->'''Zuko:''' I know you're out there, chocolate - ''(gasp)'' The Avatar?! [[FreudianExcuse Time to make]] [[WellDoneSonGuy daddy love me]]!

->'''Katara:''' Oh, Sokka, you're back. How was the fishing?
->'''Sokka:''' I fought a shark!
->'''Katara:''' Oh ... well, at least you still got paid. Right?
->'''Sokka:''' Yes. Yes, as a matter of fact, I did. But since I literally ''spilled my own blood'' for this money, we're not just going to spend it on the first gimmick we see, ok-
->'''Katara:''' Hey, look, a fortune teller!
->'''Sokka:''' That's it! If there is anyone up there, just [[SmiteMeOMightySmiter strike me down]]! Right now! ''(is attacked by a duck)'' Ow! Why a duck? ''Why a duck?!''

->'''Bato:''' Sokka, for trying to get out of this dangerous and abusive ritual, you get the Mark of Intelligence; Katara, for being manlier than your brother, you get the Mark of Courage; and Aang, for holding the puke bucket for Sokka, you get the Mark of Trust.
->'''Aang:''' Yeeeeeaah... about that...
->(GilliganCut to Sokka and Katara leaving Aang)
->'''Aang:''' ...I think they took that well.

->'''Sokka:''' Skepticism, skepticism, ''skepticism...''

->'''Katara:''' By the way, you've been frozen for a hundred years, your people have been wiped out by the Fire Nation, and the world is engulfed in war.

->'''Katara:''' Aw, Sokka, you're a comic relief character! You couldn't beat up a [[BusFullOfInnocents shortbus full of nuns]].

->'''Aang:''' If fire can't exist in space because there's no oxygen, and comets are made up of ice and rock, why would a comet make firebenders stronger?
->'''Roku:''' Because I said so, damn it!

->'''Mechanist:''' Please understand. I had to make weapons for the Fire Nation, or they'd destroy our home!
->'''Sokka:''' Silence, traitor!
->'''Mechanist:''' But I already told you -
->'''Sokka:''' You misunderstand. I mean you're a traitor ''[[ForScience to SCIENCE]]''! You're the one responsible for all this steam-punk nonsense!
->'''Mechanist:''' Well, surely steam-punk has some scientific -
->'''Sokka:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Steam. Powered. Jetskis.]]
->'''Mechanist:''' MyGodWhatHaveIDone How can I fix this?

->'''Sokka:''' Let me get this straight. You can invent tanks, jetskis, and a gigantic friggin' drill, but the concept of a ''hot air balloon ... eludes you''.
->'''Mechanist:''' Um ... yes.
->'''Sokka:''' I hate this world and everyone in it.


->'''Sokka:''' You know something? The North Pole really sucks.
->'''Katara:''' Like the South Pole was any different?
->'''Sokka:''' Yeah - ''I'' lived in the South Pole. And even you have to admit that I'm a little better than chunks of ice and baby seals.
->'''Katara:''' I don't know... baby seals are pretty cute.
->'''Sokka:''' Why don't we leave the sarcasm to the professionals here, sis? By the way, can we gain a little altitude here, Aang? You're making me nervous.
->'''Aang:''' Why? There's nothing out here, you said it yourself.
->'''Sokka:''' Yeah, but there ''will'' be something out here. And when said thing does get here, I'd prefer not to be killed, maimed, or eaten by it.
->'''Katara:''' Oh, now you're just being negative.
->'''Sokka:''' No, I'm not being negative, I'm being ''realistic.'' Literally ''everywhere'' we've gone, some''thing'' or some''one'' has tried to kill us. ''Literally. Everywhere.''
->'''Aang:''' Yeah, well, we're due, okay? I'm not going to make Appa waste all his energy just because of your paranoia.
->''(Cue the Northern Water Tribe attacking them.)''
->'''Sokka:''' So... Am I gonna get a written apology, or-
->'''Aang and Katara:''' ''Shut up, Sokka!''

->'''Aang:''' Y'know, I've been thinking, umm... maybe I can sort of teach you things, as I learn them? Y'know, where no one can see us... all alone... under a starry sky...
->'''Katara:''' Really? That's a GREAT idea!
->'''Aang:''' YES! Score!
->'''Katara:''' ''What?''
->'''Aang:''' [[LameRhymeDodge I mean whores!]] ({{Beat}}) Sokka made me say it.
->'''Sokka:''' HEY!

->'''Katara:''' I don't understand. How come I can't fight just because I'm a girl?!
->'''Pakku:''' Listen, lass, haven't you ever played an RPG? Final Fantasy? Dragon Quest? Other than being the bloody love interest, lasses do one of two things: they heal or they summon monsters. And since I dunt see you pullin' a bloody dragon out of yer arse, get in the back row and CAST SOME BLOODY CURE SPELLS!!

->'''Katara:''' F... Fu...
->'''Pakku:''' You're gonna have t' speak up, lass. I can't hear ya over the sound of your own menstruation.
->'''Katara:''' I said- [voice changes] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK THAT!]] I'm sick and tired of this shit and I'm not going to let it happen anymore. I'm done [[DamselInDistress being captured]], [[SatelliteLoveInterest I'm done falling for every guy I meet]], and I'm done taking the back seat in fights. I don't want to heal; I want to kick ass. Starting with yours.

->'''Jin:''' Okay I'll keep it simple. I want. To Have Sex. With You.
->'''Zuko:''' ({{Beat}} then voice changes) Baby, why didn't you just say so.\\
(Zuko claps his hands cue lights turning up and "Get Down Tonight" playing)
->'''Jin:''' Oh my God! The lights! Your Voice! and...where's this music coming from?
->'''Zuko:''' That would be my burning Soul.


->'''Amon:''' Dreams don't ever really die lieutenant. You take them to the grave.

->'''Katara:''' Hey there, good-looking. I'm Katara. What's your name?
->'''Haru:''' My name is Haru. And yes, I am very, very good-looking. In fact, no word in any language can possibly describe how good-looking I am ... so you must make one up. A word like, 'sexy-fine'. But even this potent word cannot fully describe how beautiful I am.
->'''Katara:''' I love you too.