[[foldercontrol]]
[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
->''"Putting all her weight on my body, Haruhi then pushed me down to the floor. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Haruhi rode me like a horse, getting in the mount position.]]"''
-->--'''Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya'''

->'''Kyoki:''' ''(reprimanding Love Espada)'' "Espada-senpai! This year, I won't let you [[http://www.mangatown.com/manga/maken_ki/c076/38.html do as you please!!]]"\\
''(Espada coaxes her into one of the school's clubrooms and [[InstantSeduction does]] ''[[ExactWords exactly that]]'')''
-->--''Manga/MakenKi''

->''"I'm angry and I'm wet!"''
-->--'''Monkey D. Luffy''', ''Manga/OnePiece'' (Creator/FourKids dub)
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]
->'''Lana Lang:''' Lois... We've been rivals for years... How will we ever forget Superman?\\
'''Lois Lane:''' I know, Lana dear... We must comfort each other!
-->--''ComicBook/TheLastDaysOfSuperman''

->''"Take off that ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} costume right now! And remove those boots, too!"''
-->--'''ComicBook/{{Superman}}''' asking his sixteen-year-old cousin to put on her civilian clothes, ''ComicBook/ActionComics'' #270

->"Kara is so moody! She misses the gay times she had as Linda Danvers."
-->--''ComicBook/TheUntoldStoryOfArgoCity''

->''"I keep thinking about Firebrand! Oh, wouldn't it be exciting if I could have a wonder horse for my own? The fun we could have together! Gosh, just thinking about it gives me goose flesh! I hope I can fall asleep tonight!"''
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Linda Danvers]]''', "ComicBook/TheSuperSteedOfSteel"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
->''"You know what Jones, you want this chain so bad? Big daddy Thrax is gonna let you have it."''
-->--'''Thrax''', ''Film/OsmosisJones''

->''"What are ya gonna do, suck me to death?"''
-->--'''Air Conditioner''', ''WesternAnimation/TheBraveLittleToaster''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
->26 INT. CATESBY'S OFFICE\\
''Sir William Catesby, the King's private secretary, is on the phone to Lord Hastings, the Prime Minister.''\\
'''CATESBY:''' The King's physicians fear him mightily. Prime Minister, the King doth call for you.\\
27 INT. HASTINGS' PRIVATE APARTMENT AT 10 DOWNING STREET\\
''Hastings, 60 years old, is answering the phone, as his teenage mistress massages his fat body toward orgasm.''\\
'''HASTINGS:''' Catesby, I come!
-->-- Early draft of Creator/IanMcKellen's adaptation of ''Film/RichardIII''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
->'''Clara:''' ''(climbing out of a window)'' My bustle is stuck!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Your bustle?!\\
''(he pulls her out of the window but falls backwards, Clara lands on top of him)''\\
'''The Doctor:''' You're going to have to take those clothes off.\\
'''Clara:''' ''(gasps)''\\
'''The Doctor:''' ...I didn't mean-\\
'''Clara:''' I know.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I just-\\
'''Clara:''' I understand, I do.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Good.
-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Snowmen"

->'''Creator/StephenFry:''' What you need is length and thickness...\\
'''Alan Davies:''' That is going to be [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUJbuwIG79k snipped out, straight on YouTube.]]
-->--''Series/{{QI}}''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]
->''"...Eh, eh...Ah!? ...Human!!? Are you serious!? Right in front of me!?"''
-->-- '''[[{{Deuteragonist}} Puro]]''' if you let yourself get transfurred right in front of him, ''VideoGame/{{Changed}}''

->''"This is how we BANG!"''
-->--"THIS IS HDM" by Relect, ''VideoGame/{{crossbeats}} REV. SUNRISE''

->''"Kairi... Kairi's inside me?"''
-->--'''Sora''', ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsI''

->''"Link checked the chest! Wow, this is a nice chest!"''
-->--''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening''

->'''J. Jonah Jameson''': Be a man about it! ''SHOW THEM YOUR MANHOOD!''\\
'''Peter Parker''': Yes, sir!...wait, ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''
-->--''VideoGame/MarvelsSpiderMan2''

->''"Go over and touch [=NiGHTS=]. You'll see what I mean. That is, of course, if you're ''interested'' in that sort of thing..."''
-->--'''Owl''', ''VideoGame/NiGHTSJourneyOfDreams''

