-> '''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]''': What race are you, anyway?
-> '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''': Don't worry about it.
-->--Sunday School Musical BMB review.

->'''Creator/DougWalker:''' What race is he supposed to be?\\
'''Rob Walker:''' Offensive.
-->-- ''Film/{{The Garbage Pail Kids Movie}}'' review commentary by WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic writing team. [[labelnote:more]]They eventually decide that he is "native his-black-ic"[[/labelnote]]

->Iíve said this to you before and I know it makes you uncomfortable, but youíre thoughtful and youíre brilliant. And your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of the American melting pot.
-->-- [[Series/ParksAndRecreation Lesile Knope]], to Ann Perkins

->They had an African-American chick with blue eyes.
-->-- '''Robin''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''

->'''Mr Fischoder:''' Are you an immigrant, Bob?\\
'''Bob:''' No.\\
'''Mr Fischoder:''' Oh. I just assumed you were since you're, you know, swarthy.\\
'''Gene:''' What's swarthy mean?\\
'''Bob:''' It means dark and hairy.\\
'''Gene:''' That's you! And me in the future!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers''.

-> '''Joyce''': I...I've been trying to determine if it's rude to ask what, um, ''flavor'' of human you two are.
-> '''Walky''': Well, my ''sister'' is black, but ''I'm'' generically beige.
-->-- ''Webcomic/DumbingOfAge'', [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/kinky-2/ May 15, 2013]]

->''"[[WunzaPlot One's a baby, and the other's -- black.]] I think. At least, part black. Or Hispanic. I think, you know, there's possibly some Filipino in there. Yeah, possibly some Filipino. I mean, if he's--if he's black, it's definitely diluted. I mean, one of his parents must be white. What the hell is Creator/JessicaAlba for that matter? If I was 40 years younger, I would plow that until next July..."''
-->-- '''Creator/DonLaFontaine''', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', spoof trailer from a movie starring Stewie and Wrestling/DwayneJohnson.

->'''Archer''': You're black...ish. \\
'''Lana''': Ish?!\\
'''Archer''': Well what's the word for it, Lana?! You freaked out when I said "quadroon!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->''"Shadow had seen black guys who looked like Mr. Ibis. Shadow had seen white guys with tans who looked like Mr. Ibis."''
-->-- ''Literature/AmericanGods''

->''"It's too bad you had to die...before we found out what ethnicity you were."''
-->-- '''Chanel #5''' on '''Chanel #2''', ''Series/ScreamQueens2015''

->''"Maybe someone who's small, and cute, and...ethnically hard to pin down."''
--> -- '''Princess Isabella''', ''Series/{{Galavant}}''