->''"Explanations exist; they have existed for all time; there is always a well-known solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and wrong."''
-->--'''HLMencken''', 1917

->''"As a rule, people in movies haven't ever seen a movie. They're not equipped to deal with anything strange. Now, if you or I [[{{Film/Terminator}} saw a naked man drop through a hole in reality and walk through 50 bullets to put his fist through our stomach]], we'd die knowing that we've made a robot from the future very happy. A guy in a movie, though, he has no idea what happened. He'll use his dying words to argue [[AgentScully how robots don't exist]], and even if they did, [[InsaneTrollLogic they wouldn't be able to smile!]]"''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-great-occupations-for-horribly-stupid-people/ "7 Great Occupations For Horribly Stupid People"]]

->'''Matt''': Despite the fact they were '''JUST TALKING ABOUT A VAMPIRE ARMY''', [[MichelleRodriguez (Michelle) Rodriguez]] suggests they’ve “wasted enough time on fairy tales.”\\
'''Chris''': She’s pretty skeptical for someone who is the actual daughter of a vampire and literally kills monsters for a living.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-bloodrayne-2005-part-one/ on]] ''{{Film/Bloodrayne}}''

->''"Oh, sorry, did we forget to mention that the most rational response in the whole movie to millions of people suddenly vanishing is definitely that guy trying to jump out of the airplane at 30,000 feet to go look for them? Nobody else seems to care much, and they certainly don't remember word one from the Bible about any of this; even the goddamn preacher who likes to get into shouting matches with the Almighty needs a fucking mail-order '[[ExpositionDump So You've Been Left Behind]]' infomercial VHS tape to figure it out."''
-->--'''''SomethingAwful''''' on ''Film/LeftBehind''

->''"This is the only show I know of where apathy is a constant threat."''
-->--'''ObscurusLupa''' on ''{{Charmed}}''

->''"Among your team members is a super-speedster, a living bug-woman, someone with invisible armor, a clone of ComicBook/{{Superman}}, and a guy who can create purple energy constructs!!! What is so unbelievable about being from the future!?!"''
-->-- '''Linkara''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall: The Culling, Part 1: Teen Titans Annual #1''

->'''Gimmick''': No! There is no such thing as a woodsprite!\\
'''Leota''': Oh? And I suppose there's no such thing as [[CoolAirship a big bag of air]] stuck in my tree! But there it is, big as life!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfTeddyRuxpin -- The Airship (book)''

->'''Bruce''': These people believe anything they can't explain is magic.\\
'''Terry''': Naturally, you don't believe in that kind of thing.\\
'''Bruce''': [[SubvertedTrope Of course I do]]. I've [[SeenItAll seen it all]]. Demons, witch-boys, immortals, zombies... But this thing? I don't know, it just feels so... So high-school.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond -- Revenant''

->'''GM''': The ship has a cooling system.\\
'''Obi-Wan''': So where does the heat it generates go? It's a closed system; you can't just magically pump it out into space. We're trying to be realistic, right?\\
'''GM''': Yeah...\\
'''Obi-Wan''': In fact, didn't you say the hull is polished silver? The thermal emissivity of polished metal is—\\
'''GM''': This ship hovers with no visible means of propulsion and travels through hyperspace, and you're worried about the ''air conditioning''?
-->-- ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids''

->''"Oh come on, there's no such thing as '''crop circles'''! What it really was was a ghost. And that dinosaur the principal saw? Ghost dinosaur."''
-->-- '''Random fifth grader''', ''Anime/DigimonTamers''

->'''Peter Hutchings''': An alien? Oh, come on.\\
'''[[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]]''': You're on the moon inside a sentient church, waiting to see if you have any part to play in the rescue of a woman's soul from the clutches of a near-omnipotent being. Broaden your mind.
-->-- ''[[Literature/DoctorWhoNewAdventures Timewyrm: Revelation]]'' by Creator/PaulCornell

->''"Skyrim is now host to [[OurDragonsAreDifferent giant, flying lizards]] and [[CatFolk two-legged cat-men]]... And you're surprised by me? [[TalkingAnimal Yes. I just talked]]. And am continuing to do so."''
-->-- '''Barbas''', literal MoralityPet of [[JackassGenie Clavicus Vile]], ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''

->'''Lynne''': I don't believe in a "sixth sense". It's not scientific!\\
'''Sissel''': ''[[FirstPersonSmartass (Says the ghost...)]]''
-->-- ''VideoGame/GhostTrick''

->'''Antimony''': You see, I ''also'' think [[EmotionlessGirl Jones]] is a robot.\\
'''Kat''': ''Whaaaaa...'' Come on! First off, a human looking robot is called an "android" and second, there is ''no way'' you could make an android that looks ''that'' good.\\
'''Antimony''': We have seen stranger. Remember that [[NoodleIncident cursed teapot]]?\\
'''Kat''': Yeahhhhh... But that was... I don't even ''know'' what ''that'' was about...
-->-- ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt''

->''"Harry was no longer sure, at this point, whether this was the sort of thing he ought to be skeptical about, or the sort of thing he should just take in stride."''
-->-- ''FanFic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality''

->'''Hellboy''': We're being set up for the real deal -- William Grenier.\\
'''Kate Corrigan''': That's crazy! If he was ''ever'' real, he'd be, what, 800 years old?!\\
'''Hellboy''': Now listen to me. How is that any weirder than the stuff you've already seen today? Right?\\
'''Kate Corrigan''': Right...
-->-- ''{{Comicbook/Hellboy}}'': ''The Wolves of Saint August''

->''"I can accept that you are an alien, but come on. meeting an alien who is also a GHOST in my front yard is a bit much to believe."''
-->-- '''John Egbert''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->''"Optimism through stalwart skepticism is a defect not everyone is lucky enough to be cursed with."''
-->-- '''Rose Lalonde''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->'''Light''': You're not going to see a single ghost, not even the tiniest little spirit of a brutally murdered fly, because there are no such things.\\
'''L''': Light-kun is right. Believing in ghosts is like claiming that you own a magical notebook or that you have a pet monster that only eats apples. Don't be ridiculous.
-->-- ''Fanfic/IWontSay'', a ''Manga/DeathNote'' fanfic.

