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->''I'm sorry. It's not my characters [[IJustWriteTheThing that are out of control]]. It's me.''
-->--'''Nobuhiro Watsuki''' displays refreshing honesty, ''Manga/BusoRenkin'' chapter notes

->''Men should be [[TestosteronePoisoning buff!]] Women should be [[HeadTurningBeauty vavoom!]]''
-->--'''Creator/HiromuArakawa''' gets straight to the point regarding her characters in ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' and elsewhere

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[[folder:Newspapers]]

->''Burt Reynolds used to make movies about people's lifestyles. Now he seems more interested in making movies that fit in with [[GoodOlBoy his own lifestyle]].''
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''Film/StrokerAce''

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[[folder:Theatre]]

->'''Slippery When Wet:''' I'm [[HelloInsertNameHere Slippery When Wet]] and I'm a mother of two/Could've been a banker, guess a farmer will do/Why did you get to choose-?\\
'''Jack Bauer:''' Well, honey, I dunno if you know about this about me but... [[AuthorPowers I wrote the show]].
-->-- ''Theatre/TheTrailToOregon''

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[[folder:Web Original]]

->''Who said ''Doctor Who'' wasn't capable of putting the willies up you in the 80's? And that's not me speaking literally in the wake of [[Creator/JohnNathanTurner JNT]]'s memoirs.... Enjoy a moment of bondage on JNT as two skinheads are stripped to their boxers and left hanging from a tree.''
-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/01/the-greatest-show-in-galaxy-by-stephen.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS25E4TheGreatestShowintheGalaxy The Greatest Show in the Galaxy]]"

->''I enjoy a nice car chase every now and then. Of course, it is quite difficult to film and exciting an compelling car chase on the budget of ''Doctor Who'' in 1974. And it's particularly frustrating when the sequence is split across two episodes and ''makes absolutely no difference to how anything plays out''. I think that's the real problem with the touches that were inserted to appeal to [[Creator/JonPertwee Pertwee]]'s style of ''Doctor Who''. His fight sequences and his car chases don't ever actually seem to be important to the grand scheme of the plot. It's as if somebody mapped out the episode and then tried to shoehorn in these little nods towards Pertwee's own preferences. So the Doctor is always beating up guards, [[TheWorfEffect only to be overpowered]] when the writers and the director think the scene has gone on long enough.''
-->-- '''Darren Mooney''' [[http://them0vieblog.com/2013/03/29/doctor-who-planet-of-the-spiders-review/ on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS11E5PlanetOfTheSpiders Planet of the Spiders]]"

->''In 1987 ABC did a mini-series based on [=MacLaine's=] book ''Out on a Limb'', in which [=MacLaine=] [[PhonyPsychic converses with spirits]] through channeler Kevin Ryerson. One of the spirits who speaks through Ryerson is a contemporary of Jesus called "John", who speaks, rather than Aramaic, a kind of [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe fake Elizabethan English]]. "John" tells [=MacLaine=] that she is co-creator of the world with a god, which [=MacLaine=] accepts because, remarkably, this is a belief she has expressed earlier (i.e. [[AnswersToTheNameOfGod that she is a god]]). It is pretty remarkable, isn't it, that "John" told [=MacLaine=] exactly what she wanted to hear. Proves that the channeling works, right?''
-->-- ''[[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2014/02/902-shirley-maclaine.html Encyclopedia of American Loons]]'' on Shirley [=MacLaine=]

->''It turns out that all Denobulans have polygamous relationships, where each husband has three wives, and each wife has three husbands. Out of Rick Berman and Brannon Braga, which one do you suppose came up with this particular concept? I'll give you a hint: At least one of them has fantasized about being with [[GiantWoman a fifty-foot woman]] and crawling into her vagina. Any guesses? You only get one. So make it count!''
-->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "[[Recap/StarTrekEnterpriseS02E05ANightInSickbay A Night in Sickbay]]"

