->''[[JustForFun/{{Hello}} Welcome to]] ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''[[KillItWithFire , where bad comics burn.]]\\
[[TheHost Linkara's]] [[AesopAmnesia gonna teach you all a lesson you won't learn.]]\\
[[ArtisticLicenseLogic Brodsky-— You're not the smartest]]\\
[[Creator/RobLiefeld Liefeld--]] [[OffModel You're not an artist]]\\
[[AcceptableTargets Anyone who's had a bad comic published—]] [[YouCanRunButYouCantHide It could be your turn]]\\
[[SayMyName LINKARA!]] [[CatchPhrase HE IS A MAN! *PUNCH*!]] [[NiceHat Wears a]] [[FedoraOfAsskicking purdy hat]]\\
[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall LINKARA!]] [[CoolGun He has a magic gun...]] [[WhereDoesHeGetAllThoseWonderfulToys Where'd he purchase that?]]\\
[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall LINKARA!]] [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Coins, robots, Amazons, and trucks.]]\\
[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall LINKARA!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis This! Comic! SUCKS!]]\\
[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Linkara sits down nonetheless,]] [[{{Determinator}} and forces himself through it.]]\\
[[Horrible/ComicBooks A poorly-written,]] [[OffModel ugly mess,]] [[SomeoneHasToDoIt but someone's gotta do it.]]\\
[[InItsHourOfNeed And it's right about time he did]];\\
[[AllBlueEntry They made]] ''Film/{{Watchmen}}'' [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks without the]] [[StarfishAlien slimy squid!]]\\
[[AuthorFilibuster And he'll have you know]] [[AndThatsTerrible that that's pretty low,]]\\
[[EveryoneHasStandards but not quite like]] [[UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks the standards of]] [[TheNineties the 90s]] [[TagalongKid Kid.]]\\
[[IncendiaryExponent Setting ablaze]] [[CrisisCrossover crossovers,]] [[VerySpecialEpisode one-shots,]] [[AndTheRest and]] [[RedSkiesCrossover tie-ins,]]\\
[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] [[ThisIsReality stands in reality-defiance]]\\
[[TitleDrop Atop the fourth wall]][[EvilOverlooker , looking down on us all.]]\\
[[YouClonedHitler "Of course! Don't you know anything about science?"]]\\
[[WhatCouldHaveBeen There would be better books on his show,]]\\
[[TakeThat but]] [[Creator/JoeQuesada Quesada]] [[CosmicRetcon sold them to]] [[ComicBook/OneMoreDay Mephisto,]]\\
[[NowItsMyTurn and now there's nothing left to do]]\\
[[BileFascination but share the scrapings at the bottom of the barrel with you.]]\\
[[SayMyName LINKARA!]] [[TitleDrop (Atop The Fourth Wall)]] [[CatchPhrase HE IS A MAN! *PUNCH*!]] [[ArmCannon What's that on his arm?]]\\
[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall LINKARA!]] [[TitleDrop (Atop The Fourth Wall)]] [[ContinuitySnarl Can't seem to fix the Continuity Alarm.]]\\
[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall LINKARA!]] [[TitleDrop (Atop The Fourth Wall)]] [[TheNewRockAndRoll Rock and roll,]] [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Insano,]] [[DropInCharacter some feller in a tux.]]\\
[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall LINKARA!]] [[TitleDrop (Atop The Fourth Wall)]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis This! Comic! SUCKS!]]\\
[[AllBlueEntry LINKARA!]]''
--> -- '''Vincent E.L''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poI5dBNien0 Gunslinger Theme, full version]]

->"What plan?! She ''planned'' for Air Force One to be brought down? She ''planned'' to get knocked unconscious by Franchise/{{Batman}}? She ''planned'' for the Bana to purportedly to be the real enemy only they're not, thus making their entire sub-plot utterly, totally, completely worthless??!"
--> -- '''Linkara''''s commentary on Circe's "[[GambitRoulette master plan]]" in ''[[Comicbook/WonderWoman Amazons Attack]]''.

->"Let this be a lesson, kids--when debating, solve your disagreements not with words, but by screaming 'I AM A MAN!', and punching them in the guts."
--> -- '''Linkara''' in his ''Superman At Earth's End'' review, unknowingly introducing what would become one of his [[CatchPhrase catchphrases]].

->"[[WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief Suspension Of Disbelief]] doesn't throw away all logic. It just allows me to believe that there are [[Franchise/TheFlash people that can run really fast]] or [[ComicBook/MartianManhunter aliens that can shapeshift living among humans.]]"
--> -- '''Linkara'''

->"Is there no honor among ninjas and ninja-style dancers?! Such a feud could likely result in [[CoolVersusAwesome an alliance between pirates and ninja-style dancers]]! I’m sorry, but I frankly think the phrase “Ninja-style Dancers” is up there among greatest comic book lines in all of history."
--> -- '''Linkara''' on ''Nightcat'''s "ninja-style dancers"

->"And so he upgrades his rig into a technologically advanced super-rig with ''radars'' and ''weapons'' and the like. But the most patently ridiculous part of this is the remote control he has for his truck ''that's inside of a silver dollar''. And next he'll teach us how to put a TV remote inside of a quarter! Or how about a gun inside of a nickel!?"
--> -- '''Linkara''', "Top 15 WTF Moments in Bad Comics": #6: US-1's silver dollar remote control

->"I'm looking for plot holes. I'm looking for bizarre character motivations. I'm looking for terrible art. I'm looking for the bland, the bizarre, the lazy, the insipid, the surreal! If [[ComicBook/TheCloneSaga a character starts humping another character]], I'll be there! If a man is powered by cocaine, I'll be there! If a basketball player challenges [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} a giant lizard]] to a fight, I'll be there! [[BringIt Bring 'em all on]]!"
--> -- '''Linkara''' in his introduction to ''Atop the Fourth Wall''

