->''"I say, if a novelty Christmas song is funny the first time, it's funny '''every''' time."''
-->-- '''Calvin''', ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->''"If every day were Christmas Day, by some fantastic trick...\\
If every day were Christmas Day, we'd all be bloomin' sick.\\
If every day were Christmas Day, we'd never get our uncle Harold to leave..."''
-->-- '''Eric Idle''', ''Do Not Adjust Your Set''

->''"Here comes Santa, girls and boys\\
So who needs that big red noise?\\
I'll tell him where to leave his toys!\\
I hate Christmas!"''
-->-- '''Oscar the Grouch''', ''Film/ChristmasEveOnSesameStreet''

->''"Santa's comin' and he's gonna kick your ass\\
He's gonna kick your ass\\
He's gonna kick your ass\\
Santa's comin' and he's gonna kick your ass\\
'Cause you've always been a rotten little brat!"''
-->-- '''Music/TheArrogantWorms''', "Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass"

->''"They tried to decorate and make it look more Christmassy\\
But what they did was more like Christmas in hell\\
[[AluminumChristmasTrees They nailed a Santa to a cross in front of everyone]]\\
It wasn't pleasant, but I'm sure they meant well."''
-->-- '''Music/JonathanCoulton''', in a deleted verse from "Chiron Beta Prime"

->''"In department stores, do it just because\\
Pull the whiskers off of the Santy Claus\\
Bite his leg and I run away\\
I'm the angel in the Christmas play!"''
-->-- '''Spike Jones''', "The Angel in the Christmas Play"

->''"One flimsy little Christmas card,\\
Surely,'' that ''can't be too hard!\\
But multiply it a billionfold,\\
And see why Christmas leaves me cold.\\
Christmas... bah, bug and hum!"''
-->-- '''The Postman''', [[WesternAnimation/OliveTheOtherReindeer "Bah, Bug and Hum!"]]

->''"Believing in Santa's all wrong.\\
And Hanukah’s eight nights too long.\\
I hate love. I hate you. I hate me."''
-->-- '''Davey Stone''', ''Davey's Song'', ''WesternAnimation/EightCrazyNights''

->''Got your cookies, got your milk\\
Got my shotgun trained on the chimney\\
Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!\\
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!''
-->-- '''Midnite Riders''', "All I want for Christmas (Is to Kick your Ass)", ''VideoGame/Left4Dead2''

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