->''"England? Dunno where that is, but at least you speak English."''
-->-- '''[[UsefulNotes/AustralianPolitics Pauline Hanson]]''', ''How Green Was My Cactus''

->'''Marge:''' ''It took the class a half an hour just to locate Canada on the map!''
->'''Homer:''' ''Oh anyone can miss Canada, a little country way down there.''
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->'''Calvin:''' ''Hmm... If I remember my atlas, we live in a big, purple country.''
->'''Hobbes:''' ''And our house is by the giant E in the word "States".''
-->--''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' [[http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2009/11/13 returning home from their trip to Mars.]]

->''"I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian!"''
-->--'''Chingy''', ''Balla Baby.''

->'''Sam:''' ''Well, here we are in the Philippines.''
->'''Max:''' ''Drawn without reference material, apparently.''
-->-- ''Franchise/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice''

-> It was Easter Morning in the town that Calvin and Hobbes live in.
-> Is it Easter Morning where you are?
-> Probably not, but go ahead and watch the show anyway.
-->-- ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', "Eggs for Calvin!"

->'''Father''': Will you look at that snow? Never got that in California.
->'''Rowdy''': (''frowns, cues a picture of a snowy landscape captioned "Fresno, California"'') That's Hollywood for you, thinking that California doesn't go any farther north than Bakersfield.
-->-- ''WebVideo/TVTrash'', "Film/HomeAlone 5"
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