->'''Narrator:''' {{Previously on}} ''Atop the Fourth Wall''...
->'''Linkara:''' So let's dig into ''Daredevil'' #305. (...) Harvey Finevoice, I want that information and I want it now!
->'''Finevoice:''' Yap, yap, yap, that's all your type ever do. Here. Take it (handing a note), with my blessing.
->'''Linkara:''' (reading) [[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]] is walking right into a trap!
->'''Angry Joe:''' It's Linkara. He's in big trouble. Assemble the army! He's gonna need all the help he can get.
->'''Linkara:''' Oh my god! [[ShoutOut TV Tropes]] used one of my quotes!
->'''Benzaie:''' This can't be right... it says I'm not French. They say I'm African-American.
->'''Linkara:''' Get this, WebVideo/MarzGurl, this time ''I'm'' breaking up with ''you''!
->'''[=MarzGurl=]:''' Huh. Whatever, I got [[Manga/ArcadeGamerFubuki passion panties]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!
->'''Linkara''': Tell me [[Film/{{Watchmen}} Rorschach]], is Benzaie truly made of French toast?
->'''Rorschach:''' No.
->'''Linkara:''' There's a conspiracy behind all this. Could [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Dr. Insano]] be doing all this?
->'''Insano:''' Nurse!? If you've taken the last Red Bull, I will have you DESTROYED!
->'''Linkara:''' Look, I know what Joe is up against. I need his help!
->'''Angry Joe:''' Angry Joe Army, we've gathered here today to help a dear friend: Linkara! No-one can stop our combined forces! Prepare yourselves! ...Oh my god! What the hell... ''is'' that?
->'''Linkara:''' It's '''''Neutro'''''!
->'''Angry Joe:''' Attack!
->'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick:''' Alright, so you've found my secret identity. (Ties her hair) That's right. [[PaperThinDisguise I'm the Nostalgia Chick]]!
->'''Linkara:''' [[{{Angrish}} But...but how did you... what the... but... with the bowtie and the... what... how are you...?]] WHAT!? (...) [[Theatre/RichardII Cry woe, destruction and decay, the worst is death. And death will have his day.]] (...) I should have known, it was ''you'' who was the secret manipulator behind it all: {{Bea|rsAreBadNews}}aaar!
->'''Narrator:''' And now, the conclusion.
-->"''Daredevil'' #306" review

->'''Harvey Finevoice:''' ''(bored)'' Okay, {{previously on}} ''Atop the Fourth Wall''...
->'''[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Nostalgia Critic]]:''' My god, it was you all along.
->'''[[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester A Bum]]:''' Yes, I [[VerbalTic hijackeded]] all the nuclear weapons of the world. And now, I have them at my ''disposal''. %%hijackeded [sic]
->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' But why? Why did you do it?
->'''Chester A. Bum:''' Oh... I'm just a bum. A bum who wants to take over the world. ([[EvilLaugh laughs maniacally]])
->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' ''(interrupting)'' Y'know, that's not an everyday occurrence.
->'''Chester A. Bum:''' ''(stops laughing)'' ...what?
->'''Linkara:''' Damn you, Phantasm, we just ''had'' a 'previously on' segment a few weeks ago! ''Why'' are we doing '''another one'''?
->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Well, you say, you know, "just a bum who wants to take over the world"? Y'know, it's not, like, hey, that's ''just'' a paperboy, there's a ton of those. No no no. That's very, very rare.
->'''Chester A. Bum:''' What do you mean?
->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Like, hey! I'm a psychotic transvestite who likes to rub my feet in butter, y'know? ''Just'' one of those?
->'''Chester A. Bum:''' ''(talking over the Critic)'' You know I don't think that, totally uncommon, that's kind of the idea actually, that it was, irony? You know, I don't exactly know if you know what that is, but, straightforward to you...?
->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' ''(talking over Chester)'' ...Like a million of those walking down the street. Hey, another transvestite who kills people that likes to rub feet in butter, hey hey, that one's name is Bob.
->'''Chester A. Bum:''' Oh '''shut up and look at this'''!
->'''Linkara:''' [[ComicBook/CountdownToFinalCrisis Countdown]] [[Film/StarTrek is danger and disease wrapped in darkness and silence]].
->'''Dr. Insano:''' [[{{Foreshadowing}} He's coming for you, Linkara!]] He's ''coming for '''you'''''! ''(laughs maniacally, then falls over)''
->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' What's that?
->'''Chester A. Bum:''' This is the remote control that will let me blow up ''any'' missile in the world!
->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' You're mad!
->'''Chester A. Bum:''' Am I? Am I?
->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' ''Yes!'' Very mad.
->'''Harvey Finevoice:''' I've been sitting here for hours. Why the hell hasn't anyone given me my paycheck? I got dames to smooch!
->'''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]:''' ''Film/{{Equilibrium}}'' is '''brilliant''' and Wimmer is God!
->'''Linkara:''' My god! Film Brian, they've gotten to you!
->'''Film Brain:''' Hey, it's Film ''Brain''! ''(EvilLaugh)''
->'''Chester A. Bum:''' Perhaps it is ''you'' who are mad?
->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Nnno, no, it's definitely you.
->'''Chester A. Bum:''' You know what, you're just rude.
->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' (talking over Chester) It's like, (gesturing) here's the sane people and here's you. You're over here and the sane people are over here? [incoherent]
->'''Chester A. Bum:''' I mean, you're obnoxious! I just can't believe how annoying you are. And you're talking and talking and talking. And maybe you can do something nice contribute ''something'' to society...?
->'''Linkara:''' You're not taking over my show, Continuity Alarm. You just stay back. '''Stay back'''!
->'''Lee:''' The future... it's horrible, Linkara. Everybody went to see the ''ComicBook/{{Youngblood}}'' movie, and, and, we all got... the diseeeaaaase!
->'''Chester A. Bum:''' What do you think of Hollywood?
->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Hollywood? Well, that's where all the great movies are made.
->'''Chester A. Bum:''' Well, how would you feel if it just...disappeared?
->''[Hollywood explodes]''
->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' [[BigNo Noooooo!]]
->'''Chester A. Bum:''' (cackles) And tell me, what you think about...Rome?
->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' ''Rome?'' It's the birthplace of culture!
->'''Chester A. Bum:''' Not anymore!
->''[The Colosseum explodes, Nostalgia Critic screams and cries]''
->'''Chester A. Bum:''' And tell me, what do you think of ''France''?
->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' [[AcceptableTargets ...it's]] [[ThrowawayCountry okay]].
->'''Chester A. Bum:''' Gone!
->''[The Eiffel Tower explodes; the Nostalgia Critic screams in even more pain]''
->'''Harvey Finevoice:''' And now, the conclusion. ...I play all the Las Vegas rooms and this is the thanks I get for it.
->'''Caption:''' [[TakeThat And yet all of that still made more sense than]] ''Countdown''
-->''Countdown'' review Part 2

->"Gee, it's almost as if the villainous, psychotic, manipulative, crazy-green-scientist-man who calls himself 'The Jackal' was lying or something. Who would've guessed?"
-->--'''Linkara''''s commentary on ''[[ComicBook/TheCloneSaga Maximum Clonage]]'' when the Jackal orders Spidercide to kill Kane to Kane's surprise.