->''A young woman rejects a financially independent hunter in favor of an unemployed nobleman who lives off of the labor of others. Also, there are no trains in this movie. ''—Two stars.
-->-- '''[[http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/ayn-rand-reviews-childrens-movies "Ayn Rand"]]''' on ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast''

->''Once upon a time, there was [[Creator/GeorgeLucas a short, bearded man from Southern California]] who wanted to make a modern fairy tale. He wanted the world to experience his take on Campbellian mytho-archetypes and the movie serials of his youth. He also wanted to make enough money to [[PooledFunds swim in it]] like a cowboy-booted [[ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse Uncle Scrooge]]. Also, he wanted the world to share his [[AnArmAndALeg fetish for dismemberment]] as entertainment.''
-->-- '''[[http://www.rpsteeves.com/2012/02/6-examples-of-how-george-lucas-is.html Rich Steeves]]'''

->''Thankfully, you didn't have to feel gross for liking a Creator/WoodyAllen movie this year, because he made ''Film/MagicInTheMoonlight'' and no one saw it. Does that movie feature yet another man [[MayDecemberRomance wooing a woman who is half his age]]? Of course it does. Just to throw us off, Woody needs to make a movie where Music/JustinBieber nails Cloris Leachman.''
-->-- '''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201412/least-influential-people-2014 Drew Magary]]''', "The 25 Least Influential People of 2014"

->''It's none too hard to look at [[Film/EdgeOfTomorrow a movie]] in which [[Creator/TomCruise [Tom] Cruise]] is playing an eternally recurring soul, using the power of his mind and memory of his past life to expand his capacity as a human being, unlocking his full potential after endless cycles of repetitive exercises, and think, "Hmmmm... this [[ChurchOfHappyology reminds me of something]]."''
-->-- '''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[https://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/06/tom_cruise_emily_blunt_bill_paxton_all_you_need_is.php "Tom Cruise's Life is a Hard NES Game"]]

->'''Chris:''' It is weird that Mr. Freeze is smoking a cigar in this scene, though. Like, [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Arnold]], do you like cigars so much that you had to have your guy whose body temperature is 50 degrees below zero using a lighter? Really? Couldn’t have stuck a nicotine patch on for the duration of the movie?\\
'''David:''' I didn't know Arnold loved cigars, I assumed the writers just wanted to make him look more mob-boss-y. Or set designers, or costumers, or director, or whatever.\\
'''Chris:''' Some Batman expert you are. Didn't even buy the special ''Batman Forever'' four-cover set of the June '97 ''Cigar Aficionado''.
-->-- Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-and-robin-movie-review/ on]] ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''

->''If ''Film/WildWildWest'' hadn't come along to satisfy Peters' bizarre robo-spider boner, you can bet your ass he'd be trying to cram it into ''Film/{{Ali}}''.''
-->-- '''''WebSite/{{Cracked}}''''' on Jon Peters, [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-reasons-why-bad-movies-are-allowed-to-happen/ "4 Reasons Why Bad Movies Are Allowed to Happen"]]

->''About an hour later it was lunch and [[Literature/HarryPotter Hermione]] pulled out some pepper jack cheese, her fave kind of cheese. (AN: mine too!)''
-->-- '''Ice Bear''', [[http://pottersues.livejournal.com/1200.html Punk Butt Hermione?]]

->''It's just that thing that happens to science fiction authors where their brain passes its "sell by" date and curdles, and they put their fetishes in every book. I call it [[Creator/RobertAHeinlein Heinlein]] Syndrome.''
-->-- '''cappadocius''', [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?509902-Have-you-ever-had-one-observation-completely-change-your-perception-of-a-work&p=12014070#post12014070 rpg.net forums]]

->'''Commentor 1:''' I love how much these two obviously like each other, even if they aren't officially dating yet.\\
'''Commentor 2:''' Yeah, you can tell by the way one is a tall girl with enormous breasts and the other is a tiny guy and the author is [[Creator/CoolKyouShinsha Cool Kyoushinsha]]... Oh, and how they interact with each other too, I guess.
-->-- [[https://reddit.com/r/manga/comments/biwrz1/disc_komorisan_wa_kotowarenai_ch_58/ Reddit discussion]] on ''Manga/KomorisanCantDecline''

