->'''Frylock:''' Oh my god, that's no ordinary sandwich, Shake!
->'''Master Shake:''' Oh my god, oh my... do you ''ever'' have anything good to say? It's a free sandwich!
->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre! Baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chickens, forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman! Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow! Layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!''
->'''Frylock:''' See... told ya.
->'''Master Shake:''' I tasted mustard.
->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''Yeah... Dijon mustard.''
->'''Master Shake:''' How come no bacon?
->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''Bacon is extra!''
->'''Master Shake:''' You call this a sandwich and you don't even have bacon on it?
->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil! ... And lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'', "Broodwich"

->'''''Southern Winter Jacket''''': ''Armor made of [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Ezroch's]] hide. It's said that Ezroch's hide is imbued with energy, granting power. However, equipping this item too long may enrage the wearer, [[SelfDestructiveCharge resulting in self-destruction]].''
-->--Item fluff from ''{{Vindictus}}''

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