->''"He needed killin'"''
-->-- '''Anonymous''', often attributed to a witness to the murder of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_McElroy Ken McElroy]].

->''"Well, he's a sleazebag, so he's gonna die in the next thirty seconds."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]''' on a jerk in ''Film/{{Cobra}}''

->''"[[ShutUpHannibal When I kill, it is on the specific orders of my Government.]] [[PayEvilUntoEvil And those I kill are themselves killers.]]"''
-->-- '''Film/JamesBond''', ''Film/TheManWithTheGoldenGun''

->''"Waiting for that? Because it's all you deserve."''
-->--'''Lucy''' after [[OffWithHisHead decapitating]] [[AttemptedRape Yu Kakuzawa]], ''Manga/ElfenLied''

->''"I -- I know it's wrong, but I'm liking our killer better than our victim."''
-->-- '''Lance Sweets''', ''Series/{{Bones}}''

->''"They had it coming!\\
They had it coming!\\
They had it coming all along!\\
I didn't do it,\\
But if I'd done it\\
How could you tell me that I was wrong?"''
-->-- "The Cell Block Tango", ''Theatre/{{Chicago}}''

->'''Tenkaichi:''' "However, going on the behaviour of Jirou last night it was almost like he was yelling: "Hey! I'm about to be murdered!" I couldn't bear to watch."
->'''Banzo:''' "When a frivolous tight wad shows up before a great detective, nine out of ten times he's going to die."
-->--''Literature/TheConditionsOfGreatDetectives''

->''"So I started asking myself who would want to take these guys out. And you know the first person that came to mind? Me."''
-->-- '''Debra Morgan''', ''Series/{{Dexter}}''

->''"And it turns out he was a missing person that nobody missed at all."''
-->--'''The Dixie Chicks''', "Goodbye, Earl"

->'''Chief Wyatt Rash:''' Tell me something Cubby, you notice anything odd lately?
->'''Cubby:''' You mean other than the fact that no one seems to care about this woman's death?
->'''Chief Wyatt Rash:''' Along those lines.
->'''Cubby:''' Hell Wyatt, I've seen people more upset over losing change in a candy machine.
-->-- ''DrowningMona''

->''"I hope at least they were jerks."''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/{{Half-Life}} Gordon Freeman]]''', '''''Machinima/FreemansMind''''', after accidentally killing two guys.

->''"Let's face it, Captain. Killing Jensen was a public service."''
-->--'''Detective Stabler''', ''LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit''

->''"Yeah, you're special! But don't be bossy! If you keep it up, you'll end up like that guy in that movie who bossed people around, and then zombies ate him. He deserved it!"''
-->-- '''Lilo''', ''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitchTheSeries'', "627"

->''"If you wanna be profound,''
->''And you really gotta justify,''
->''Take a breath and look around,''
->''A lot of folks deserve to die!"''
-->-- '''Audrey II''', ''Theatre/LittleShopOfHorrors''

->''"Hostages only work if your enemy cares if they live."''
-->-- '''Commander Shepard''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->''"If you're gonna spend all that time setting up some douchebag, he needs to die horribly."''
-->-- '''MikeMattei''' on ''{{Python}}''

->''Have you heard the news that you're dead?''
->''No one ever had much nice to say / I think they never liked you anyway''
-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORsFFjt1x6Q&list=FLM2CFpnQLwo2DUJ6zebbNmA&index=10&feature=plpp_video "Dead"]]''', ''MyChemicalRomance''

->''"A man well hated, and in so short a space."
-->-- '''Hugh Beringar''', ''[[Literature/BrotherCadfael The Raven in the Foregate]]'', which turns out to be a subversion as [[spoiler:it was not murder but divine judgment]].

->''"I do wish we could chat longer, but [[ImAHumanitarian I'm having an old friend for dinner]]."''
-->-- '''Hannibal Lecter''', ''SilenceOfTheLambs''

->''"I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad."''
-->-- '''Marv''', ''ComicBook/SinCity'', "The Hard Goodbye"

->''My doctor recommends [[ImAHumanitarian a diet]] high in questionable moral fiber! It aids digestion!''
-->-- '''Aylee''', ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance''

->''"''Yes,'' they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in Hell!"''
-->-- '''Carl Lee Hailey''', ''ATimeToKill''

->''"I know who [[TheAce he]] is... [...] He's dead as a doorknob and to be perfectly honest, that jerk had what was coming to him. [[KarmicDeath I hope it was painful]]."''
-->-- '''Cruise Control''', ''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm''

->''"Obviously I don't like the idea that even someone as despicable as him could get knifed in a prison yard. But I can't say I'm terrible sorry it happened."''
-->--[[http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1876&dat=19950421&id=SNUpAAAAIBAJ&sjid=T88EAAAAIBAJ&pg=5748,934014 Abe Laeser]], prosecutor, about Charlie Street's murder in death row.

->'''Public service murder''' ''n.'': the killing of a person who is perceived to be bad for a community or society.
-->--[[http://www.waywordradio.org/public_service_murder/ Double-Tongued Dictionary]]

->''Well, I can't take pity on [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil men of his kind]]\\
Even though [[PrisonRape he now takes it]] [[LaserGuidedKarma in the behind]]''
-->--'''Sublime''', "[[http://www.metrolyrics.com/date-rape-lyrics-sublime.html Date Rape]]"

->''"What a pity. But still, they weren't very nice."''
-->--{{Disney}}'s version of ''The Little House''

->''"Ah, quel animal! I cannot, cannot regret that he is dead!''"
-->--'''M. Bouc''', ''Literature/MurderOnTheOrientExpress''

->''I don't think the dude deserved it or anything. I don't wish harm on stupid people or rejoice in the harm that comes upon them. But I've searched all over for a way to feel bad for him, and I just can't find it.''
-->--'''[[Website/{{Cracked}} Robert Brockway]]''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-awful-stories-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-probably-will_p2/ 5 Awful Stories You Shouldn't Laugh At, but Probably Will]]''

->''"If you searched into the lives of some of these victims, you would find out that they they, themselves were the cause of their very deaths. In those cases, the so-called "victim", at some earlier time played some part in the creation of their "killer"''
-->--''JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac''

->''No-one wept for Billington-Smith. No-one mourned his passing. During the weekend he had given everyone in his family cause to wish him dead.''
-->--Blurb for ''The Unfinished Clue'' by GeorgetteHeyer

->'''[[LoisLane Lois]]''': But who'd want to destroy [[LexLuthor Luthor]]?
->''([[{{Superman}} Clark]] stares)''
->'''Lois''': Well, yeah. But who'd be crazy enough to try?
-->--''SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', "[[Recap/SupermanTheAnimatedSeriesS2E14GhostInTheMachine Ghost in the Machine]]"
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