->'''Linkara:''' You know, what is it about {{Ancient Egypt}}ian artifacts that they always seem to have magic powers? Think about it: ComicBook/BlackAdam got his powers from ''another'' mystical scarab, all the [[{{Mummy}} mummies]] that pop up because of necklaces and jewels... Oh, and let's not forget about the artifact that makes you [[Franchise/YuGiOh want to play card games for the rest of your life]]. And to get through all this crap, you have to pass insurmountable odds in Franchise/IndianaJones-esque fashion, and more than one person would ''die'' along the way. It seems to me that Ancient Egypt was a freaking death trap! Screw archaeology! Ever think there was a '''reason''' this crap was buried?!
->'''Disclaimer:''' Warning! The views of Linkara may not reflect the views of the producers of ''Atop the Fourth Wall''... which is actually Linkara, so make of that what you will.
-->''ComicBook/BlueBeetle'' Tribute

->So begins them [[[Comicbook/{{Legion Of Super-Heroes}} Triplicate Girl and Karate Kid]]] traveling around trying to find a cure for his [Karate Kid's] disease. Wait a second, I just realized something. These two are running around looking for a cure. Bob [the Monitor]'s group is running around looking for Ray Palmer. [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Jimmy [Olsen]]] and Forager are running around looking for the ComicBook/{{New God|s}} killer. [[Comicbook/TheFlash Trickster and Piper]] are running around looking for a way out of their handcuffs. They should have just called this series ''Running Around Looking for Crap''!
-->--'''Linkara''', ''[[ComicBook/CountdownToFinalCrisis Countdown]]'' review Part 1

->I'm not some pretty boy with marital problems. I don't have some confused psyche or unresolved parental issues. You're not dealing with a Franchise/SilentHill protagonist here! Time and again, someone got it into their head that they could defeat me. Time and again they beat me down, they knocked me out, and they tried to make me give up. You come at me with insecurity, self-doubt, and angst? You try to make me doubt who I am? I am the man who [[Franchise/SilentHill defeated]] [[ImplacableMan Pyramid Head]]. I am the man who conquered [[ComicBook/CountdownToFinalCrisis Countdown]]. I am the man who fought off the [[VideoGame/StarTrekEliteForce Vohrsoth]] and destroyed Mechakara! I am [[SelfServingMemory the liberator of]] WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}! I am a [[Franchise/StarTrek Starfleet captain]]! I am a [[Franchise/PowerRangers Power Ranger]]! I'm [[WebVideo/AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses That Guy With The Hat]]! [[BadassBoast I am Linkara]]!
-->--'''Linkara''', '''Silent Hill''' Dead/Alive Issue 5

->I can't begin to imagine how anyone followed all this stuff at the time. It'd be like if I introduced plot elements in my show that somehow ended up on [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]'s show and... [[LampshadeHanging uh... nevermind]].
-->-- '''Linkara''', ''Spiderman: Greatest Responsibility''

->I won't rest until even [[JumpingTheShark the shark]] is bored with me!
-->-- '''Linkara''' on [[http://twitter.com/Linkara19/status/29610609229 his Twitter]]

->(after explaining Film/SantaClausConquersTheMartians) And yes Virginia, there is a Film/SantaClausConquersTheMartians comic!
-->--'''Linkara''' in his final Christmas review of 2010

->There are two kinds of magic in the world: [[MagicAIsMagicA Magic as a force that can grant the wondrous]]... and then there's narrative magic. The kind where we get the classic phrase:[[AWizardDidIt "It's magic we don't have to explain it".]]
-->--'''Linkara''' in his review of Superman: Distant Fires.

->This is Linkara, Calling Lord Vyce. If you are receiving this signal, then you may wanna take that huge-ass helmet off you head and listen for a minute. Listen, I just wanted to tell you how deeply honored I am. You see, I was once told you were the stuff of nightmares for gods and monsters alike. And that's why I'm so ''honored'', you see. You've seen fit to show me your true colors-and the main one is a ''big bright shade of yellow'', All that you see, you conquer, huh? Well, I guess you never did really set your eyes on ''me'' then, you were too busy ''looking the other way'' and ''running for your life''. And it's a ''good thing'', too- you've shown just how inadequate you are. You're not up to the task of facing this "Entity" you're so afraid of. Tell you what- why don't you go tuck your cape between your legs and run home, while ''I'' deal with it- after all, it's what you're good at. However, if you want to prove me wrong, '''you know where to find me'''.
-->--'''Linkara''' taunting Vyce, ''Youngblood #3''

->Yes, people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I ''hadn't'' heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.
-->--'''Linkara''' on '''Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}'''

->I'm sorry, I didn't realize there wasn't a difference between "I do not care for this and it looks weird, but I heard a lot of people like it" and "This is the worst thing ever".
-->--'''Linkara''', explaining what he said about ComicBook/TheMaxx in response to a HePannedItNowHeSucks backlash.

->"Beneath the seas, beside the flame
->Off the coast where the lost beast came
->To bring the world misery and shame
->A piece of the world is missing"

->"The path you should have never crossed
->The beast exacts a heavy cost
->The number of the beast is lost
->You will know it by its hissing"

->"The bones from hell you cannot tame
->Devour your life and all your fame
->That is the price to play its game
->And all while you're reminiscing"
-->-- The poem of [[EldritchAbomination Entity]]

->"'A piece of the world is missing'. [[spoiler: It doesn't mean that it's gone... It's your NAME]]!!!
-->-- '''Linkara''', in his show's biggest WhamLine to date.

->'''Linkara (voiceover):''' [[HellIsThatNoise There is a sound in my nightmares.]] It is a hiss, a screeching of notes that [[{{Grimmification}} comes from a game that I played as a child.]] It is shrill and high-pitched, grating on your soul like nails upon a chalkboard. This was not the sound of any natural creature. This is an [[EldritchAbomination abomination]]; a [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal perversion of the programmed perfection]] of the world. In other times and other places and in my book, they called it 'The Lost Beast'; but to me, it shall always have a different name...
->'''Linkara:''' [[spoiler: Missing№]].
-->--Recap Reveal

->I am the Voiceless.
->I am the Never-Should.
->The Beautiful Horror.
->[[ShoutOut I am Error.]]
->I am Glitch.
->I am all things terrible and wonderful and all things in-between.
->[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Am. Missing.]]
-->--The Entity/[[spoiler:Missing№]]

