->''Au-au baka'tte yu~na (Mo--)''\\
Aaaah, don't call me an idiot! (Hmph!)\\
''Atai wa baka ja nai mon! (Chigau'n datte baa!)''\\
I am not an idiot! (You're wrong, I said!)\\
''Datte asagohan chanto tabeteru shi''\\
I mean, I always eat my breakfast\\
''Neru mae hamigaki suru mon (Erai desho!)''\\
And brush my teeth before going to bed. (Good for me, huh?)
-->-- Re:cy:cle, "''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXCZ90Xk9bo Odenpa Love Girl]]''" also known as "[[Franchise/TouhouProject Cirno]] Baka Song"

->'''''BAKA, BAKA! BAKA, BAKA! BAKA, BAKA!''''' \\
''Cho, chiga, BAKA ja nai mon!'' [Wait, no, I'm not an idiot!] \\
'''''BAKA, BAKA! BAKA, BAKA! BAKA, BAKA!''''' \\
''[=BAKAtte=] iu hou ga BAKA na no yo!'' [The one saying idiot is the idiot!] \\
'''''BAKA, BAKA! BAKA, BAKA! BAKA, BAKA!''''' \\
''Nani yo, urusai wa ne! Kono BAKA!'' [What, how annoying! You idiot!]
-->--'''[[Franchise/TouhouProject Cirno]] and company''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wFDWP5JwSM&fmt=18 "Cirno's Perfect Math Class"]]

->''Honto ni anta tte Mattaku anta tte''\\
You're really-- You're totally--\\
''Tonikaku anta tte Baka ne, baka baka''\\
By all means you're stupid, stupid stupid
-->-- '''[[Manga/RanmaOneHalf Akane Tendo]]''' (Hidaka Noriko), "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEYKRiBaSEs ''Yasashii, Ii Ko ni Narenai'' (I Can't Become A Gentle, Good Girl)]]" aka ''The Baka Song''

->''Anta, baka?'' [What are you, stupid?]
-->-- '''Asuka''', ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''

->''Anta, baka? Anta, baka?! Anta, baka?!! You're the baka!''
-->-- '''Rei''', ''AudioPlay/EvangelionAfterTheEnd''

->''Baka, baka, minna baka.'' [Idiots, idiots, they're all idiots.]
--> -- '''Ruri Hoshino''', ''Anime/MartianSuccessorNadesico''

->''Kouji no Baka!'' (Kouji, idiot!)
-->-- '''Sayaka Yumi''', ''Anime/MazingerZ''

->'''Policeman''': "Do you... do you at least know his first name?"\\
'''[[spoiler:Aki]]''': "Papa."\\
'''Policeman''': "No, see... What... what does your mother call him? Aside from 'Papa' or 'Darling' or something like that."\\
'''[[spoiler:Aki]]''': "Baka."\\
'''Policeman''' ([[MathematiciansAnswer slumping his shoulders]]): "[[LampshadeHanging Which would be about every married man in this city.]]"
-->-- ''Fanfic/TheSecondTry'', ''end''

->''This will be my GREATEST performance. Shinji! Pay attention, my wonderful baka-kun. This is for you.''
-->-- '''Asuka Langley Soryu''', ''Fanfic/HigherLearning'', ''chapter 48''

->''[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/911298/021/ Anta baka? You really tried hard to piss me off today!]]''
-->-- '''Asuka Langley Sohryu''', ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}''

->''"Hmmmm...(giggle)...Baaka-Shinjii..." she whispered amorously. "I know you just love it when I call you that... (giggle).."''
-->--'''Asuka Langley Sohryu''', ''Fanfic/{{HERZ}}'', ''chapter 7''

->''"Aha! Not bad for a little girl! What do you think about that, baka Shinji?"''
-->--'''Asuka Langley Sohryu''', ''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'', ''chapter 5''

->''⑨. Baka''
-->--'''Phantasmagoria of Flower View''', ''Franchise/TouhouProject''

->''Wonder woman, don't you ever forget''\\
''You're divine and he's about to regret''\\
''He's a baka baka-uum, baka baka-uum boy, baka baka-uum baka baka''
-->--'''Music/{{Netta}}''', "Toy"

->'''[[Wrestling/KanakoUrai Asuka]]:''' So that's how it's gonna be, huh? Y'all can't beat us with your true ability, morons!\\
'''Iyo Sky:''' You know, since you always say what you want. How about admitting that you have lost?\\
'''Asuka:''' OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH... Oh. [[CaptainObvious Japanese, right? You can speak Japanese, right?]]\\
'''Iyo:''' Damn right I can! [[LampshadeHanging It's so obvious I can speak Japanese!]] [[ObfuscatingStupidity You don't know it yet?]]\\
'''Asuka:''' You can speak Japanese? I didn't know that!\\
'''Iyo:''' Damn right I can!\\
'''Asuka:''' ''Sugoi! Sugoi! Sugoi!'' (That's amazing! Amazing! Amazing!)\\
'''Iyo:''' Don't patronize me!\\
'''Asuka:''' I have just one thing to say to you: BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! What are you, an idiot? What did the idiot say? '''[[NoIndoorVoice BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA!]]''' '''''[[LargeHam BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!]]'''''\\
''(Iyo tries to regain her composure, but then...)''\\
'''Iyo:''' '''''BITCH!'''''
-->--''Wrestling/WWERaw'', November 7, 2022
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