->''"Did [=IQs=] just drop sharply while I was away?"''
-->-- '''Ripley''' addressing the Weyland-Yutani review board.

->''"Some honch in a cushy office on Earth says go look at a grid reference. We look. They don't say why, and I don't ask. I don't ask because it takes two weeks to get an answer out here, and the answer is always "Don't ask!""''
-->-- '''Al Simpson''' describing the Weyland-Yutani orders that led to the colony becoming infested with xenomorphs.

->''"Hey, Hicks! Man you look just like I feel."''
-->-- '''PFC Drake''', just as the crew have woken up from stasis.

->''"There's some juicy colonists' daughters we have to rescue from their virginity."''
-->-- '''Sgt Apone''''s brief to the Marines.

->'''Hudson:''' Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for man?\\
'''Vasquez:''' No. Have you?

->'''Hudson:''' Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?\\
'''Gorman:''' All we know is that there's still no contact with the colony, and that a xenomorph may be involved.\\
'''Frost:''' Excuse me sir, a-a what?\\
'''Gorman:''' A xenomorph.\\
'''Hicks:''' It's a bughunt.

->'''Vasquez:''' Look man, I only need to know one thing: [[BadassBoast where they are]]. \\
'''Drake:''' Yeah Vasquez! \\
'''Vasquez:''' Anytime, anywhere. \\
'''Hudson:'''' Yeah, right. Someone said "aliens" she thought they said "illegal aliens", signed up! \\
'''Vasquez:''' Fuck you, man. \\
'''Hudson:''' Anytime, anywhere... \\
'''Ripley:''' Are you finished!? (to Vasquez) I hope you're right. I really do. ... Because just one of those things managed to wipe out my entire crew in less than twenty-four hours! And if the colonists have found that ship, there's no telling how many have been exposed. Do you get it?

->'''Hudson:''' How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
->'''Apone:''' You ''secure'' that shit, Hudson!

->'''PFC Hudson''': I'm ready, man, check it out. [[BadassBoast I am the ultimate badass]]! State of the badass art! You do '''not''' wanna fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate [[OverlyLongGag badasses]] [[TemptingFate will protect you]]! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, [[{{Franchise/Terminator}} phase-plasma pulse rifles]], [=RPGs=], we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got [[CrazyPrepared knives, sharp sticks]]...

->'''Gorman:''' We're not making that out too well. What is it?\\
'''Hudson:''' You tell me, I only work here.

->'''Gorman:''' Hicks, meet me at the south lock. We're coming in.\\
'''Hudson:''' He's comin' in. I feel safer already.\\
'''Vasquez:''' Pendejo jerkoff.

->'''Hudson:''' Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen.

->'''Frost:''' Hot as hell in here.\\
'''Hudson:''' Yeah man, but it's a dry heat.

->'''Frost:''' What the hell are we supposed to use, man, harsh language?

->'''Hudson:''' Look let's just bug out and call it even, okay? What are we even talking about this for?\\
'''Ripley:''' I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.\\
'''Hudson:''' Fuckin' A!

->'''Hudson:''' (to Burke in the APC) Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

->''"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."''
-->-- '''Ripley''' with [[MemeticMutation one of her most famous quotes]].

->''"That's it, man! [[ThrowItIn Game over man]], [[HeroicBSOD game over]]!"''
-->-- '''PFC Hudson''' panicking on LV-426.

->''"We better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night. [[MemeticMutation Mostly]]."''
-->--'''Newt'''

->''"In sixteen minutes this place is gonna be a cloud of vapor the size of Nebraska!"''
-->--'''Bishop'''

->''"We're on an express elevator to Hell, going down!"''
-->--- '''PFC Hudson'''

->''"MARIIINES!! WE ARE LEEEAVIING!!!"''
-->-- '''Cpl Hicks'''

->''"[[MamaBear Get away from her you]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH!!]]"''
-->-- '''Ripley'''

->''"All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I *love* the Corps!"''
-->-- '''Sgt Apone'''

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