->Slippin' rippin' dang fang rotten zarg barg-a-ding dong!
-->-- '''[[NoNameGiven Calvin's dad]] [[http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1987/12/24 dropping a Christmas present on his foot]]''', ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' AH REGGA FREGGA SMELINOLIN MR. KRABS!!! YUGGA HUGGA HOLLIN WALLET!!! ZIBBY MIBBY SPIBB!!! YOLLA HOLLA ''MR. KRABS WALLET!!!!!!!!!!!''
->'''Mrs. Puff:''' "I had no idea [=SpongeBob=] had such a colorful vocabulary..."
-->--''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarepants''

->Hubedeberdeber... We've got to... Today's episode is brought to you by- Dabadabadabadaba... By '''stupid sounds that I make when the game is pissing me off!'''
-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXHMMM6VKGQ#t=2m45s MegaGWolf]]''', ''LetsPlay MonsterWorld IV''

->I like to see an angry Englishman. They are very amusing. The more emotional they feel the less command they have of the language.
-->-- '''Hercule Poirot''', ''MurderOnTheOrientExpress''

->I knew when my father could no longer form a word, [[AbusiveParents I was about to visit a 'gray area']].
-->-- '''Christopher Titus''', ''Neverlution''

->''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEKyi_jhowg DOH! FREAKING PIZZAS!]]''
-->-- '''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}''', after YetAnotherStupidDeath in ''SuperMarioSunshine.''

->'''Girl:''' Did your generation really use [[{{Rickroll}} this]] to troll people? SO lame. Your generation sucked at pranks.\\
'''Dad:''' Did we? I once raised a kid with conditioning so her speech centers shut down when she was upset.\\
'''Girl:''' What? No, you couldn't have bleegle warble yargle arggh!\\
'''Dad:''' Teehee![[note]][[AltText They'll pick music and culture that they know annoys you. Building in behavioral easter eggs is a fair retaliation!]][[/note]]
-->--''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' #537: [[http://xkcd.com/573/ Parental Trolling]]

->FUCK\\
WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE\\
WHY\\
WHY IS THIS A THING\\
I CANT EVEN COGNATE\\
COGNITION IS NOT OCCURRING\\
HRGUHGGFDJKGHLKDFJSGHFUISYGOIDSFHGLKJDFSGKJDFSKGJDFSIERUSGHDFUSGDFLK
-->--'''[[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Karkat]]''' at [[{{Roleplay/Singularity}} Singularity RP]] takes his rage out on an innocent keyboard.

->OH RIGHT, OF COURSE! I BOUNCED ON A SPRING! SILLY ME! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN! '''I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!'''
-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXHMMM6VKGQ#t=2m45s MegaGWolf]]''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQgQwWe0FWg&feature=related Sonic Hack Showcase 3: Sonic Omochao Edition]]''

->You -- oh, you -- oh! Gah! I'm choking on my own rage here!
-->-- '''Moe Syzlak, TheSimpsons'''

->WOULD YOU JUST JUMP! FOR THE LOVE OF BATMAN... JUMP! BILL COSBY... IS ANGRY! STIMPY! I NEED... '''SPACKLE!'''
-->-- LetsPlay/ProtonJon while playing the infamous KaizoMarioWorld.

->''I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed.''
->-- Adult Ralphie's narration as his younger self [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome beats the tar out of Scut Farkus]], ''AChristmasStory''.

->''[[{{Manga/Bleach}} Soi Fon]] ''tried'' to reply, but found that she was so furious that she could not produce coherent words. She instead chose to settle for releasing some extremely angry sounds.''
-->--''FanFic/UninvitedGuests''

->Uh-but-oh. No. ''Nono nooo!'' What is this? Why is this happening to us?!
-->-- '''Torbjörn Västerström''', ''Webcomic/StandStillStaySilent'' p[[http://www.sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=289 page 289]]
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