->''"Maybe if the game is like, you know, WarioWare--Shoveupyoownassgame, yeah, I don't know if there are any minigames where you have to, you know, shove it up your ass"''
-->-- '''Chad Wardenn'''

->''"Take [this/that] [noun]... SHIIIIIIIIINE it up reeeeeeal nice... turn that sumbitch sideways, and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!"''
-->-- '''[[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]]'''

->'''George''': You want us to clean out your nose with this?\\
'''Fred''': Or anywhere really, we're not fussy about where we stick it.
-->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix''

->''"Just to make sure you don't call me, I'm gonna stick your phone where you'll have an awfully hard time dialing it!"''
-->--'''[[UnfortunateNames Harry Sachz]]'''. ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead''

->"''You don't move and your head is going up '''his''' ass.''"
-->-- '''Film/{{Hancock}}''', who makes good on his threat.

->''"Film/{{Hancock}} defeats people by putting them up other people's asses! That better happen in the new [[Film/TheDarkKnight Dark Knight]] movie! The Joker will be like "I am going to kill everyone!" and Batman will be like "You are going inside an ass!" Bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo-splut! THE END!''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester A. Bum]]'''

->"''I'm gonna fuckin' shove these games up your ass!''"
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''

->'''Medical student:''' What's the weirdest thing you've taken out of someone's rectum?
->'''Dr. Carter:''' Um... bowling trophy.
-->-- '''Series/{{ER}}'''

->'''[[TheGunslinger Erron Black]]''': Girls with guns, always hot.\\
'''[[DrillSergeantNasty Sonya Blade]]''': I'll shove 'em up your ass and fire.\\
'''Erron Black''': …almost always hot.

->''"Get out of my way or I'll break your sword in half and feed it to you at both ends."''
-->-- '''[[PlayerCharacter The Watcher]]''', ''VideoGame/PillarsOfEternity''

->''When I've knocked you out with all my bab''\\
''I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!''\\
''(Your butt?) My butt! (Your butt!?) That's right, my butt! ([[{{Squick}} Ugh!]]) My butt! (Ugh!) My BUUUUUUUUUUTT!''
-->--'''The Great Mighty Poo''' (with participation from '''Conker'''), ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay''

-> '''Kellogg:''' Nurse Graves?
-> '''Graves:''' Yes Doctor?
-> '''Kellogg:''' Take Mister Lightbody immediately to the [[MaximumFunChamber yogurt room]] and give him fifteen gallons.
-> '''Lightbody''': Oh no, no. I can't eat fifteen gallons of yogurt.
-> '''Kellogg:''' Oh it's not going in that end, Mr. Lightbody!

-> '''Robot [[WhatNotToWear Triny & Susanna]]''': But that's a Sonic Blaster 5000. Where on earth were you hiding that?
-> '''Naked!Captain Jack''': You REALLY don't want to know...
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', ''Bad Wolf''

-> '''[[OnlySaneMan Bain:]]''' Uh, what sort of noise are we listening for?
-> '''[[WeirdnessMagnet Vlad:]]''' The kind of noise you expect a goat with five pounds of coke shoved up it's shitpipe!
-->-- ''VideoGame/PAYDAY2'', ''VideoGame/GoatSimulator''

-> '''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' So, Critic, what do you want me to do with [[WebVideo/SuburbanKnights this movie?]]
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Stick it up your ass.
-> '''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' Alright.
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' [[ProductPlacement And for everyone else watching, be sure to visit theawesomestore.com, so that you can not only get that DVD, but other DVDs, to stick up your ass!]]
-> '''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' Really? You're just gonna start doing commercials in the middle of reviews now?
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Well, it was either that or another midroll.
-->-- '''''Phelous''' and '''NC's''' joint review of [[Film/ChildsPlay Child's Play 2]]''