->''"But this is set in the 1930s! Hitler's still alive!"''\\
''A guy has just been brought back to life after dying because he picked the wrong cup as the Holy Grail, and you're worried about historical accuracy?''
-->-- ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'', [[http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/121.html #121 author's commentary]]

->'''Flash''': Let's see, after I caught the gorilla, he told me that...\\
'''Green Lantern''': He talked to you.\\
'''Flash''': Yeah, right after I stopped his car.\\
'''Green Lantern''': I'm supposed to believe this?\\
'''Flash''': Hey, we've both got a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague -- The Brave and the Bold, part 1''

->'''Senator Stampingston''': Dethklok has summoned a troll.\\
'''General Crozier''': That's impossible. There's no such thing as trolls.\\
'''Senator Stampingston''': Then how do you explain the dead unicorns?
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}} -- Dethtroll''

->''"Like all good comic book scientists, Doctor Shark is willing to ignore massive swaths of his own inexplicable universe."''
-->--''Webcomic/TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella''

->''"Funny how I accepted [[{{Literature/TheInvisibleMan}} invisible fellas]] and [[{{Literature/Frankenstein}} mad inventors bringing back the dead]], but I never really believed in [[{{Dracula}} you]]."''
-->-- '''Elijah Snow''', ''ComicBook/{{Planetary}} #13''

->''"I don't believe in ghosts. I know that may sound strange coming from a guy who shoots sparks out of his fingers, but that's what I believe."''
-->-- '''Ned''', ''Series/PushingDaisies''

->''"What? You fought an [[OurVampiresAreDifferent army of vamps]] with [[FunctionalMagic magic]]; you've walked the [[DarkWorld shadow world]] in [[OurSoulsAreDifferent anima form]]; you've talked to [[LivingStatue statues]] and run with [[TheFairFolk fairies]]. So what's so weird about a grown man [[ConsultingMisterPuppet talking to a teddy bear?]]"''
-->-- '''Dragan Dzoavich''', ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->''"I never would have thought that a living skeleton would be such a skeptic."''
-->-- '''Stephanie''', ''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant''

->'''Sam''': Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.\\
'''Dean''': You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!\\
'''Sam''': Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
-->-- ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

->''They're not like the Loch Ness Monster, Dean. Dragons aren't ''real.''''
-->-- '''Bobby''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

->'''Laura Carrot''': You're a talking weed!\\
'''Rumor Weed''': I'm a talking weed, you're a talking carrot. Your point was?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales'', "Larry-Boy and the Rumor Weed"

->'''Hinagiku''': Stop ignoring me! I am totally serious about [[GroundhogDayLoop this day repeating itself!]]\\
'''Momoko''': Don't be stupid, that can't happen.\\
'''Hinagiku''': We're [[MagicalGirl magical transforming girls]] who fight devils with ''love waves'' and take orders from a ''mirror''! I think this is within the realm of possibility here!
-->-- ''WebVideo/WeddingPeachAbridged''

->''"Scully, in six years, how often have I been wrong? No, seriously. Every time I bring you a new case we go through this perfunctory dance; you tell me I'm not scientifically rigorous and I'm off my nut. And then in the end, who turns out to be right 98.9% of the time?"''
-->-- '''Agent Mulder''', ''Series/TheXFiles'', "Field Trip"

->''"You're pretty close-minded for someone who can break the sound barrier in his sneakers."''
-->--'''Artemis''', ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice''

->'''Kakyoin''': By the way, Polnareff.\\
'''Polnareff''': What is it?\\
'''Kakyoin''': You said he's in the world inside the mirror...but there's no world inside the mirror. This isn't fantasy or the Anime version.\\
'''[[EarlyBirdCameo Illuso]]''': Shake my hand at the Pompeii Ruins!\\
'''Polnareff''': Understood, but let's go for now!
-->--''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''

->'' "'Cause the thing is, Doctor, I believe it all now. You opened my eyes. All those amazing things out there, I believe them all. Well, apart from that replica of the Titanic flying over Buckingham Palace on Christmas Day, I mean that's gotta be a hoax."''
-->--'''Donna Noble''', ''Series/DoctorWho''

->'''Dum-Dum Dugan:''' Shoulda known you was one o' those weirdos who believe in the 'bom'nable Snowman.
->'''Gabe Jones:''' Y'know, Dum-Dum, you take the cake. Here we are chasing Godzilla and a zillion-foot tall man-ape and you scoff at something only a few feet bigger than a gorilla.
-->-- ''ComicBook/GodzillaKingOfTheMonsters'' (Creator/MarvelComics)

->'''Myka Bering:''' Cavorite doesn't exist...there's no such thing.\\
'''Peter Lattimer:''' Myka, on [[ArtifactCollectionAgency this job]], there's no such thing as "no such thing."
-->-- ''Series/{{Warehouse 13}}''

->''"Killer monsters that were made through actual science, most likely. Dreams are just thoughts you have while you're sleeping that can be influenced by what was going on around you before you fell asleep. Sorry, but unless I see some proof, I'm just gonna keep rolling with the idea that his dream was influenced by what he saw before he fell asleep."''
-->--'''[[Franchise/AceAttorney Apollo Justice]]''', ''Roleplay/OurAvatarsWereInARoomTogetherTheContinuation''
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