->''Linkara walks into the living room and faces [[spoiler:Missing№]].''
->[[spoiler:'''Missing№:''']] Welcome back, [[VerbalTic hyuuumaaaan]]. Is this the part where you fight me?
->'''Linkara:''' No, no. There's really nothing for me to do. I could shoot you with increasingly larger guns, but it wouldn't work. I could pull some exciting new morpher out of my pants and hope it would give me the power to defeat you, but we both know that wouldn't work either.
->[[spoiler:'''Missing№:''']] No, it would not.
->'''Linkara:''' There is no way to fight you.
->[[spoiler:'''Missing№:''']] I am an Outer God, hyuuumaaaan. You are tiny.
->'''Linkara:''' And there you have it! I could never hope to beat you; it's impossible. The only choice I have is to surrender, because there is [[PunctuatedForEmphasis simply. Nothing. Else. I can do.]]
->[[spoiler:'''Missing№:''']] Then welcome to my glory, [[VerbalTic hyuuumaaaan]]...
->'''Linkara:''' Uhh, before I become one with your glory and everything, there i--there is just one thing... a question.
->[[spoiler:'''Missing№:''']] You may speak...
->'''Linkara:''' After I'm... consumed by you, [[AndThenWhat what're you going to do next]]?
->[[spoiler:'''Missing№:''']] I will spread throughout this universe until it and I are the same--till it and I are the same. From there, I shall do as I have done before: I shall travel from universe to universe and they shall become extensions of my being, simultaneously piece and whole. Every star, every cosmos, every dimension, all things living and dead shall become meee... No empty space, no limit, nothing existing except for me. Existence shall become solely defined by me because I ''am'' existence!
->'''Linkara:''' Oh, [[AndThenWhat and]] ''[[AndThenWhat then]]'' [[AndThenWhat what're you going to do?]]
->[[spoiler:'''Missing№:''']] [[FlatWhat What?]]
->'''Linkara:''' I was just curious. What're you going to do after you finish your goal?
->[[spoiler:'''Missing№:''']](confused) I... will exist. Everything will be me and--.
->'''Linkara:''' Yes, yes, yes, we know that part, but what are you going to ''do''? You will exist, ''[[SarcasmMode neato!]]'' What're you going to do to ''pass the time''? You will have absorbed -everything-, and I do mean ''everything''. You will not just be the only being in the universe, you will ''be'' the universe! So... whaddaya gonna do -as- the universe? Will you ''create'' things? Well I suppose you wouldn't 'cause creating something would mean it would be ''different'' from you, and you'd just -reabsorb- it back in anyways, so... again, I ask: ''what are you going to '''do''' once you've completed your goal?''
->[[spoiler:'''Missing№:''']] Existence is... existence is... important part...
->'''Linkara:''' Yes, but why do you ''want'' that goal?
->[[spoiler:'''Missing№:''']] Ev...erything should... and must... be me... everything should and must be me.
->'''Linkara:''' And when everything is you, what are you going to do ''next''!? What is your purpose when your purpose has been fulfilled?! What will be your meaning when you have made the ultimate achievement?! Is 'existing' just an end in itself? Well that can't be it, because you're already existing, and are therefore ''fulfilling'' that part of it!

-> (VisualEffectsOfAwesome ensue as he walks ''around'' [[spoiler: Missing№/90's Kid]])

->'''Linkara:''' "So go ahead and create your kingdom of the Never-Should! Let the Glitch be everything, the distortion the reality! Become everything there is down to the ''tiniest'' particle until you are ''literally existence itself''! In the end, you'll still have the same damn problem: that's there is no ''challenge'' left- No Heaven to aspire to, no Hell to avoid. You will live forever, ''alone'' as everything, and ''existence itself'' shall be your prison! All experiences will be a part of you; all possibilities will have been considered and ''completed''. ''Every'' life-form, ''every'' molecule, every single Should and Never-Should and it will all. Have been. ''Done.'' Everything will be you, and everything will be ''meaningless''. And when you ''do'' become existence -- when the definition of existence equals ''[[spoiler:Missing№]]'' -- you will scream your shrill hiss and let it vibrate along the totality of your being, When the ''lie'' of your existence is lain bare, because there is '''[[IronicEcho simply. Nothing. Else. For]]''' '''''[[IronicEcho you.]]''''' '''[[IronicEcho To DO!!]]'''
->[[spoiler:'''Missing№:''']] You are... confusing me... [[ThatLiarLies You are attempting a deception!]]
->'''Linkara:''' ''Me?'' Deceive an ''Outer God''? I sincerely doubt that.
->[[spoiler:'''Missing№:''']] You-you... I must continue! You-you... shall become a-
->'''Both:''' A part of me/you!
->'''Linkara:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah except it doesn't ''matter''! In the end, you'll still be there; alone in the darkness of mere being- '''forever!''' What it all boils down to is that you are no more significant than a single pixel on a screen-
->[[spoiler:'''Missing№:''']] '''SILENCE!''' (Linkara is thrown to the floor by a glitch blast)
->[[spoiler:'''Missing№:''']] (begins pacing the room) Reason, no-- Cannot exile, cannot reconcile-- [[MadnessMantra Existence is purpose, but purpose is undefined- Existence is purpose, but purpose is undefined- Existence is-i-is-is-i-i-is purpose, b-b-bu-bu-b-bu-but undefined...]] -Purpose, purpose itself not solution... - If-if-if-if to be all that is cannot solve...! - Then examine what cannot be known through existence- then examine what cannot be known through existence then examine what cannot be known through existence-- Soooooolution to equation... non-existent..?
->'''Linkara:''' You're an Outer God, yes?
->[[spoiler:'''Missing№:''']] Correct.
->'''Linkara:''' You are beyond good and evil; a being more complex and grand and terrible than anything that has existed or ever will exist...
->[[spoiler:'''Missing№:''']] Ye-yes-es-yeess...
->'''Linkara:''' Then... I submit a question to you, Outer God. A possibility to explore.
->[[spoiler:'''Missing№:''']] DECLARE IT.
->'''Linkara:''' What happens to an Outer God... when it dies?
->[[spoiler:'''Missing№:''']] *SlasherSmile* Iiiiii will fiiiiiind ooooouuuut...

