->Slippin' rippin' dang fang rotten zarg barg-a-ding dong!
-->-- '''[[NoNameGiven Calvin's dad]] [[http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1987/12/24 dropping a Christmas present on his foot]]''', ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' AH REGGA FREGGA SMELINOLIN MR. KRABS!!! YUGGA HUGGA HOLLIN WALLET!!! ZIBBY MIBBY SPIBB!!! YOLLA HOLLA ''MR. KRABS WALLET!!!!!!!!!!!''
->'''Mrs. Puff:''' "I had no idea [=SpongeBob=] had such a colorful vocabulary..."
-->--''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarepants''

->Hubedeberdeber... We've got to... Today's episode is brought to you by- Dabadabadabadaba... By '''stupid sounds that I make when the game is pissing me off!'''
-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXHMMM6VKGQ#t=2m45s MegaGWolf]]''', ''LetsPlay MonsterWorld IV''

->I like to see an angry Englishman. They are very amusing. The more emotional they feel the less command they have of the language.
-->-- '''Hercule Poirot''', ''MurderOnTheOrientExpress''

->I knew when my father could no longer form a word, [[AbusiveParents I was about to visit a 'gray area']].
-->-- '''Christopher Titus''', ''Neverlution''

->''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEKyi_jhowg DOH! FREAKING PIZZAS!]]''
-->-- '''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}''', after YetAnotherStupidDeath in ''SuperMarioSunshine.''

->'''Girl:''' Did your generation really use [[{{Rickroll}} this]] to troll people? SO lame. Your generation sucked at pranks.\\
'''Dad:''' Did we? I once raised a kid with conditioning so her speech centers shut down when she was upset.\\
'''Girl:''' What? No, you couldn't have bleegle warble yargle arggh!\\
'''Dad:''' Teehee![[note]][[AltText They'll pick music and culture that they know annoys you. Building in behavioral easter eggs is a fair retaliation!]][[/note]]
-->--''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' #537: [[http://xkcd.com/573/ Parental Trolling]]

->FUCK\\
WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE\\
WHY\\
WHY IS THIS A THING\\
I CANT EVEN COGNATE\\
COGNITION IS NOT OCCURRING\\
HRGUHGGFDJKGHLKDFJSGHFUISYGOIDSFHGLKJDFSGKJDFSKGJDFSIERUSGHDFUSGDFLK
-->--'''[[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Karkat]]''' at [[{{Roleplay/Singularity}} Singularity RP]] takes his rage out on an innocent keyboard.

->OH RIGHT, OF COURSE! I BOUNCED ON A SPRING! SILLY ME! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN! '''I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!'''
-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXHMMM6VKGQ#t=2m45s MegaGWolf]]''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQgQwWe0FWg&feature=related Sonic Hack Showcase 3: Sonic Omochao Edition]]''

->You -- oh, you -- oh! Gah! I'm choking on my own rage here!
-->-- '''Moe Syzlak, TheSimpsons'''

->WOULD YOU JUST JUMP! FOR THE LOVE OF BATMAN... JUMP! BILL COSBY... IS ANGRY! STIMPY! I NEED... '''SPACKLE!'''
-->-- LetsPlay/ProtonJon while playing the infamous KaizoMarioWorld.

->''I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed.''
->-- Adult Ralphie's narration as his younger self [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome beats the tar out of Scut Farkus]], ''AChristmasStory''.

->''[[{{Manga/Bleach}} Soi Fon]] ''tried'' to reply, but found that she was so furious that she could not produce coherent words. She instead chose to settle for releasing some extremely angry sounds.''
-->--''FanFic/UninvitedGuests''

->Uh-but-oh. No. ''Nono nooo!'' What is this? Why is this happening to us?!
-->-- '''Torbjörn Västerström''', ''Webcomic/StandStillStaySilent'' p[[http://www.sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=289 page 289]]

->''"Pleasant or not, you can't just let baka-Shinji or anyone here see you naked like that."\\
Rei tilted her head to the side by a tiny degree. "I don't mind if Ikari-kun sees me naked."\\
'Oh no you do not, you little blue-haired bitch! He's MINE!' "You can't do that with Shinji! He's... 'MINE! Just for me! Taken! Claimed! In love with me! GAAAAGHH! I can't say any of that!' "He's... not... you... WHARRGAGBBL!"\\
"I do not understand," Rei said after Asuka descended into Angrish for a minute.''
-->--''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', ''[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-14#post-2242641 chapter 4]]''

->''"...And Harry, who sounds like Creator/JoePesci trying not to curse in a PG movie."''
-->--'''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''', ''Film/HomeAlone''

->''Then the Messenger of Mordor laughed no more. His face was twisted with amazement and anger to the likeness of some wild beast that, as it crouches on its prey, is smitten on the muzzle with a stinging rod. Rage filled him and his mouth slavered, and shapeless sounds of fury came strangling from his throat.''
-->--'''''[[Literature/LordOfTheRings The Return of the King]]'''''

->"DJK GS DFF VORF DJEZZA GS WHLL! GIYSS DAIHVVH DORSCH GCKH GEVV! YIYZZ DVVAH FYRFF GHK EIKEN DYITH GVVUH FNYEGLUH! WHZ VWARGGUH DCK PUHG DAHVWUH! LYZZS DNNH GOGNIH! PAIN! ''PAAAAIIN!'' ''PAAAAAAAAIIIIN!!'' '''''PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII-'''''"
-->--'''WebVideo/NecroCritic''', ''Eiken''
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