->''"The time has come for me to clear my reputation... by assaulting this young girl!"''
-->--'''Schezo Wegey''', ''VideoGame/PuyoPuyoTetris''

->''"I see... Milk."''
-->--'''Marion''' while staring at [[BoobBasedGag Sonia's boobs]], ''VideoGame/ShiningResonance'' comedy skit

->''"I'm really going to enjoy this. Prepare to bleed."''
-->--'''Deko Gekisho''', ''VideoGame/SinAndPunishmentStarSuccessor''

->''"Oh, they're sucking each other!"''
-->-- '''[=JayMoji=]''' while watching ''VideoGame/Splatoon3'' [[https://youtu.be/wPQhCGffw_g?t=536 footage]] of two [[WeaponsThatSuck Ink Vacs]] at a standstill, at which point he immediately pauses to [[CantBelieveISaidThat regret what he said]]

->''"I'm told I come across as awkward sometimes, but if nothing else, I'm good with my hands."''
-->--'''Eleanor Hume''', ''VideoGame/TalesOfBerseria''

->'''Estelle:''' Victory calls, and [[InnocentInnuendo I come]].\\
'''Flynn:''' As ''you will.''
-->--''VideoGame/TalesOfVesperia'', post-victory banter

->''"I have no idea who you are, but I thank you for arousing me."''
-->--'''Beruga''', ''VideoGame/{{Terranigma}}''

->"'''I'm coming!'''" ''(while trying to catch his car up)''
-->--'''"CCR" Motoki''', ''VideoGame/WanganMidnight Maximum Tune 4''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Animation]]
->Wait 'til you hear what Sunny Jim asked me to swallow.
-->--'''Darlene Spritzer''', ''WebAnimation/LoboWebseries''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Video]]
->''Meanwhile, Egon is having just like a horrible time... Or maybe, like, the best time of his entire life. I don't know; this moan could go either way.''
-->--'''Ghostbusters News''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG3DT9hnolg on]] ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'', "[[Recap/TheRealGhostbustersS2E60EgonsGhost Egon's Ghost]]"

->'''Data Sora:''' Guys, I gotta go inside to look.\\
'''Goofy:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Who’s to say if it’s even safe inside Riku?]]\\
'''Mickey:''' [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who wrote this script?]]
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/KingdomHeartsInANutshell Kingdom Hearts RE:Coded in a nutshell]]''

->'''Archibald:''' I'm ''coming!'' I'm ''coming!'' I'm ''coming!'' I'm ''coming!'' I'm ''coming!''\\
'''Friend:''' What the hell is that?\\
'''[=SungWon=]:''' Huh? Oh, uh, I-I'm playing a game. Uh, I played five "Archibald Arrives" cards and that's just the voice clip he does.\\
'''Friend:''' OK, that's--\\
'''Archibald:''' ''Auuuughhh! Auuuughhh!''\\
'''Friend:''' And ''that?''\\
'''[=SungWon=]:''' That's his damage sound.\\
'''Archibald:''' I'm ''finished.''\\
'''[=SungWon=]:''' That's a defeat quote.\\
'''Archibald:''' Are you ''satisfied'' now?\\
'''[=SungWon=]:''' It's a cutscene now.\\
'''Archibald:''' ''Aighe'luvsekks!''[[note]]pronounced "I love sex"[[/note]]\\
'''Friend:''' OK, now he's just ''saying'' it.\\
'''[=SungWon=]:''' Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That's the name of the ice dragon he's fighting. See? ''(a picture of Aighe'luvsekks is shown)''\\
'''Friend:''' That just seems intentional now.\\
'''[=SungWon=]:''' I mean, it makes sense if you play the game.\\
'''Archibald:''' Do you ''hear me?! Aighe'luvsekks!''\\
'''[=SungWon=]:''' OK, I hear it now.\\
'''Archibald:''' ''Finish'' me!
-->-- ''WebVideo/ProZD'', '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WclnwYyhcos when a game's audio is more suggestive than you realise]]'''

->Alright guys, how about we check out my full body. I will now show you my body. [[LampshadeHanging Wait.. wait hold on, hold on, nononono wait wait wait that isn't what-]]
-->--'''[[Characters/HololiveMoriCalliopeCh Calliope Mori]]'''