->'''Narrator:''' PreviouslyOn 'Atop the Forth Wall'...
->'''Masterthecreator:''' [''[[SpotOfTea holding a teacup]]''] "Greetings. I am Master the Creator, title card artist for 'Atop the Forth Wall'. I've assembled you all here so we can stop the menace known as... [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: Andrew Dickman! ]]
If we do not stop Andrew Dickman, he will take over the title-card duties of every Channel Awesome producer, putting us all out of work; and then... [[TakeOvertheWorld take over the world!]]"
->'''Andrew Dickman:''' [''Childish Giggling'']
->'''Masterthecreator:''' [''With a new teacup''] "You, other-title-card-artists, are our only hope! Kitsune twenty twenty-two, who does WebVideo/ObscurusLupa's title cards..."
->'''Kitsune2022:''' I warned you all about Andrew Dickman, but nooo, nobody believes me! [''sigh''] He's already got her 'Manic Episodes' cards; soon he'll have the whole show."
->'''Masterthecreator:''' [''Yet another teacup''] "Ven Gethenian, title card artist for WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh!"
->'''Ven:''' "Oh god... why did I try to watch ''Trash Humpers'' alone?"
->'''Masterthecreator:''' [''[[RunningGag still yet another teacup]]''] "-and Krin, title-card artist for WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows..."
->'''Krin:''' "You guys know Todd doesn't really have a face right?! The art is entirely accurate! That boy... is a monster!
->'''Masterthecreator:''' [''voiceover''] "Philbunny, WebVideo/IronLiz's title-card artist!"
->'''[[WebVideo/TheBunnyPerspective Philbunny]]:''' [''As a rabbit puppet of himself''] "Uh, actually, I think you want the guy who's right next to me, but [[SelfDeprecation I'm a lot better-looking]], so I'm gonna go ahead and represent him."
->'''Masterthecreator:''' [''Still hasn't run out of new teacups''] "Marobot, title-card artist for WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic!
->'''Marobot:''' [''on the phone''] "For the last time, no Linkara, I don't have time to make a new section of Comicron 1 for you... no, I frankly don't care if you don't have a different-looking hallway for your storyline..."
->'''Masterthecreator:''' "-and finally, Vincent E.L.!"
->'''Vincent:''' [''[[DrivenToSuicide with a gun to his own head]]''] "What? ''Me''?! Wow... Things are finally coming up Vincent!" [''Leaps up, starts singing''] "After all these years, and all this hard work, I've finally-" [''[[RecordNeedleScratch Needle Scratch]]''] "Wait; I'm not a title card artist, I made the Atop the Forth Wall theme song."
->'''Masterthecreator:''' "Oh? Oh well, then we don't care about you." [''gestures dismissively'']
->'''Vincent:''' "Wait, I-" [''cut off'']
->'''Masterthecreator:''' "Now then, let's get to the first order of business, shall we?"
->'''Andrew Dickman:''' "Ah, if it isn't my predecessors... how nice of you to all gather at once."
->'''Kitsune2022:''' "[[CallBack We meet again]], Art-Skank!"
->'''Krin:''' "You're not gonna get away with this, Dickman! We will fight you... [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway with art!]] [[BuffySpeak Art-art-art! Art!]]
->'''Andrew Dickman:''' You're already too late; I've signed to do [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony's]] title cards! Nothing can stop me! [''EvilLaugh, dissolves into wheezing and hacking coughs''] "Oh god..."
->'''Philbunny:''' Wait, how'd did he get Spoony's-"
->[''Dr. Insano appears, carrying Son of Insano'']
->'''Philbunny:''' [''gasp''] [[https://www.youtube.com/user/DoctorHolocaust Doctor Holocaust!]]
->'''Insano:''' "Yes, it is I, Dr. Hol- Wait what? No!"
->'''Philbunny:''' "Oh, uh... sorry, uh- [[WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog Doctor Horrible!]]"
->'''Insano:''' [[{{Angrish}} I-ju-yo...]] I'm not either of those, {{you fool}}!
->'''Philbunny:''' [''half-hearted''] Music/DoctorSteel ?
->'''Insano:''' Really? Do I sound like I can sing as good as him?
->'''Ven:''' ComicBook/DoktorSleepless!
->'''Insano:''' Okay, I guess we'll go with that one, but Yes! As soon as my mind-slave Andrew Dickman takes over the scribbles of all your internet series, I shall rule the world! [''Maniacal Laughter'']
->'''Marobot:''' What? No, no I don't want to talk to Snowflame... No-no don't put on Sn- [''sigh''] Hello Snowflame... yes, I know you like cocaine... who doesn't?"
->'''Narrator:''' And now, the conclusion...
--> '''-- Mr. T #2 Review'''

->Allow me to share a revelation I've had. For all of his bluster about [[CatchPhrase "With great power comes great responsibility,"]] Peter Parker is one of the most irresponsible superheroes ever. [[AesopAmnesia He never learns from his mistakes.]] [[ItsAllAboutMe Never takes into consideration how his life as Spider-Man affects everybody else.]]

->Now some would say that's the core concept of the character: [[BecomingTheMask the constant struggle between the mask and the man.]] But he never actually gives any consideration to the man, preferring to make excuses about it. He disappoints people around him all the time because "something more important" was happening as Spider-Man." But instead of trying to find ways to balance his two lives properly, he will go out of his way to make excuses and just be sad that being Spider-Man hurt his personal life. If he places more importance on being Spider-Man, [[ItsNotYouItsMyEnemies then he should distance himself from relationships that would hurt that.]] If he places more emphasis on being Peter Parker, [[RefusalOfTheCall he needs to sacrifice his time as Spider-Man.]]

->Now, that's not always going to be the case for everyone in the real world. But Peter never actually changes as a result of his actions. [[HereWeGoAgain He just makes the same mistakes over and over.]]

->During a storyline called "The Other", when Peter was dying from an untraceable condition (this was also written by [ [[Creator/JMichaelStraczynski the author of]] "One More Day"], by the way), he admits that [[WhatAnIdiot he doesn't even have life insurance.]] Peter has never made a plan about what would happen to his family if he were killed by a supervillain. He's never thought about the repercussions of his life if he should be maimed or killed while wearing the costume, to his wife or to his ''constantly dying aunt!''

->In a recent issue of "Avengers Academy", a group of teenage superheroes thought of several ways that he could have capitalized on being Spider-Man without revealing his identity to anyone. Now, admittedly, he was just a young, dumb teenager when he started out and didn't think of those things. But Peter is and has been an adult for ''decades'' now! [[Creator/JoeQuesada Forget about whether you like Spidey being married or not.]] The character himself still seems to operate like he's in high school - never growing up, never seems to recognize adult relationships, and [[WhatTheHellHero never actually taking responsibility for his life and the choices he's made.]] This is one of the reasons I decided to finally review "One More Day". [[DealWithTheDevil The deal with Mephisto]] is symptomatic of a bigger problem for the character and the people who write him: [[NotAllowedToGrowUp the unwillingness for the character to become an adult.]] He's supposed to be roughly twenty-five years old at the time of this story, maybe closer to thirty. And yet he repeatedly approaches his problems like a sixteen year old would, and is never actually prepared to act like a mature adult.

