->You vote where you shoot.
-->--Slogan of the UsefulNotes/AmericanCivilWar
----
[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]

->American politics. Governors, Senators, Congressmen... [[DemocracyIsBad No wonder nothing ever gets done.]]
-->--'''Zartan''', ''[[GIJoeTheRiseOfCobra GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra]]''

->'''Rick Davis:''' Listen, I too wish that the American people would choose the future Abraham Lincoln or Thomas Jefferson, but unfortunately, that's not the way it works anymore. Now [[ScrewTheRulesImBeautiful it takes movie-star charisma]] to get elected President, and [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama]] and [[UsefulNotes/SarahPalin Palin]], that's what they are -- they're stars.\\
'''Steve Schmidt:''' Primary difference being Sarah Palin [[BrainlessBeauty can't name a Supreme Court decision]], whereas Barack Obama was a constitutional law professor.\\
'''Davis:''' Fuck you.
-->--''Film/GameChange''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-action TV]]

->'''Bob Birch''': Don't declare war on Congress, Mr. President.\\
'''Frank Underwood''': Not on Congress. I'm declaring war on atrophy. [to the audience] But, these days, who could tell the difference?
-->--''Series/HouseOfCardsUS''

->I've paid approximately million and a half dollars in income tax over the past twenty-five years. If I get sick, they oughta have a nurse come to my house and blow me for free!
-->--'''Wrestling/JimCornette''' on American health care

->This administration doesn't even need an opposition party, do you know that? We do fine by ourselves.
-->--'''Toby Ziegler''', ''Series/TheWestWing''

->The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons; they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
-->--'''Jay Leno'''

->It was one of the funniest/strangest/most disgusting and confusing things I've ever seen in my life.
-->--'''Rachel Maddow''' after the 2012 Republican National Convention

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Stand-up Comedy]]

->We have a two-party system: the Democratic Party, which is a party of no ideas, and the Republican Party, which is a party of bad ideas. And the way it works is -- the Republican stands up in Congress and goes, [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: "I got a really bad idea!" ]]
And the Democrat says, [[/folder]]

[[folder: 'And I can make it shittier!' ]]

-->-- '''Creator/LewisBlack''', ''Black on Broadway''

->You want politics in America? I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. ''"I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs." "I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking." "Hey, wait a minute, [[TheManBehindTheMan there's one guy holding out both puppets!]]"''
-->-- '''Creator/BillHicks''', ''"Rant in E-Minor"''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Theatre]]

->''You see, we piddle, twiddle, and resolve\\
Not one damn thing do we solve\\
Piddle, twiddle, and resolve\\
Nothing's ''ever'' solved in\\
[[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Foul, fetid, fuming, foggy, filthy]]\\
PHILADELPHIA!''
-->-- '''John Adams''', ''[[SeventeenSeventySix 1776]]''

->''"Forward, America! Forward! ...to the hallowed principles of our forefathers! Forward! ...to the sweet tranquility of the status quo! Forward! ...to '''''[[NostalgiaFilter yesterday!]]'''''"''
-->--'''Sen. Billboard Rawkins''', ''Theatre/FiniansRainbow''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:live-action tv]]

->The Tea Party -- sort of like [[UsefulNotes/BritishPoliticalSystem UKIP]] with guns.
-->--'''Ian Hislop''', ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou''

->Former House Majority Leader Eric Cantor has taken a new job at a Wall Street investment bank. Now he can finally have some influence in Congress.
-->--'''Creator/StephenColbert'''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:video games]]

->It's all a show. 'Democracy' is just a filler for textbooks! Think about it! Do you actually believe that public opinion influences the government?
-->--'''President James Johnson''', ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty''

->'''[[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Alex Shrub]]''': If you read the Constitution, it's a sacred document that ''should not be changed.'' Under our constitution, women couldn't vote! But then the liberals come in cryin' crocodile tears... We need to get scare-mongers and non-believers--men like ''you'' Chavez--under control! I've got a good mind to get your funding removed.\\
'''Maurice Chavez''': [[ThreatBackfire We don't get any funding.]]\\
'''Alex''': Exactly! Uh... Good! Heh, you won't see a penny out of me!
-->--'''''Pressing Issues''''', Radio/GTARadio

[[/folder]]

[[folder:web original]]

->Every political revolution in America consists now of one party just trying to undo all the shit the other political party did. No actual law has been preserved in this country since, like, 1968.
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-feed/2014/11/make-it-stop-midterm-edition.html Drew Magary]]''', ''Make It Stop''

