->''"You better start talking, because in five seconds I'm going to put MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS! Then we'll BOTH have to go to a SPECIAL HOSPITAL! Feet up the ass are like arrows, son, you can't just PULL 'em out! They'll have to push my whole body out through your mouth!"''
-->--'''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Saxton Hale]]'''

->''"Maybe if the game is like, you know, VideoGame/WarioWare--Shoveupyoownassgame, yeah, I don't know if there are any minigames where you have to, you know, shove it up your ass"''
-->-- '''Chad Wardenn'''

->''"Take [this/that] [noun]... SHIIIIIIIIINE it up reeeeeeal nice... turn that sumbitch sideways, and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!"''
-->-- '''[[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]]'''

->'''George:''' You want us to clean out your nose with this?\\
'''Fred:''' Or anywhere really, we're not fussy about where we stick it.
-->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix''

->''"Just to make sure you don't call me, I'm gonna stick your phone where you'll have an awfully hard time dialing it!"''
-->-- '''[[UnfortunateNames Harry Sachz]]''', ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead''

->"''You don't move and your head is going up '''his''' ass.''"
-->-- '''Film/{{Hancock}}''', who makes good on his threat.

->''"Film/{{Hancock}} defeats people by putting them up other people's asses! That better happen in the new [[Film/TheDarkKnight Dark Knight]] movie! The Joker will be like "I am going to kill everyone!" and Batman will be like "You are going inside an ass!" Bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo-splut! THE END!''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester A. Bum]]'''

->"''I'm gonna fuckin' shove these games up your ass!''"
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''

->'''Medical student:''' What's the weirdest thing you've taken out of someone's rectum?\\
'''Dr. Carter:''' Um... bowling trophy.
-->-- ''Series/{{ER}}''

->'''[[TheGunslinger Erron Black]]''': Girls with guns, always hot.\\
'''[[DrillSergeantNasty Sonya Blade]]''': I'll shove 'em up your ass and fire.\\
'''Erron Black''': …almost always hot.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX''

->''"Get out of my way or I'll break your sword in half and feed it to you at both ends."''
-->-- '''[[PlayerCharacter The Watcher]]''', ''VideoGame/PillarsOfEternity''

->''When I've knocked you out with all my bab''\\
''I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!''\\
''(Your butt?) My butt! (Your butt!?) That's right, my butt! ([[{{Squick}} Ugh!]]) My butt! (Ugh!) My BUUUUUUUUUUTT!''
-->-- '''The Great Mighty Poo''' (with participation from '''Conker'''), ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay''

->'''Kellogg:''' Nurse Graves?\\
'''Graves:''' Yes, Doctor?\\
'''Kellogg:''' Take Mister Lightbody immediately to the [[MaximumFunChamber yogurt room]] and give him fifteen gallons.\\
'''Lightbody:''' Oh no, no! I can't eat fifteen gallons of yogurt.\\
'''Kellogg:''' Oh, it's not going in that end, Mr. Lightbody!
-->-- '''Film/TheRoadToWellville'''

->'''Captain Jack:''' Now, hold on, ladies! I don't want to have to shoot either one of you.\\
'''[[Series/WhatNotToWear Trine-e]]:''' But you're unarmed!\\
'''[[Series/WhatNotToWear Zu-zana]]:''' You're ''naked!''\\
''(Captain Jack produces a small hand weapon from [[HammerSpace literally out of nowhere]])''\\
'''Zu-zana:''' But... that's a Compact Laser Deluxe!\\
'''Trine-e:''' ''Where'' were you hiding that?!\\
'''Captain Jack:''' [[YouDoNotWantToKnow You]] ''[[YouDoNotWantToKnow really]]'' [[YouDoNotWantToKnow don't wanna know!]]
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', ''Bad Wolf''

-> '''[[OnlySaneMan Bain]]:''' Uh, what sort of noise are we listening for?\\
'''[[WeirdnessMagnet Vlad]]:''' The kind of noise you'd expect from a goat with five pounds of coke buried in its shitpipe!
-->-- ''VideoGame/PAYDAY2'', ''VideoGame/GoatSimulator''

->'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' So, Critic, what do you want me to do with [[WebVideo/SuburbanKnights this movie?]]\\
'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Stick it up your ass.\\
'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' Alright.\\
'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' [[ProductPlacement And for everyone else watching, be sure to visit theawesomestore.com, so that you can not only get that DVD, but other DVDs, to stick up your ass!]]\\
'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' Really? You're just gonna start doing commercials in the middle of reviews now?\\
'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Well, it was either that or another midroll.
-->-- '''''Phelous''' and '''NC's''' joint review of [[Film/ChildsPlay Child's Play 2]]''

->'''Henchman 24:''' You're not a Venture brother. Who the hell are you?\\
'''Dermott:''' I'm Hank's friend.\\
'''Henchman 24:''' Yeah, I doubt that.\\
'''Dermott:''' Would you believe I'm Brock Samson's long-lost son?\\
'''Henchman 24:''' If that were true, I don't think I would have caught you so easily.\\
'''Dermott:''' I couldn't run because I got a lighter up my ass.\\
'''Henchman 24:''' Okay, ''now'' I believe you're Hank's friend.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', "Tears of a Sea Cow"

->'''Sparks:''' ''(when asked about his punishment in hell)'' Ass full of red hot coals.\\
'''Murphy:''' Ass full of red hot coals. Your, eh, ''entire'' ass? Just packed full of red hot coals?\\
'''Sparks:''' Right to the rim, baby.\\
'''Murphy:''' ''(sighs)'' You lucky bastard.
-->--''WesternAnimation/Sealab2021'', "The Policy"

->'''Black Canary:''' Gonna shove my fist up your…
->'''Brainiac:''' [[LampshadeHanging Humans are]] ''[[LampshadeHanging obsessed]]'' [[LampshadeHanging with scatology!]]

-->-- '''Emet''', ''VideoGame/{{Evolve}}''

->"Have you ''got'' ten dollars?"
->"I do," he said quietly.
->A long time after, I discovered that he had better than five hundred. He had brought it in with him. When they check you in at [[HellholePrison this hotel]], one of [[WardensAreEvil the bellhops]] is obliged to [[CreepyPhysical bend you over and take a look up your works]] - but there are a lot of works and, not to put too fine a point on it, a man who is really determined can get a fairly large item quite a ways up them - far enough to be out of sight, unless the bellhop you happen to draw is in the mood to pull on a rubber glove and go prospecting.
-->--''[[Literature/DifferentSeasons Rita Hayworth And The Shawshank Redemption]]''

->''I have a question, mother.'' Why does this chair have no seat?! And ''what...'' IS IN HIS '' ''' ASS?! '' '''
-->--'''Sterling Archer,''' ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}},'' "[[Recap/ArcherS3E8LoScandalo Lo Scandolo]]"

->''"Will It Fit?" is a trick question. It ''always'' fits!''
-->-- '''Will It Fit? Host''', ''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob'' review of ''Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit? Part Two''

->''The human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic. I had four Rubik's Cubes jammed up there one day on a bet with Brian Dennehy when a heroin-crazed Rodney Allen Rippy burst into my trailer and punched me right in the solar plexus. I shat out all four cubes and damned if they didn't emerge solved.''
-->-- '''Creator/PattonOswalt''', doing an impression of Robert Evans