->I've made several jokes in the last two hundred episodes about how Peter Parker's life is an endless spiral of shame and misery, what with his friends and loved ones dying all around him or becoming supervillains because of his life as Spider-Man, ''and I mean it.'' The truth is that if Peter Parker ever cared about taking responsibility for his actions, he would have given up being Spider-Man a long time ago.

->But hey, maybe that's just the reasoning of a jaded individual looking at this stupid-ass comic in hindsight. Of course I don't want Peter Parker to stop being Spider-Man. What I want is for him to be written like a goddamn adult already! [[WritersSuck But the writers]] - [[ExecutiveMeddling and Marvel editorial]] - seem to steadfastly refuse to let that happen. Spider-Man is just escapist fantasy to them. The reason why they don't think there's "drama" in marriage is because marriage is an aspect of real life, and they don't want the escapism of Peter Parker swinging through the air and stopping bad guys being infected with the drama of things that people have to endure in the real world.

->And that's just [[SarcasmMode hilarious]] since Spider-Man is ''supposed'' to be the character who '''[[AdultFear DOES]]''' [[AdultFear face the real life challenges of the world!]] That was what made his character so appealing to begin with: his ability to relate to the reader. But the truth is that the reader has grown up. The reader got married, had kids, has relatives that die, and they have to move on. The reader changed. But Peter Parker has not.

->You know, recently, there was a rumor that Marvel was doing its own reboot to compete with the one DC did last year. They're not, of course, they're just releasing whole bunch of new Number Ones. But you know what? Maybe they should reboot Spider-Man. After all, if the creative teams are unwilling to let him get out of his high school life, ''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion then why the hell isn't he still there?]]''
--> '''One More Day Review Part 1'''

->'''Linkara''': This freaking comic just said that the reason people play video games and enjoy escapist fiction ''is because they're losers who want something more with their lives''! I don't know if it was Creator/JoeQuesada or [[Creator/JMichaelStraczynski JMS]] who wrote this, but considering JMS' body of work concerning speculative fiction ''and'' the fact that issues 3 and 4 of [[ComicBook/OneMoreDay One More Day]] were ''heavily'' rewritten, I think it's fair to assume that Joe Quesada wrote this, in which case, I have something to say...[[SuddenlyShouting YOU INSULTING, PATRONIZING]] '''''[[SuddenlyShouting DICKHEAD]]!''''' How '''[[WhoDares DARE]]''' you! How '''[[WhoDares DARE]]''' you insult video game creators and players! [[{{Hypocrite}} How]] '''[[{{Hypocrite}} DARE]]''' [[{{Hypocrite}} you criticize people for enjoying escapist fiction when FRIGGING SUPERHERO COMICS ARE ESCAPIST FICTION!]]
--> '''One More Day Review Part 2'''

->'''Linkara''': What's that? You want me to make jokes about how useless Aquaman is? Ha ha ha! *deep breath* Aquaman is the king of Atlantis, whose domain pretty much encompasses the entirety of the oceans. He owns seventy percent of the planet. He is super-strong, super-fast, and he can summon Cthulhu to eat your soul if he felt like it. The perception of Aquaman as useless is based on the Superfriends cartoon series, where Aquaman's superpower is that he owns a jet-ski. I don't make fun of Aquaman.
--> '''Brave and the Bold #54'''

->Stood [[TitleDrop Atop the Fourth Wall]]\\
Mocking for y'all\\
Comics appalling\\
Feet strong,\\
Still standing tall\\
Not gonna fall\\
Gonna follow his calling\\
[[ShroudedInMyth Some say]], [[MemeticMutation he is a man]]\\
Just a comic book fan\\
But nobody's certain\\
[[TheHero A champion]]\\
Magic gun in his hand\\
Fighting since it began\\
Until after the Curtain\\
Our magnificent comic defender is here\\
[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast with a name that makes publishers tremble in fear]]\\
Linkara! [[TitleDrop Atop The Fourth Wall]]\\
He knows what to do when the world is in flux\\
Also, he's read your book and he thinks that it sucks\\
Linkara! [[TitleDrop Atop the Fourth Wall]]\\
[[AlternateUniverse From a parallel world,]]\\
[[MadScientist Stepped Doctor Linksano]].\\
They say it's not science,\\
But hey, what do they know?\\
[[HarmlessVillain He's not really a threat]]\\
For a genius, he hasn't accomplished much yet\\
...Unlike some unwelcome gifts\\
That also have managed to slip through the rifts\\
But [[MultiversalConqueror Lord Vyce]], is a thing of the past\\
And it seems [[EvilDoppelganger Mechakara's]] [[KilledOffForReal been finally trashed...]]\\
[[TheEndOrIsIt ...Right?]]\\
When evil, growing like cancer\\
Got Boffo the Clown, and the Ninja-Style Dancer,\\
Linkara, stepped up to the plate\\
Grabbed onto the fate\\
Of the world and defeated the hate\\
Inside 90's kid\\
Doing again what he always did the best...\\
... For that's what he does,\\
All the while burning bad comics because...\\
Our magnificent comic defender is here\\
[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast with a name that makes publishers tremble in fear]]\\
Linkara! [[TitleDrop Atop The Fourth Wall]]\\
He knows what to do when the world is in flux\\
Also, he's read your book and he thinks that it sucks\\
Linkara! [[TitleDrop Atop the Fourth Wall]]\\
[[Wrestling/UltimateWarrior When Destrucity strikes]],\\
He stands in the way,\\
With Harvey Finevoice, Pollo, and Nimue.\\
As both allies and enemies come and go,\\
[[MidReviewSketchShow A changed status quo never disrupts the show]].\\
With shallowness blatant on every page,\\
Expect in return Adamantium Rage.\\
All issues addressed,\\
But his job is not done,\\
There's no day of rest\\
[[CoolStarship Aboard Comicron-1]].\\
Our magnificent comic defender is here\\
[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast with a name that makes publishers tremble in fear]]\\
Linkara! [[TitleDrop Atop The Fourth Wall]]\\
He knows what to do when the world is in flux\\
Also, he's read your book and he thinks that it sucks\\
Linkara! [[TitleDrop Atop the Fourth Wall]]\\
Linkara! WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall!\\
-->'''Vincent E.L.''': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdXtMPkHnqI The Ballad of Linkara]], from the 200th episode and 300th episode.

