->''"And your reward... Is clothes!"''
-->--'''''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing''''', TropeNamer

->''"But who cares if the protagonist's personality is more repellent than a cast-iron toilet brush, as long as he has a relatable goal. Max sets out on an epic quest to-- urmm... actually what the hell ''are'' we doing here? Well, we're antagonizing the local warlord, but that's more of a hobby thing... No, that's just in aid of his main, if you pardon the pun, driving motivation, which is to make his car really nice."''
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'''''

->'''Klein:''' Kirito, how'd it go? Did you win?\\
'''Kirito:''' Does this look like the face of victory to you?\\
'''Klein:''' You didn't get it?\\
'''Kirito:''' Oh, I got it.\\
[''Kirito throws his Christmas event reward to Klein; it turns out to be Keita's Charisma-boosting hat'']\\
'''Kirito:''' It's a hat. '''It's a god. Damn. Hat.'''\\
'''Klein:''' Well, what do you wanna do with it?\\
'''Kirito:''' Wear it? Poop in it? I don't really care anymore.
-->--''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
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