->''"I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years."''
-->-- '''Captain Koons''', ''Film/PulpFiction''

->''"Maybe if the game is like, you know, WarioWare - Shoveupyoownassgame, yeah, I don't know if there are any minigames where you have to, you know, shove it up your ass"''
-->-- '''Chad Wardenn'''

->''"Take [this/that] [noun]... SHIIIIIIIIINE it up reeeeeeal nice... turn that sumbitch sideways, and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!"''
-->-- '''[[DwayneJohnson The Rock]]'''

->"''You don't move and your head is going up '''his''' ass.''"
-->-- '''Film/{{Hancock}}''', who makes good on his threat.

->''"Film/{{Hancock}} defeats people by putting them up other people's asses! That better happen in the new [[Film/TheDarkKnight Dark Knight]] movie! The Joker will be like "I am going to kill everyone!" and Batman will be like "You are going inside an ass!" Bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo-splut! THE END!''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester A. Bum]]

->"''I'm gonna fuckin' shove these games up your ass!''"
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''

->'''Medical student:''' What's the weirdest thing you've taken out of someone's rectum?
->'''Dr. Carter:''' Um... bowling trophy.
-->-- ''Series/{{ER}}''