->''A certain young man, it was noted\\
Went about in the heat thickly coated\\
He said "You may scoff, but I shan't take it off.\\
"For underneath I am horribly bloated."''

-> Boner. Boner boner. Boner boning a boner.\\
Erect penis.
-->'''Linkara''': ''Top 15 Comics I'll Never Review''

->'''Linkara''': Even ''you'' wrote about his refusal to have guns back in ''The Dark Knight Strikes Again''! Next thing you know the bat-cave is gonna have some massive ridiculous chaingun and [''cut to [[FanNickname Bearded Idiot]] with his massive chaingun''] Oh, goddammit!
-->'''All-Star Batman and Robin #5'''

->'''Linkara''': I think by now, you should know how I feel about ''ComicBook/{{Youngblood}}''. In case you don't, it sucks! You can yell until you're blue in the face about how the concept of a proactive superhero team that has merchandising and appears on talk shows and are celebrities and crap is such a wonderful idea, and it's just the execution that fails, but in the end, it doesn't change that ''Youngblood'' sucks! You can tell me about the runs from Creator/AlanMoore or the revived series from 2011, and that's great if they really are good, but it just keeps bringing me back to the question of why the hell anyone would want to do anything with this series when there is so much friggin' baggage with it!! Look, my rant against the ''Comicbook/XMen'' in my "Next 15 Screw-Ups" was [[IWasJustJoking half joking]]. I don't hate the X-Men and there are plenty of bad stories out there that have nothing to do with them, and there are great runs on the X-Men books. But Youngblood is a team that does not deserve all the hard work of creators! It's a bunch of unmemorable ripoff characters, growling and gritting teeth, and saying really stupid things, and squinting and doing over-exaggerated poses and all that crap! Let Youngblood die, already! Just let it die! Creator/RobLiefeld does not deserve [[CreatorWorship the amount of loyalty that he somehow has engendered]]!

->What's that? Rob Liefeld is really enthusiastic about the industry and is really an awesome guy if you know him in person, and loves comics and everything about the medium? Yeah, well, I'm really enthusiastic about the medium, but no one says that I should be drawing comic books!!

->[[WritersSuck Rob Liefeld can't write!]] [[OffModel Rob Liefeld can't draw!]] Rob Liefeld can't create! And don't go telling me about how he created SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} and {{Comicbook/Cable}}! One--he didn't create Deadpool! [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness He created some boring-ass mercenary who spoke in yellow-colored speech bubbles!]] [[MyRealDaddy Nobody would give a damn about him if not for the work of everybody else but him!]] And as for Cable, most of my knowledge of the character comes from [[WesternAnimation/XMen the animated series]], but even if Cable really is all that awesome and iconic a character, well, congratulations. [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative You have found one, all of one character that Rob Liefeld created that's actually good]], except a good creator is capable of making more than just one good character! Liefeld, on the other hand, settles on inventing 60,000 characters, and none of them are good!

->But to cite that Deadpool example again, is he really the one who created him if [[MyRealDaddy everything about the character that people like that was done by others]]? You show me a Rob Liefeld character that people like, and I'll show you the other creators who are responsible for you liking him.

->The point is, companies, stop giving him work! Consumers, stop buying things with his name on it! And my fans, stop telling me about movies that are supposedly being made with his characters! Ooh, a Godyssey movie! I'm sure I'll see that NEVER, because [[DevelopmentHell not a single movie that Rob Liefeld's characters have been developed for has actually ever been made]]! And don't bring up [[FanNickname "Not Deadpool"]] in the [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine Wolverine movie]]! I should not have to explain that again - Deadpool's not really his character, [[InNameOnly that wasn't really Deadpool]], and he wasn't the main character of the damn movie!!
--> '''[[http://youtu.be/acTJdq3sQkA?t=2m17s/ Youngblood #5]]'''

-> [[DecoyLeader Pretenders sit upon my throne]] [[note]]6355431186 798 5964 71 073086[[/note]]
-> [[BackFromTheDead I remember my death]] [[note]]7 93179134 90 63170[[/note]]
-> The world is at [[ArcNumber zero, six, and seven]] [[note]]611 63274 82 13 4165 371 631 83056[[/note]]
-> The Babylonians [[SecretKeeper knew the truth]] [[note]]021 31896516986 5371 512 83021[[/note]]
-> [[ParanoiaFuel I am looking over your shoulder]] [[note]]6 85 8130557 0320 1321 68347118[[/note]]
-> Continue to wait for my [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence ascent]] [[note]]72036240 46 4031 721 18 901090[[/note]]
--> '''The mysterious message from the future'''

-> [[UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt "The only thing to fear... is a giant yellow space bug that might turn you into a mass-murdering psychopath."]]
->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', ''Top 15 Worst Heroes Becoming Villains''

-> You know, I sometimes get asked why ''Film/{{Camelot}}'' of all films is my favorite movie. And the reason is because it actually changed my life, or at least focused my beliefs into something that was a good solid foundation for a personal philosophy. [[ComesGreatResponsibility Those who have power should use it to do good]], that violence is not strength, compassion is not weakness, [[CycleOfRevenge that revenge is utterly pointless]]. Superheroes are basically the equivalent of modern day [[KnightErrant knights errant]], they go out and help people and fight injustices. But a lot of the best superhero comics are the ones not actually about superheroes hitting supervillains or [[LetsYouAndHimFight each other]], anything like that. It's the ones that show that superheroes are about kindness and decency and something far more noble than the adolescent power fantasies that people often critique them as. I think I hate this comic more than any other I've ever reviewed, because it is the complete antithesis of everything I believe in. ''Holy Terror'' says that you should be unkind, it says you shouldn't trust people, it says [[NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished compassion will be repaid with violence]], and [[ViciousCycle that violence can only be answered with more violence]], and that [[MightMakesRight violence is strength]]. That hurting others is not only enjoyable and desirable, but that it should be employed first when dealing with threats. It says that if you have power, [[SmugSuper you should lord that power over others and do harm to them]]. It says that revenge ''is'' a worthy cause. It treats women as either [[DamselInDistress victims]] or enemies, and don't assume Natalie Stack is immune to this criticism, trust me, the book ain't over yet. It tells us we should fear [[AbsoluteXenophobe the other, the foreigner, the dark-skinned, the religion that's not your own]]. And you know what the damndest thing of all is? I am honest to God afraid of terrorism. Terrorism is real. There are people out there who want to kill me either because I'm from a different country or just because they're some angry misanthrope with a gun. That applies to both foreign and domestic terrorists. Terrorism is about making someone so afraid that they'll do what you tell them to. And the [[AnAesop grand message]] of Frank Miller's ''Holy Terror'' is: Be afraid. Be terrified. And let's give in to that fear. And embrace every [[HumansAreBastards dark, sick and inhuman part of our souls]] as a result, and [[HeWhoFightsMonsters do everything to them that they will do to us]]. Frank... [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop you must be so proud]].
-->--'''Linkara''' on why he hates Frank Miller's ''Holy Terror''