->''I don't want to spend 1000 words defending another [[RapeAsDrama sex crime]] in another Creator/AlanMoore comic. I've stated elsewhere that I think most, maybe all, instances of sexual assault in Moore's comics can at the very least be cogently argued for, if not always entirely satisfactorily. The problem comes with the sheer volume of them: Violate enough fictional women and you start to look like you like it.''
-->-- '''Zom''' of ''The Mindless Ones'' on ''ComicBook/TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen: [[http://mindlessones.com/2011/08/18/the-league-of-extraordinary-gentlemen-century-1969-the-annocommentations-part-iv/#more-18688 Century 1969]]''

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[[folder:Web Videos]]

->''"The breasts of damn near every single woman in this game are their own interactive objects, with their own {{flavor text}}s and conversation trees attached -- usually leading to [[ChivalrousPervert your guy grabbing those breasts]] (without permission and without protests)! ...the women in question have a surprisingly non-violent conversation about the minute little scientific details behind their space-boobs. But let's not forget the ''real'' elephant here: that '''[[InfoDump not even boobs are saved]] from [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] flavor text'''."''
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya8hyJnJzBU George Weidman]]''' on ''VisualNovel/{{Policenauts}}''

->''"...And that's pretty much it for the robots who, once again, only appear in about one fourth of their own movie, and even then usually as background noise to [[BackedByThePentagon endless processions of military hardware]] on hand so Creator/MichaelBay can [[GunPorn jack of his fetish for all things 'army']]."''
-->-- '''[[Creator/BobChipman Moviebob]]''' on ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen''

->''"I believe in the afterlife. I believe in the healing power of Jesus. So a lot of times, I'll have dead loved ones show up for guidance in times of need. So in this case, this is not an internal projection of Jaden's; this is a ghost of his sister. It's just a really beautiful scene. I really like--OMIGOD. Why is she a zombie all of a sudden? Seeing it fresh for the first time just make me realize [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment how little sense that makes]]."''
-->--"''Film/AfterEarth'' - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dxAZD7Wr_M M. Knight Deleted Commentary"]]

->''"It's mentioned in the behind-the-scenes footage that Creator/PatrickStewart is a fan of cars and driving in real life, and he would be much happier with the screenplay if it has a scene in it where he drives a dune buggy. Yes, the enlightened Captain Picard -- who loves playing flutes, drinking tea and reading Shakespeare -- also loves [[SuddenlyAlwaysKnewThat redneck off-roading.]]"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''' on ''Film/StarTrekNemesis''

->''"In case you couldn’t tell, this video was all part of my evil plot to get you all to listen to me talk about musicals! You idiots! You fell for it! And you can’t click away cause you need to know what place I ranked [[WesternAnimation/{{Moana}} Shiny]] at! I have you in my grasp, even as you gloat, and I’ll shove musicals down your ''[[SoundEffectBleep (dolphin chirp)]]''ing throat!"''
-->--'''WebVideo/SchaffrillasProductions''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Llx48wTfjQo Top 30 Villain Songs]]

->''"...this record taking its every chance to talk about every person's desire for THE SEX! Because Ian Watson is a ''free spirit'' not bound by what makes a book 'good' in the conventional sense, only focusing on what he, himself, wants to write about! [[SarcasmMode And isn't there something quite liberating in that kind of mindset?]]"''
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice Magnus the Red]]''' on ''[[Literature/InquisitionWar Inquisitor]]''

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[[folder:Real Life]]

->''If one could conclude as to the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that God has an inordinate fondness for stars and beetles.''
-->--Attributed to '''J. B. S. Haldane'''

->''I'm Russ Meyer. I like big breasts.''
-->-- ''Magazine/{{Playboy}}: Voluptuous Vixens''

