->'''[[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Gangstalicious:]]''' ''(rapping)'' [[Music/FiftyCent I got shot!]]\\
'''[[CrowdSong Audience:]]''' I got shot!\\
''(three dudes get on stage and shoot him)''\\
'''Gangstalicious:''' Ooh, I GOT SHOT!\\
'''Audience:''' I got shot!\\
'''Gangstalicious:''' [[CassandraTruth No, I got shot for real!]]\\
'''Audience:''' I got shot for real!\\
'''Gangstalicious:''' No goddammit! I got shot! Some niggas shot me! I'm bleedin'! I'ma die'! Somebody please help me! HELP ME! ''(collapses)''\\
'''Audience (confused):''' No goddammit! I got shot! Some niggas shot me! I'm bleedin'...\\
'''Huey:''' ''(voiceover)'' It was 45 minutes before anyone called an ambulance.
-->--'''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks'''

->'''Queen Narissa''': The most powerful thing in the world. Ha! I don't think so. You have no idea who you're dealing with. You want a show? I'll give you a show. Back up and get ready for the main event!
-->--''Film/{{Enchanted}}'', after Giselle being revived by TrueLovesKiss is mistaken as part of a show.

->'''Peter:''' Come on, Brian. We had a deal!
->'''Brian:''' Yeah, well, the deal's off! Me and the little shred of dignity I have left will be waiting in the car! ''(walks away)''
->'''Peter:''' B-Brian, come! Hey, don't you walk out on me! ''(beat)'' Hey...Uh, heh. Uh, I now command you to leave! Yep, keep going! Yeah, t-t-that's right! Yeah, [[FlippingTheBird flip me off]]! Good boy! ''(nervously laughs)''
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Brian: Portrait of a Dog"
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