-> Let's talk about where I stand on the whole [[SuperRegistrationAct "Pro or anti registration" thing.]] [[TakeAThirdOption I'm... mostly anti-registration, but am completely open to voluntary registration.]] Not necessarily of secret identities, but at least with the government knowing you're out there and who to contact about you. ''Some'' bureaucracy, [[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot but sure as hell not what we get in this event.]] One of the things that came out of this was the 50 State Initiative: each American state having at least one superhero team of their own. The thing is though, as we ended up seeing, ideas like the 50 State Initiative, at their core, were ''not'' about training and accountability, but conscription and militarization. [[ButThouMust If you have superpowers, you]] ''[[ButThouMust will]]'' [[ButThouMust follow this mandate, even if you don't want to use them as a superhero.]] [[OlderThanTheyThink It's the next of kin to the dreaded Mutant Registration act that always hung over the]] ComicBook/XMen. (Ironically, the X-Men were mostly neutral in this conflict because of crap going on in their own books.) Don't get me wrong: collateral damage, both in buildings, and in human casualties, ''is'' a problem. There should be accountability when things go wrong, and hell, there ''should'' be formal training in people's powers. Despite what Vision claimed in [[Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar the movie version of the comic,]] the rise of super powered beings did not mean an escalation of damage: [[Film/TheAvengers2012 the Chitari were going to invade whether there were super humans or not,]] [[Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger HYDRA would still have been a thing,]] [[TheWorldIsAlwaysDoomed etcetera.]] People like the Avengers are not ''trying'' to cause problems. Their presence does not automatically mean there will be collateral damage. ''They're a response to the rising threats.'' These are the people who have been granted incredible gifts [[ComesGreatResponsibility and use them to help people to the best of their abilities]], often times at a sacrifice not others are willing to make. Because the thing is, we already ''have'' a term for beings who have incredible powers beyond the average human, that use their powers without regard for life, property, and the well-being of others: '''Super villains.'' Super ''Heroes'', on the other hand, ''do'' care about collateral damage. They ''do'' feel guilty and traumatized and remorseful for what has happened, but they're not the ones who ''started'' it. Disregard anything your parents ever said about "It not mattering who started it". If that was true, no one would be allowed to defend themselves or others. Superheroes exist for a reason within these universes, because we don't live in [[TakeThat the stupid world of]] Film/ThePurge, [[HumansAreBastards where people just wanna be assholes all the time and hurt others or crap like that.]] [[RousseauWasRight For the most part, people want to help each other, to do good and make the world better.]] That's what superheroes wanna do. But there are some people who are selfish, greedy, misguided, criminally insane, or just sadistic enough and wield power that cannot be stopped by ordinary humans. If they could, there wouldn't be a ''need'' for superheroes... The Registration Act turns these very people, who risked life and limb to save people over and over, into criminals. You are punishing people for trying to do the right thing. Forget about all the stupid, immoral jackassery on display in this event, the real reason that unites these two sides is that they want to be superheroes. They want to help people and to stop the bad guys. But the only thing that the creators did with this comic was [[HeWhoFightsMonsters turn the good guys into the bad guys.]]
-->-- '''Linkara''' on why he hates ComicBook/CivilWar

->The major theme of Lovecraftian Horror is hopelessness. Insignificance. How tiny and unimportant we are in the grand scheme of things, and how, inevitably, we will be destroyed, or consumed, or turned into mindless slaves by beings that we can't even begin to comprehend. I believe in hope. I believe there's always a solution, always a way to beat the bad guys, but these... Outer Gods - these ''things'' - exist to tell us that "no, there is no way to beat things in the end," and I ''cannot'' abide that! All the people we love, all the things we do in life, everything that makes life worth living. . . it's '''''significant,''''' ''goddamit!'' We are all ''important!'' Everything we do is ''so. God. Damn. Important!'' I beat the Entity by tricking it - by convincing it that life was meaningless, and I sure as hell don't believe that! But if the Entity is still alive, or if someone like Vyce becomes it, then we're doomed, because... 'cause there's nothing else that we can do. And the same despair that killed ''it'' will kill ''us.'' And I will ''not'' let that happen. If the Entity is alive - or if Vyce becomes it - then I am gonna be the one to shove a sword through it's face, just so I can get up close enough to scream in their ear that '''''WE! ARE! IMPORTANT!''''' Every one of us is important! Every one of us is important. And I'll do whatever I have to to save us all.
-->-- '''Linkara''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUi1BTpLlEE The Star Wars #5]]

->Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where Yuletide Candles burn\\
Linkara's gonna give you all a present you've not earned\\
Doug Moench, he's not the brightest\\
Creator/FrankMiller, you're off the Nice List\\
If you're a comic writer who misuses a licence, your gift will be returned!\\
Digging through the shelves, for the kind of comic books\\
That would turn Santa's elves, into common crooks.\\
He reads them and he weeps, while down the chimney creeps\\
Bill Jemas with a ComicBook/{{Marville}} Trade to watch him when he sleeps\\
He builds a snowman! *PUNCH!* Now it has a hole!\\
Eight maids-a-milking and a ComicBook/{{Youngblood}} Troll\\
Only one [[Creator/CharlesDickens Dickens]] homage away from going Chestnuts!\\
This Christmas comic sucks!
-->-- '''Vincent E.L.''': The Gunslinger Theme (Christmas Version)

->Welcome to Atop the Lightbulb, [[RunningGag where bad lamps burn out]]\\
Linkara's gonna teach you all, a couple things about\\
Lightbulbs that catch fire\\
Lampshades that also catch fire\\
If you don't like lamps, you're a liar, and you can get the fuck out\\
He's not a lamp! But! [[LampshadeHanging He wears a lampshade!]]\\
He has a magic lamp! Where was it made?\\
Wire! Plugs! That's a Chandelier!\\
[[BlatantLies No! Comics! Here!]]\\
-->-- '''Vincent E.L.''': The Gunslinger Theme ([[WebVideo/ForgetAboutIt SadPanda's version]])