->''[[HypocriticalHumor "He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original."]]''
-->-- '''Alice Cooper''', about Music/MarilynManson

->'''Sam the American Eagle:''' Let me come right to the point. You, sir, are a demented, sick, degenerate, barbaric.. ''naughty''.. freako!\\
'''Cooper:''' [[InsultBackfire Why, thank you!]]\\
'''Sam:''' ... Freakos one, civilization zero.\\
'''Cooper:''' [makes a "one point for me" mark in the air]
-->-- '''Series/TheMuppetShow'''

->"My guest tonight was christened Vincent, but then he became a rock star and decided he needed a rock-starry name, so he changed it to Alice. Ladies and gentlemen, [[Film/WaynesWorld we are not worthy.]]"
-->--Jeremy Clarkson, '''Series/TopGear''', Season 17, Ep. 1

->"Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's real rebellion."
-->-- '''Alice Cooper''', about his faith