to my little friend!
-->-- '''Tony Montana''', ''Film/{{Scarface 1983}}''

->Wow; that is about thirty pounds of gun!
-->-- '''Kevin Murphy''', the Podcast/{{Rifftrax}} of ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk''

->The bigger the gun, the harder they fall!
-->-- Crew Chief, ModNationRacers

->''29. I cannot have any gun that requires me to continue the damage code on back.\\
112. If the gun can't fit through the x-ray machine, it doesn't go on the plane.\\
192. If the gun is best fired using the artillery skill, my character is not allowed to have it.\\
217. If the weapon is capable of staking vampires hiding behind engine blocks, I can't have it.\\
589. If my gun on a scale of 1-10 is a 7, it's vetoed if that's the Richter scale.\\
1144. I cannot have any gun that lets me kill the villain without being in at least an adjacent county.\\
1587. There is no way the [[MageTheAscension Iteration X mage]] is going to make it through airport security.\\
1666. If if takes more than five minutes for the debris to stop falling, I need to pick a smaller gun.\\
2003. Any gun who's damage is best described in scientific notation is vetoed.\\
2067. Can't have a gun that can inflict lethal damage with just the bullet's windshear.''
-->-- ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

->* Points to M1 Garand round* This kills you.'' * Points to .50 cal round* This kills you and everyone else in the room!
-->-- ''Adam Savage'', Series/MythBusters

->'''Yelena:''' I wanted the '''BIG''' gun...\\
'''Gun store clerk:''' No offense, miss, but that weapon would've broken your back the first time you fired it.\\
'''Yelena:''' Because I'm a '''girl'''?\\
'''Clerk:''' No. Because it's designed for use by people with two backup spines.
-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}}''

->'''Herman Gluck''': He said stay away! Stay away or he'll toss out two dead bodies!\\
'''Cop''': Who said this? Who?\\
'''Herman Gluck''': Who? Who? I don't know who! The one with the big fucking gun, that's who!
-->-- ''InsideMan''

-->-- '''[[TheBerserker Salvador the Gunzerker]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''

-> '''[[TheCaptain Captain Kanril Eleya]]:''' Tess, what the ''[[PardonMyKlingon phekk]]'' is that?\\
'''[[NumberOne Commander Tesjha Phohl]]:''' ''(matter-of-factly)'' Phased polaron minigun.\\
'''Eleya:''' [[LampshadeHanging Don’t remember requisitioning that.]]\\
'''Tess:''' Bought it from a Ferengi trader while we were at [=DS9=]. He supposedly got it from the Dosi.\\
'''Eleya:''' You really think we’ll need that SAW?\\
'''[[TheSmartGuy Commander Birail Riyannis]]:''' Says the woman carrying a {{grenade launcher}}.
-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Bait and Switch|STO}}''

->No one could stand in my way. I had a mission. I had a goal. I had a ''really big gun''.
-->-- [[PlayerCharacter The Vault Dweller's]] memoirs, from the ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 2}}'' manual

->"Big whoop. I'm spooning a Barrett .50 Cal. I could kill a ''building''."
-->'''Sterling Archer''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->Big problems need big heroes - with even bigger guns!
-->Back [[RegionCoding PAL]] cover of ''RatchetAndClankFutureACrackInTime''

->Oh daddy! Look at the size of that thing!
->That's what she said!!!
->I wonder if we can even carry that gun?
-->-- ''Videogames/{{Deadpool}}''

->''"No matter what anyone tells you, Bane, it really is the size of your gun that counts."''
-->-- '''Mr. Freeze'''. ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''

->''"Big... [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]][[PunctuatedForEmphasis ... gun.]]"''
-->--'''Sarge''' as he picks up the TropeNamer, ''Film/{{Doom}}''

->In his other hand a German-built ''Bigfukken'' rifle blazed mightily, its ejected cartridges smashing entire houses to kindling.
-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''