->There was a time when calling the president un-American was a beyond-the-pale transgression; now itís not even news when a [[YouMayPanicNow news anchor]] or an [[ChewbaccaDefense elected official]] does it. [John] Birchian conspiracies once left to fester at the lunatic fringe of our politics have encroached onto center stage.
-->--'''Elbert Ventura'''

->Think about everything you hear about Washington in the news: The disingenuous, corrupt, racist white jerkoffs bankrupting the country. The gutless fucks who say that there's 'no simple solution' to people with AR-15s shooting up public places... but legislate [[HeteronormativeCrusader what gay people can order at Chipotle]]. The defense lobbyists and 'think tank' fucks who never grew out of [[GeneralFailure playing with toy soldiers]], who go home at the end of each day to their house in Reston and jack off thinking about [[WhiteMansBurden dropping bombs on brown people.]]\\\
Think about all that, and then imagine the sports franchise they deserve.\\\
Voila. Redskins.
-->--'''''Deadspin''''', [[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-washington-redskins-1629678313 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Washington Redskins"]]

->Hmm, come to think of it, maybe ''Series/TheWalkingDead'' isn't sci-fi. Maybe it's some kind of allegory for America's inevitable future under the false dichotomies that dominate political conversation, the pissing matches between elites carried over from [[UpperClassTwit the dorms of Choate and Andover.]]
-->--'''[[http://secretsunjr.blogspot.com/2012/12/the-culture-of-surrender-or-cheeto.html Christopher Loring Knowles]]'''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:real life]]

->Washington, D.C. is Hollywood for ugly people.
-->-- '''Unknown origin'''

->Sir, I agree to this Constitution, with all its faults, ó if they are such; because I think a general Government necessary for us, and there is no form of government but what may be a blessing to the people, if well administered; and I believe, farther, that this is likely to be well administered for a course of years, and can only end in despotism, as other forms have done before it, when the people shall become so corrupted as to need despotic government, [[HobbesWasRight being incapable of any other.]]
-->--'''UsefulNotes/BenjaminFranklin''', speech to the Constitutional Convention (1787)

->I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him '[[IHaveNoSon father]]'.
-->-- '''Will Rogers'''

->The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money.
-->--'''Alexis de Tocqueville'''

->Democracy is beautiful in theory; in practice it is a fallacy. [[NotSoDifferent You in America will see that some day.]]
-->--'''UsefulNotes/BenitoMussolini'''

-> '''Dan Rather''': ''"Well, here they are. Your candidates for President, every one of them as dumb as a porcupine stuck to a watermelon. These are the types of idiots we produce for public office. Do your duty in November: move away."''
-->-- Jed Shaffer, ''Rewriting The Book: [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/more/rewriting/what-if-i-just-did-a-bunch-of-random-what-ifs/ What If the Presidential Race was Flooded with Wrestling Personalities?]]''

->The hatred Americans have for their own government is pathological, if understandable. At one level it is simply thwarted greed: [[MoneyFetish since our religion is making a buck]], giving a part of that buck to any government is an act against nature.
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal'''

->The United States is a nation of laws: [[LawfulStupid badly written and randomly enforced.]]
-->--''Zen Masters: The Wisdom of Music/FrankZappa''

->Why am I forced to walk the Earth with this conscience? Maybe, if there's such a thing as reincarnation, I can come back down to Earth and just trample all over people without giving a damn about anyone but myself. That would be awesome. That's it -- in my next life, I'm coming back as a conservative.
-->-- '''Wrestling/MickFoley''', ''The Hardcore Diaries''

->Hurricane Katrina has just hit New Orleans, what do you do? If you said "[[MissingStepsPlan privatize public schools]]", you might just be a conservative.
-->--'''Naomi Klein''', ''The Shock Doctrine: The Rise of Disaster Capitalism''

->In [[CanadaEh Canadian]] politics, comparing universal medicine to [[GodwinsLaw a Nazi plot]] gets you thrown out of the party. In the United States, it makes you [[AchievementsInIgnorance the front-runner.]]
-->--'''Jonathan Kay'''

->Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is that, in a democracy, the whores are ''us.''
-->-- '''P. J. O'Rourke'''

->Here's a brilliant thought that nobody had ever had before, as far as I know: let's make elections completely symbolic activities. The population can keep voting, we'll give them all the business, they'll have electoral campaigns, all the hoopla, two candidates, eight candidates--but the people they're voting for will then just be expected to [[PuppetKing read off a teleprompter]] and they won't be expected to know anything except what somebody tells then, and sometimes not even that.
-->--'''Noam Chomsky''', ''Understanding Power''

[[/folder]]
----