->''"It is the wittiest partition that ever I heard discourse, my lord."''
-->-- '''Demetrius''', ''Theatre/AMidsummerNightsDream''

-> ''"DOES'' '''''THIS''''' ''LOOK INANIMATE TO YOU, PUNK?!"''
-->-- '''Audrey II''', ''Theatre/LittleShopOfHorrors''

->'''Woman''' (offscreen): Honey, [[AllWomenLoveShoes do you like my new shoes?]]\\
'''Harold''': You are a chair, darling.\\
'''Chair Woman''' (now in shot): I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!
-->-- WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}}4

->'''Cogsworth''' (a talking clock): Enchanted? Who said anything about the castle being enchanted? ''(to Lumiere)'' It was ''you'', wasn’t it?\\
'''Belle''': I think I figured it out on my own.
-->--''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast''

->''"The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!"''
-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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