->Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn!
->Tell us the lesson that we should learn!
->I learned something today...
->The promise of mystery, adventure, hidden clues, ancient set pieces, red herrings, diabolical double crosses and a thrilling climax that ultimately bashes us all over the head with a lesson about the importance of non-material possessions.
->When all the world would keep a matter hid,\\
Since [[ItsPopularNowItSucks Truth is seldom friend]] to [[QualityByPopularVote any crowd]],\\
Men write in fable, [[OlderThanFeudalism as old Aesop did]],\\
[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Jesting at that which none will name aloud]].\\
And this they needs must do, or it will fall\\
[[BreadAndCircuses Unless they please they are not heard at all]].
->-- ''[[http://www.kipling.org.uk/poems_fabulists.htm Fabulists]]'' by Creator/RudyardKipling
->''Wow! Another valuable lesson learned from my adventures!''
->--'''Dr. McNinja''', ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''
->''"And so what we have learned applies to our life today, and God has a lot to say, in his book! You see, we know that God's word is for everyone, and now that our song is done, we'll take a look!"''
-->--'''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales''', [[OncePerEpisode every episode]]