->'''Pit:''' It wasn't cool of you to disappear earlier. After all, this IS our final battle.\\
[[spoiler:'''Hades:''']] Oh, I was just going to make a quick stop to decimate a country or two.\\
'''Pit:''' In the middle of battle? Why would you do that?\\
[[spoiler:'''Viridi:''']] Probably so he could fuel up on souls.\\
[[spoiler:'''Hades:''']] Yes, I was hoping to greet Pitty on top of a mountain of corpses.\\
[[spoiler:'''Hades:''']] But I didn't even get a pile started with him hot on my heels. What a killjoy.\\
'''Palutena:''' Your hunger for destruction is as boundless as it is callous, [[spoiler:Hades.]]\\
'''Pit:''' Plus, a [[LampshadeHanging "mountain of corpses"?]] Seriously?
-->-- ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising''


->'''Son:''' Dad! There's a monster under my bed!\\
'''Dad:''' I told you! There's no such thing! It's 3 AM! Go to sleep!\\
-5 hours later...-\\
'''Dad:''' Son, you're... covered in blood.\\
'''Son:''' The night was unkind, father. They came like storm-woven waves. The blanket was no barrier.\\
I pulled a chair leg from its socket. The nail was razor-sharp. The monsters' backs were hard and scaly, but their eyes were soft as jelly. ''SOFT AS JELLY, FATHER.''\\
I cut them down! Men, women, children! Each retaliation cost me less conscience than the last!\\
When dawn came I stood atop that cairn of corpses! Alive! Alive by God! Alone against the darkness!
-->-- [[https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1587912204-20200426.png Monster Under The Bed]], ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal''
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