->''"Following standard JRPG logic, [[TheHero that guy]] has ''no'' armor, and is therefore the most powerful person in the world."''
-->--'''''{{Unskippable}}''''': on '''''[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/1972-Arc-Rise-Fantasia Arc Rise Fantasia]]'''''

->''"Uuh, this papier-mache armor is useless!"''
-->-- '''Hapless Fire Nation soldier''', '''''WebVideo/AvatarTheAbridgedSeries'''''

->''"Guys in full plate armor think they are soooo tough until you push them down a hill."''
-->-- '''[[Webcomic/TheFancyAdventuresOfJackCannon Max Facepuncher]]''', on Twitter, describes one of the biggest drawbacks of heavy armor: [[CaptainObvious It's very heavy.]]

->''"Little does he realize that I have on my [[AmbiguousSyntax disintegration-proof]] vest! You may fire when ready, [[{{Pun}} Grisly]]!"''
-->-- '''Duck Dodgers'''[[note]][[TemptingFate about to provide a graphic example of this trope]]. The vest is disintegration-proof. It does not ''protect its wearer'' from disintegration. Being a cartoon, Dodgers recovers in short order.[[/note]], ''WesternAnimation/DuckDodgersInTheTwentyFourthAndAHalfCentury''

->''"Hopefully those guards have good armor... No they don't. Maybe they do...? They don't."''
-->-- '''Creator/{{Tobuscus}}''' as [[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII Ezio]] kills four guards in plate armor with one shot each

->''"This [[TitleDrop armor is useless]], why do we even wear it?!"''
-->-- '''Imperial stormtrooper''' (upon having his armor pierced by [[RockBeatsLaser arrows]]), ''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuyPresentsLaughItUpFuzzball Family Guy: It's a Trap!]]''

->''"Your friend is dead, and Meryn Trant's not. Because Trant had armor, and a big f**king sword."''
-->-- '''The Hound''', '''Series/GameOfThrones'''

->''"The goggles! They do nothing!"''
-->-- '''Rainer Wolfcastle''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

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