->''...[[FemmeFatale super destructive cruel]] beautiful dark-haired woman that I eternally write about and now I’ve seen a photograph of her and I know that she exists and I will seek her out and presumably she will destroy me.''
-->--'''Creator/PhilipKDick''' on Creator/SeanYoung's casting in ''Film/BladeRunner''

->"You could accuse me of having a fetish for [[TheVamp powerful, sexy women who like cheating people.]] That would be fair."
-->--'''Creator/StevenMoffat'''

->'''Music/{{Morrissey}}''': As a child of the sixties, when the seats of cars were made entirely of leather, to me there was something highly erotic about actually being in a car... [[AutoErotica I've always found cars highly erotic]].\\
'''Black''': Why? Because they go vroom vroom, and you can switch them on and switch them off when you want?\\
'''Morrissey''': No, no --not the driver's seat... there was just something about the old leather seats...\\
'''Black''': So you're into leather?\\
'''Morrissey''': [[CovertPervert Y-y-e...]] next question.
-->--[[Music/TheSmiths Morrissey]] interviewed by Antonella Black, ''Zig Zag'', May 1985

->''I enjoy cycling, so I occasionally do some bike strips. Other cyclists seem to enjoy them, so it's tempting to do more of them, but bike strips risk being self indulgent. A lot of cartoonists do golf strips and I find ''those'' insufferable.''
-->--'''Creator/BillWatterson'''

->''"Ha! More [[DuctTapeForEverything duct tape]]. I think this is like the third episode in a row that features the use of duct tape. No, the writers are not obsessed with duct tape. It's just a coincidence."''
-->--'''Dan Schneider''', [[LampshadeHanging hanging a lampshade]] on the fact that three of the first four episodes of season 3 of ''Series/ICarly'' feature someone being [[BoundAndGagged restrained]] with [[DuctTapeForEverything duct tape]]

->''Someone pointed out recently that I draw my characters in bath scenes an awful lot, and I want to make it clear to everyone that this is certainly not due to any perverseness on my part. No, the fact is, I demand the cleanliness of my characters! This is simply an issue of hygiene, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and has nothing to do with getting characters in lecherous situations in various states of undress]].\\
Now that this issue has been resolved, enjoy the drawing!\\
Signed, your completely [[BuffySpeak lecherousless]] artist.''
-->-- '''Tom Fischbach''', author of ''Webcomic/TwoKinds'', in TheRant of [[https://www.deviantart.com/twokinds/art/Natani-and-Keith-s-Bathtime-169650314 this picture]] (slightly NSFW).

->'''Creator/PhilFoglio:''' "Those are the kinds of women I like to draw, and that's the kind I enjoy, that's the kind I married, that's the kind-"\\
'''Kurt Sasso:''' "I, for one, am very impressed that you lean into that artstyle, because it gives the readers the acknowledgement that these people are beautiful as well."\\
'''Phil:''' "Well, sure! I mean, people like to see pretty people" [...]\\
"Like I said, I started out drawing [[Webcomic/GirlGenius Agatha]] that way because I like drawing pretty girls - there you go, that's the way it goes ..."\\
'''Kurt:''' "I don't blame you"\\
'''Phil:''' ''[Laughs]'' "I figure, you know, if I'm going to be drawing this person for the next ten years, I wanna enjoy it, you know?"
-->-- '''Creator/PhilFoglio''' in an interview on ''TGT Webcomics Podcast'' episode [[https://tgtmedia.com/podcast/phil-foglio-girl-genius-online-comic/ #37]] ([[https://web.archive.org/web/20160202043040/http://recordings.talkshoe.com/TC-22928/TS-208306.mp3 MP3 archive]]) (starts around the 48:30 timestamp)

->''"The ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}'' concept artist's dedication to long exposed bellies with low cut pants is legit very funny to me. Like, nobody at Creator/{{Nintendo}} stopped them, and they've become too powerful."''
-->-- '''Creator/MaryCagle'''
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