[[folder: Anime and Manga ]]

->"Now that I think about it, I had a twin older sister...!"\\
"You had an older sister... that's a bit of a sudden statement."\\\
''Even though this is a parody, this is too much. It's no fun if you don't lay down any groundwork or foreshadowing.''
-->-- ''[[VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}} Kagetsu Tohya]]'', ("Imogirisou")

->"Think about it! What you've done is utterly ridiculous! And that's saying something in a world where people can make water dragons using sign language!"
-->-- '''Deidara''' in this ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' [[http://sractheninja.deviantart.com/gallery/171163?offset=24#/d11o4sm fan comic strip]], about the infamous "Great Snake Escape".


[[folder: Film--Live-Action ]]

->"Here the story should really end, for, in real life, the forlorn old man would have little to look forward to but death. The author took pity on him and has provided a quite improbable epilogue."
-->-- Only text displayed in the silent film ''The Last Laugh'' (''Der letzte Mann'').


[[folder: Live-action TV ]]

->'''George''': What about my ankle monitor?\\
'''Fake Kidnapper''': We have an ''ankle monitor deactivator!''\\
'''George''': Oh, good. See, I've been meaning to get one of those.
-->-- ''Series/{{Arrested Development}}''


[[folder: Web Original ]]

->'Support character was evil all along' does NOT constitute 'character development.' What that is is 'arse pull.'
-->--'''Creator/BenCroshaw''', [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/6400-Silent-Hill-2.2 "Thou Shalt Set Up Plot Twists Appropriately"]]

->It’s just a series of disjointed plot points. It feels like somebody describing an idea to you. Eli and Psycho Mantis hijack Metal Gear from the base and fly off with it? Okay, I suppose that happens. I mean, I saw it happening on the screen. But I couldn’t care less, and I didn’t feel a damn thing when it happened. And by the looks of it, [[CutsceneIncompetence neither does Big Boss or anyone else!]] They just stands there with their thumbs up their asses, even though they command the greatest private army in the world.
-->--'''[[http://metagearsolid.org/2015/09/review-metal-gear-solid-v-the-phantom-pain/2/ Terry Wolfe]]''' on ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain''

->It's like [[WireFu wire work]] for plot. [[SpecialEffectsFailure Bad wire work.]]
-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep13 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Vengeance")

->'''David''': I guess this mirrors the thing with ComicBook/JimmyOlsen -- are you aware of this? That Jimmy used to be on the show, and they killed him off?\\
'''Chris''': I’d heard that.\\
'''David''': And then they cut to [[StatusQuoIsGod his little cousin Jimmy Olsen]] a few states away?\\
'''Chris''': Okay, ''that'' part I was not aware of.\\
'''David''': Yeah. ''That Happened.''
-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-shield-recap-review/?trackback=tsmclip on]] ''Smallville'' ("Shield")

->It's not so much timey-whimey as it is bullshit-woolshit.
-->-- '''[[http://www.flickfilosopher.com/2011/08/doctor-who-blogging-lets-kill-hitler.html MaryAnn Johanson]]''' on [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS32E8LetsKillHitler}} "Let's Kill Hitler"]]

->When asked to account for himself Ianto goes on a tirade about clearing up their shit and nobody asking anything about his life -- what the hell? ''[[GoingPostal This]]'' is how you get some attention?
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/cyberwoman-written-chris-chibnall-and.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''{{Series/Torchwood}}'', [[{{Recap/TorchwoodS1E4Cyberwoman}} "Cyberwoman"]]

->'''Matt:''' “Mortal Kombat cannot be won by treachery.” They’re just [[MovingTheGoalposts making this s**t up!]]\\
'''Chris''': I almost [[RootingForTheEmpire feel bad for Shang Tsung]] at this point. You know they were like “Okay, if you win this tournament you can invade Earth” and then he did and they were like “oh sorry, we meant if you win it… ten times?”\\
'''Matt''': He’s a victim of bureaucracy, man.
-->--Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-mortal-kombat-1995-part-two/ on]] ''Film/MortalKombat''


[[folder: Web Video ]]

->Janette comes back, and it turns out she's mortal? When she left, she fell in love with a human. They made love, and she started to feed on him--but she stopped, and his blood... [[ThePowerOfLove warmed her heart?]] I-I guess? Her heart grew three sizes that day. Like a sexy Grinch.
-->--'''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Series/ForeverKnight'', "The Human Factor"

->'''Pat:''' Our mysterious whispering immortal and his band of merry men find Connor and other immortals strapped to these tables underground. He seeks out Connor, then--takes all their heads?! Wait, t-t-this is ''[[PlaceOfProtection holy ground]]'', right? '''[[FandomBerserkButton HE CAN'T DO THAT!]]'''\\
'''Spoony:''' He just did.\\
'''Pat:''' ''(whining)'' But he ''can't!''\\
'''Spoony:''' ''(admiringly)'' You heard the man! He "[[HandWave doesn't care about the rules!]]"\\
'''Pat:''' That's not how it works! Are you ''sure'' it's holy ground?!\\
'''Spoony:''' Well, it has to be; there's [[BadassPreacher monks with machine guns]] running around.\\
'''Pat:''' Ah, I guess you're right. That makes se--[[DoubleTake HUH???]]
-->--[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]] and PatTheNESPunk watch ''{{Franchise/Highlander}}: Endgame''

->''"So, lemme see if I understand this: Prometheus said he didn't know who the Shade was, but apparently the device he had planted was specifically designed to counteract his powers. [[DeusExMachina What a convenient device!]] Oh, and the super-duper-maxi-extreme-ultra devices [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands can counteract the magic of the REAL Captain Marvel too.]] Look, there's smart villains, clever planning, and then there's just pulling crap outta your ass!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', talking about ''ComicBook/JusticeLeagueCryForJustice''