->'''[[ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} Scott]]:''' I said don't.\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} Logan]]:''' ...maybe it's time for us to move on.\\
'''Critic:''' [[LampshadeHanging You and I, that one night of passion, it's over now!]]
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfEK6UqAjZE on]] ''Film/XMenTheLastStand''

->I'm all into [[PowerStable stables]], more than two men in a stable, I'm always interested in.
-->--'''Mr. OOC''', ''WebVideo/OSWReview: Wrestling/WrestleMania X-7''

->'''Chugga:''' [[OffModel Look at her her (Peach's) hair and]] (notices Peach's animation looks rather "suggestive") What the hell? [[BigWhat WHAT!?]]\\
'''Jon:''' Hump that chest, Peach! Hump that chest! You show it who's boss!
-->--''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys'' pointing out Peach's rather [[OffModel unusual animation]] during VideoGame/MarioParty.

->''(whacking himself with a replica of Thor's hammer with each word) [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Trying! So! Very! Hard! To! Be! Family! Friendly!]]''
-->--'''WebAnimation/SilverQuill''' reacting to one of these, ''WebVideo/BroniesReact: Shadow Play''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]
->'''Black:''' We are the protagonists.\\
'''Joy:''' And we fight for love and justice.\\
'''Black:''' I'm Black.\\
'''Joy:''' And I'm Joy.\\
'''Black:''' And on behalf of my balls,\\
'''Both:''' We shall punish you!
-->--''Webcomic/BlackAdventures''

->'''Angus:''' Busy night, eh?\\
'''Hannelore:''' Yes, very!\\
'''Angus:''' It sure sounded like you were ''enjoying yourselves''.\\
'''Hannelore:''' Oh no, did we keep you up? I tried to be quiet!\\
'''Angus:''' It's cool. It's hard to be quiet when you're that excited.\\
'''Hannelore:''' At first I wasn't really sure what was going on, but Marigold explained everything as we went along, and then I just got carried away, you know?\\
'''Angus:''' I'm impressed you were keep up with her all night like that.\\
'''Hannelore:''' Hehe, I'm sorta regretting it now. My butt is all sore!\\
'''Marigold:''' HANNELORE, he's IMPLYING-\\
'''Angus:''' No! Don't say it! You'll break the spell!\\
'''Hannelore:''' My favorite part was when you took on those four guys at once! [[DiggingYourselfDeeper And then that giant dog!]]
-->--[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1702 Hannelore and Marigold]] emerge from a ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' all-nighter, ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Website]]
->''People reveal the most intimate parts of themselves when they talk about their dreams.''
-->--''Website/{{Reddit}}'''s description for their dream-related subforum.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
->''"But I didn't turn you on!"''
-->--'''D.W. Read''' to a toy, ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', "Tales From the Crib"

->''"The dog's got my wiener! The dog's got my wiener!"''
-->--'''D.W. Read''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', "[[Recap/ArthurS1E18ArthursChickenPoxSickAsADog Sick as a Dog]]"

->''"Come to daddy, My pet!"''
-->--'''Kyle''', '''WesternAnimation/FanboyAndChumChum'''

->''"Give us [[BlackIsBiggerInBed Black Dick]], and we fear nothing."''
-->--'''Sarah Phillips''', ''WesternAnimation/LibertysKids''[[note]]"Black Dick" was the nickname of British Admiral Richard Howe.[[/note]]

->''"Don't worry. Rarity. I've got you covered."''
-->--'''Applejack''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E26TheBestNightEver The Best Night Ever]]"[[note]]In horse breeding, "cover" refers to mating.[[/note]]

->''"Is the beaver fresh, today?"''
-->--'''King Julian''', ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar''

->''"Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. I'm used to swallowing huge loads."''
-->--'''Xavier''', ''WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]
->''"If I got it the right length precisely, I could spring the finishing ejaculation with effect enough to make some impressive girl deliver a startled little yelp and jump out of her seat- and that was what I was after."''
-->--'''Creator/MarkTwain''' explaining that timing {{beat}}s is everything when telling a horror story (or a joke), ''How To Tell A Story''.
[[/folder]]
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