->'''Sock:''' And what if I can't do it?\\
'''Mephistopheles:''' Then you're fired.\\
'''Sock:''' Ah-\\
'''Mephistopheles:''' That wasn't a pun.
-->-- ''Webcomic/WelcomeToHell''

->'''Mr. Daidoji:''' Who the Hell are you?!\\
'''Hel:''' ''[chuckles]''
-->-- ''Manga/MythicalDetectiveLokiRagnarok''

->'''Batman''': Grimm wouldn't be the first hood to ape old movies.\\
'''Nightwing''': "Ape".\\
'''Batman''': Sorry. Unintentional.
-->-- ''Franchise/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica'', [=JLApe=]

->'''Bella''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext [I]t may be that you should avoid simultaneously being around me and sharp objects]].\\
'''Emmett''': Edward ''is'' a sharp object.\\
'''Bella''': Point. Uh, no pun intended.
-->-- ''FanFic/{{Luminosity}}''

->''"That wasn't a joke. That was an unfortunate coincidental pairing of words."''
-->-- '''Angry factory lady''', ''Series/DrakeAndJosh''

->''"Oh god, that was a pun! 'What's up with this ceiling?'. What's wrong with me? I'd punch somebody in the mouth if they said that to me."''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''