->Alice: "So, why are you out here?"\\
Bob: [[ExpospeakGag "'Irreconcilable theo-philosophical differences with society at large.'"]]\\
Alice: "Heresy!"\\
Bob: "If you want to be vulgar about it, then yes, heresy."

->'''Mission President''': What's going on here is that you have all brought ridicule down onto the Latter-Day Saints.\\
'''Nabulungi''': But we are all Latter-Day Saints now, right?\\
'''Mission President''': You and your people are about as far from being Latter-Day Saints as it gets. ''You all are!''
-->-- ''Theatre/TheBookOfMormon''

->'''Sammy Sosa''': I had given up hitting home runs for Lent, so I had to wait until Hot Mr. Easter had eaten Tall Jesus and banished Sexual Jesus to a canyon so that the tyranny of the Jesus brothers could end and Lent would be over. Only then could I start hitting home runs.\\
'''Kerry Wood''': I once asked Sammy what he thought the story of Easter was, and the nine-hour story he told me gives me nightmares to this day, and is entirely unrepeatable.
-->-- '''Website/{{Clickhole}}''', ''[[http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-history-1998-major-league-baseball-home-run-c-4441 An Oral History Of The 1998 Major League Baseball Home Run Chase]]''